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5 Epic Fight Scenes Where The Hero Beats The Crap Out Of A BUNCH Of People

Everyone loves purging their aggression by watching poor dudes just get clobbered in movie fight scenes. But what everyone loves even more is one person fighting a whole lot of other persons and still serving up cans of whoop-ass all the same. Here are five of the most ridiculous “one vs. all” fight scenes.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER – GOING DOWN?

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is one of the best Marvel films to date, combining action with political intrigue, and oh hey, Captain America kicks full amounts of ass inside a stopped elevator car. And I admire Cap, really, because I would rather fight every single person in an elevator than have to endure one more conversation about how much everybody hates Mondays.

THE MATRIX RELOADED – NEO VS. AGENT SMITH…S

There wasn’t a whole lot to celebrate about The Matrix Reloaded, but it did give us this pretty dope (if unconvincingly animated) fight scene in which Neo hands an alley full of Agents Smith their collective asses. If you didn’t already know Neo was The One, this scene makes it obvious — no one else could withstand the unfiltered handsomeness of a hundred Hugo Weavings confined in one artificial simulation.

KUNG FU HUSTLE – GETTING THEIR AXES KICKED

Kung Fu Hustle was marketed as a wacky comedy and then pulled the cinematic equivalent of slapping us in the face with its awesomeness as an entertaining martial arts flick. And even though this fight contains more than one protagonist, it still features an ungodly number of bad guys, all wearing stovepipe hats like a gang of axe-wielding, Chinese Abe Lincolns. Honestly, I’m not sure why that wasn’t the tagline of the film?

KILL BILL: VOLUME I – HERE COMES THE BRIDE

This one is (obviously) a little graphic, so, uh, make sure you haven’t eaten before you watch. In Kill Bill, once The Bride dispatches Gogo, she’s faced with the Crazy 88s, a maniacal gang of domino-masked assassins. And they all promptly get their sh*t ruined in truly disgusting fashion. By the end of the fight, her signature yellow tracksuit is covered in blood, making her look like the Ronald McDonald of vengeful assassins. You know, maybe if she’d leaned into that and gone full-on clown, she might’ve scared the rest of the Crazy 88 to death.

OLDBOY – ONE TAKE. ONE INSANE TAKE.

I put on Oldboy expecting to see a very old boy, like maybe Benjamin Button or the Boss Baby from Boss Baby. What I didn’t expect was a grizzled old man beating the hell out of dozens of bad guys with a hammer in a narrow hallway. And if there’s anything to take away from this film, it’s that he has truly proven that he is the oldest boy. (I’m still not sure what that movie was about.)

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