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Blake Shelton Is Getting Slammed After Fans Uncover Old Tweets Ranging From Racism To Fantasizing About Dakota Fanning

Blake Shelton Performs On NBC's "Today"

I’m not a country guy. The only reason I know who Blake Shelton is is because he’s all over my television screen and my mom masturbates to him. So Blake and I are already starting off on the wrong foot.

Blake has put himself further on my shit list after fans uncovered some boneheaded tweets he made 5 years ago. The tweets have since been deleted from his account, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned making a living as a blogger, it’s that the internet never forgets. Especially when you have 17.7 million followers.
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This. This right here. You can’t say.

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Ok, I laughed at this one before I remembered it was malicious and totally uncalled for.blake-shelton-2

Dakota Fanning was 16 in 2011. She hadn’t even got her learner’s permit yet.

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I own a pair of Chucks. And cucumbers are a delicious addition to a garden salad.

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Oh, cuz of the rainbow thing. I get it, Blake. I get it.

 

https://twitter.com/SimplyMiley/status/764797923230121985

You shade Britney, Blake. You shade all of us.

https://twitter.com/bbydontlie/status/764610267644846081

Oh, he’s reformed. Nevermind.

Regardless, once my mom catches wind of these tweets, she’s going to have to find a new dude on The Voice to masturbate to.

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Oh God no.

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