7 Sword-Wielding Morons Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near Sharp Objects

This is not how you chop a watermelon.

This is also not how you chop a watermelon, but it’s a great way to chop your hand.

This is not how you hold on to a sword.

This is now how you use two swords at once.

This is not how you throw a sword at ice, because why would you do that to begin with?

And finally, this is not how you sell a sword on a home shopping network.

Trust me, this classic video is worth watching the whole thing, with audio.