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When you love someone, it’s perfectly natural to get a little jealous sometimes — it shows you don’t want to lose the good thing you’ve got. But there are some people out there who let themselves get more than just a little carried away with their jealousy. It’s one thing to suspect your partner of cheating when there’s lipstick on their collar, but it’s another thing to start using GoFundMe as a means to “save your relationship”. Today we’re going to share the stories of five crazy jealous men* who need to learn a little thing called “trust”, and get used to another little thing called a “restraining order”.

*Don’t worry, we know jealous women be cray, too. We’ll get to them next time …

The Man Who Divorced His Wife After Seeing a Picture of Her Kissing a Horse

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A Saudi Arabian man decided to divorce his wife when he saw a picture of her kissing a horse on social media. You can see that the kiss is an innocent peck on the horse’s cheek, but HOW DID HE REALLY KNOW IF THIS WAS THE ONLY KISS THEY SHARED, HUH?! The woman said that she does not regret kissing the horse and was fine divorcing a man “who cannot distinguish between humans and animals”, which frankly ONLY FURTHER PROVES HER GUILT! DUH!

The Boyfriend Who Started a GoFundMe Campaign to “Save His Relationship”


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When he found out his girlfriend was spending Spring Break in Miami, Azel Prather Jr. realized the only way to stop her from being tempted to cheat on him in that PARADISE of a city would be to go along with her on her vacation. He didn’t have the cash, and thus turned to the public to help SAVE HIS RELATIONSHIP. Starting a GoFundMe campaign, Prather said, “As you know, spring break is fastly approaching and my youngin (pictured above) and her friends are going to Miami. If you know anything about Miami, you know that she shouldn’t go without a chaperone. I need to get there to be with her and share this joyous time but my funds have been exhausted. We have a great thing going and I would hate to see it go down the drain for a little sand and sun. If you can find it in your heart to donate ANYTHING to help save my relationship I would greatly appreciate it. I just need a round trip flight. I will be staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip. I thank you in advance. Please fellas, I love her.”  Wow, that brings tears to our eyes. Thankfully, 29 generous supporter of co-dependency donated to his campaign, and Prather was able to join his girlfriend in Miami and ensure she WOULDN’T BE TEMPTED TO BECOME AN INDEPENDENT HUMAN BEING. PHEW.

The Boyfriend Who Smashed His Girlfriend’s Laptop For Posting a Picture of Mitt Romney

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A man from Tennessee named Lowell Turpin punched his girlfriend and smashed her laptop after seeing a picture of Mitt Romney posted to her Facebook page. The man didn’t KNOW it was Mitt Romney, and suspected his girlfriend was having an affair with some random silver fox. When she tried to explain that it was, indeed, a photo of a presidential candidate, Lowell refused to believe her and got violent. He was charged with domestic assault and arrested, and is definitely having to spend ALL OF HIS JAIL TIME THINKING ABOUT MITT ROMNEY’S JUNK.

The Boyfriend Who Smashed an Ice Cream Into His Girlfriend’s Face Because She Was Seeing Someone Else

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A 20-year-old British man named Ben Moses jammed a Cornetto ice cream cone into his girlfriend’s mouth when she admitted to seeing someone else while they were on a break. The police issued him a warning for the frozen assault, and his girlfriend was left with a swollen lip and a bruised chin. Apparently they patched things up because HEY MAYBE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET HER TO STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVING SOMEONE ELSE AND OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT WAS TO STUFF AN ICE CREAM IN HER MOUTH, RIGHT?!

The Ex-Boyfriend Who Slept On His Ex’s Porch to Ward Off Rivals

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A Zimbabwean woman sought a protection order against her ex-lover after he started sleeping on her porch and harassing her verbally and physically. He stayed on her porch so that he could scare off any of her other lovers. That would be super romantic if this man was a character in a John Hughes film, but clearly the court hasn’t seen Say Anything because the ex girlfriend won the restraining order. Now, this guy will have to go find someone else to harass.

5 Stories Of Crazy Jealous Guys Who Took It Way Too Far

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