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The 7 Most Accurate Porn Parodies of All Time

There are a ton of porn parodies of our favorite movies, television shows and books, but there are some that go beyond the bare minimum and stay true to the original sources. Here are seven movies that could get away with being part of the original canon if they removed all the sex. I didn’t include the link to the actual videos, but you can use your Google skills to find any of the movies that you are interested in.

Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

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The plot of this parody uses some actual stories from the early comics as well as using outfits that are a lot closer to the originals than the movies. They even bothered with a CG rendering of Iron Man’s suit. Another interesting fact is that the She-Hulk is played by the late Chyna.

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Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

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This one is more of a parody of the 1960’s television show than the most recent movies, and it sticks pretty damn close to it. The costumes are spot on and the joker even has a painted white mustache like the originals.

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Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

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For this Star Wars porn parody they went beyond by building a fell almost exact replica set of the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, as well a the hallways from the Death Star. It also has accurate alien costumes and a full Vader suit, the screenshots would almost be mistaken for the real movie if it weren’t for the Stormtroopers wearing no pants.

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StarTrek

This parody follows the plot of Wrath of Khan without skipping a beat. The promiscuity of the crew is even excused because it is caused by a brain infecting parasite that changes their personalities. If you cut out the sex it would fit the canon pretty well.

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Gnardians of the Galaxy

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In this version of Guardians of the Galaxy everything has turned into a dick joke. This included Groot turning into a giant wooden dick, Groot also has no lines other than “I am Groin”. Drax the Destroyer keeps his personality from the movie and remains literal throughout the whole parody. If you can get past the creepy Rocket the Raccoon being CGed into various shots it’s almost as funny as the original.

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Doctor Whore

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A true Doctor Who fan would appreciate this parody more. This one stars the Cyberman, called the Cyber Semen, as the villains of this Doctor’s adventure. They fit in 5 companions and two iterations of the Doctor to appeal to a wider fan audience. The sets are actually better produced than the originals and it doesn’t break any of the universal rules set by the show.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX: A Porn Parody

StarTrek3 This parody is a crash course through four seasons of the show mixed in with a lot of porn. Some of the relationships are actually canon and make sense within the originals story. It goes beyond a pure porn movie and actually has a complex plot with character development. Add in some CG ships and lasers and you have the most accurate porn parody ever created.

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