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8 Of The Grossest Movie Kisses

Kissing is weird. Almost everyone is drawn to do it at times, yet there’s something very strange about taking your mouth – the thing you eat with – and putting on someone else’s mouth to exchange saliva. Yuck. No wonder sometimes movie kisses end up being more rank than romantic. Here are eight of the grossest movie kisses.

 

Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby

Amy Adams is super hot, but somehow I didn’t need to see her climb on a table to make out with Will Ferrell.

 

Spider-Man

UGH!! The upside down kiss! I hate this scene. His chin looks like it is attacking her face. And have you tried to kiss someone upside down? It is wrong. I’m pretty sure this is in the Bible. Don’t kiss people upside down. It goes against God.

 

Big Top Pee Wee

Who wants to see Pee Wee Herman kiss somebody?! This was on absolutely no-one’s bucket list. Not only does Pee Wee Herman get his mack on, he gets it on for TWO WHOLE MINUTES. Like, the point of the entire scene is that the kiss is ridiculously long. I guess Pee Wee was too big of a star at the time for someone to gently inform him that nobody wanted to watch him make out for two minutes.

 

Dumb and Dumber

The funny thing about movie scenes that happen in someone’s imagination is that the actors still have to do them in real life. Even in Lloyd’s dreams he’s a terrible kisser. Can we even call that kissing? He looked like he was eating her face. Yuck. I feel disturbed.

 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Okay, I know this is controversial because some people really love Ron and Hermione. (I guess?) Whatever. I suppose when they rush to kiss each other it’s supposed to look like steamy buildup leading to a long-awaited kiss they can’t restrain any longer, but it really looks more like the two actors said, “Okay, gross, let’s get this over with.”

 

6. Cry-Baby

THIS IS NOT HOW TO FRENCH KISS. NONE OF THIS IS HOW TO FRENCH KISS.

 

7. Garden State

This isn’t supposed to be a gross kiss so… is this how Zach Braff thinks kissing works? Could his mouth get any wider open? The infinite abyss in question is clearly Zach Braff’s mouth.

 

8. Wet Hot American Summer

Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks are two incredibly hot people who manage to make kissing look absolutely horrible. Plus, she tastes like a burger.

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