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ABC NEWS HAS NO CLUE WHERE THE OLYMPICS ARE BEING HELD

 

The 2018 Olympic Winter Games are in Pyeongchang, South Korea. They are not in P.F. Chang’s. That would be kind of rad, but the restaurant chain wants you to know that despite reports by ABC News, you cannot win a gold medal in the biathlon at P.F. Chang’s.

 

I know it’s disappointing, but all of you biathletes can come back to my place if you need to be consoled. Wait, that’s not what biathlete means? So what does it mean? They ski and then do target shooting? That’s even dumber than curling. Okay, I changed my mind, you disappointed biathletes are going to have to go somewhere else. And while you’re there, train to compete in a real sport. Maybe some of the North Korean cheerleaders ended up at P. F. Chang’s, I’ll have to console them instead.

 

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