These need some Jesus in their lives.
1 . Looks like someone has a fetish for professional bicyclists.
2 . I feel bad for actual whales being even remotely associated with this whale-tail.
3 . Doesn’t cancer have a bad enough reputation without you getting it tattooed on your ass crack?
4 . Fun fact: This was actually how Human Centipedestoryboarded the plot when pitching to movie executives.
5 . Oooh, a fart vending machine!
6 . Something tells me Jesus is less than pleased with how she chose to quote scripture. Also, he’s probably not impressed by the grammatical error.
7 . “Shorty got them apple-bottom bottoms, tattoos with no class”
8 . A dick might be your best friend, but obviously grammar isn’t.
9 . Mein trampf stampf!
Ok, enjoy gouging your own eyes out now!
