54 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Ok, this isn’t the time or the place to discuss my potential drinking problem, but yesterday (note how I said yesterday, not last night, hence the drinking problem comment) I decided to just polish off a bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here’s what was funny, at least at the time.
Feel free to lecture me about my drinking and/or how some of these aren’t funny in the comments.
Yea, but you know the pitched headline was "Why are millennial central nervous systems so lazy?" pic.twitter.com/IVP1qsBWGa
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) July 5, 2017
I have resting 'I read the news' face.
— Kendra Alvey 👻 (@Kendragarden) April 28, 2017