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ALARM CLOCK MADE FOR YOUR UNDERWEAR WAKES YOU UP WITH AN ORGASM

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And people say we are running out of ideas.

Who wants to use their phone for a boring alarm clock tone when you can wake up with the orgasm your partner never wakes you up with because you don’t have one. Thanks to one company people can now have a morning alarm shoved down their pants. Incredible.

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The device, known as The Little Rooster, is mainly designed for women, but anyone can use it because gender equality, am I right? But not to worry, there’s a dude version coming out soon.

The alarm is made so you won’t feel it while counting sheep, but you will feel it when the morning comes along.

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So how does it work? Well, you just set the alarm and the Little Rooster, which has 30 levels of intensity, starts to very slowly and gently vibrate five minutes before the alarm is set to go off — “go off.” Amazing. And of course it will gradually increases intensity. But there’s a snooze button if you rather not wake up by going into convulsions.

This little invention is selling out and is currently out of stock, but since more will come in soon you can expect to pay a tad under $100 for this and your morning orgasms.

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