KOFFING AND WEEZING
Positive: Can cover up the smell of your farts (but it’s easier to just open a window).
Positive: Great door stop, until it turns into a stupid butterfly.
Positive: Cures insomnia…but you still get the face drawings.
Positive: Set him up on a street corner and earn a few bucks.
DIGLETT AND DUGTRIO
Positive: Good for gardening. Or frying up, probably.
Positive: Apparently a source for perfume ingredients, but who wants to squeeze one?
MAGNEMITE AND MAGNETON
Positive: Set one off to destroy all of your shameful, embarrassing files when you die.
Positive: Great for submissives.
Positive: The best Pokémon to send into battle because you can watch it die.