BEST VIDEO OF THE DAY: Hoverboarding Asshole With Man Bun Wants His Damn Pop Tarts And Tostitos
The ubiquity of cell phone cameras has allowed the public at large to get a glimpse at worlds they might not otherwise ever be privy to, and then thank the good lord for that fact. For example, I can now definitively say I never want to find myself outside a West Hollywood convenience store at 5 a.m., for fear of encountering Tostitos Tyler — a hoverboarding, man-bunned dick who demands four things in life: pasta, S’mores Pop Tarts, corn chips, and some fucking respect, God damn it.
Tostitos Tyler (probably not his real name) was filmed by a passerby while screaming at an unfortunate clerk through the service window of the convenience store. It seems Tyler and the clerk have crossed paths before, and the hoverboarding big boy does not feel as though, as a customer, his patronage has been duly appreciated:
You do this every fucking night, like I’m an asshole. I come here calmly, asking you to do things and then you roll your fucking eyes at me. Shit. No, don’t fucking call me your friend. Listen, I already talked to your boss about you. You’re disrespectful at night. Okay! You’re disrespectful at night. You don’t do your fucking job. You walk around, take your time, and you roll your eyes at people.
It’s not easy to make out much of what the clerk says in the footage, but it would be hard to blame the guy for rolling his eyes at this piece of work. Just listening to his high-pitched squeal as he demands “FUCKING TOE-STEE-TOES” and questions the clerk’s literacy makes me want to take his dog from him. That looks like a good dog. He doesn’t deserve that dog.