Morbid Jealousy – Girl Goes To Boyfriend’s Ex Girlfriend’s Funeral, Dissects Her Corpse


That’s not a headline I get to write very often.

Everybody has ex’s, and they are an ex for a reason and all that jazz. But sometimes, they can interfere or pop up unwanted. I’ve never really hated a girlfriend’s ex. There’s one or two that, should anything bad happen, like their car got stolen, or they wake up in the night, stand on some Lego, then as they’re hopping about in agony, they land on a plug… Then.. Y’know.. That’d be great.

However, if they died, I wouldn’t go to the funeral. And I especially wouldn’t piss about with the corpse.

But then, I’m not Shaynna Lauren Sims.

The woman from Oklahoma went along to her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s funeral. And got weird.


According to Oklahoma news, she cut the dead girl’s hair, stole her shoes, smeared her make up, and sliced her face open.

When the deceased’s family and friends saw her with her hands in the casket, they called the police, who arrested Sims for illegal dissection of a human body after they saw that the corpse had been sliced open from the hairline to the tip of her nose.

When police apprehended her, Sims had scissors, a boxcutter knife and bits of make up.

She is currently held on $10,000 bail for this incident, with a further $10,000 bail for a previous charge of assault and battery. In February, she was charged with child neglect, too.

She sounds like an absolute winner. WHAT A CATCH!


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