According to legend, The King of Queens is a bit of a drama queen himself. Unconfirmed but corroborated reports from those who have encountered him in the wild say that James often refuses to speak to “the help”, once berating a waitress who asked him for his order directly rather than passing it through his assistants. The Mall Cop star allegedly sends his personal crew into stores before him to announce that no one should make eye contact with James, because apparently, Paul Blart is bigger than Jesus. Only if you’re taking butt volume into account, Kevin.
The legends of Jordan’s rudeness and competitiveness are legion, but none stand out more than when rapper Chamillionaire asked Jordan for a photograph. The no-longer-relevant Jordan insisted that Chamillionaire purchase a $15k jersey from him instead, which Chamillionaire declined. Jordan’s noteworthy arrogance even extended to his Hall of Fame acceptance speech, which he turned into an ungrateful 23-minute roast of everyone who didn’t kiss his butt.
Allegedly one of the biggest jerks in the known universe, Seinfeld stories have circulated among ex-fans for years, making it seem like Superman’s biggest fan couldn’t be less of a super man. One former fan reported that Seinfeld allegedly walked up to him and his basketball team in a Hyatt hotel, and without provocation, called them dumb jocks. Seinfeld then slammed his breakfast plate on the concierge desk, demanding his eggs be cooked again. Serenity now.