BOOTY CRUSH: IT’S CANDY CRUSH…WITH BOOTY INSTEAD OF CANDY (DUH)
Last year, an app called Uplust was released to the public. Uplust is kind of like Instagram, with the major difference that it accepts your nudes. And Quentin Lechemia, the creator, promised that he would be releasing a game very soon called “Booty Crush.” Well, for those that have been eagerly waiting, that day is today.
What is Booty Crush? Well, if you’re still obsessed with Candy Crush then you will get the hang of this game pretty quickly, as it is just like Candy Crush, but instead of candy it is just ass after ass. Thanks, technology.
The concept is simple: Players must combine booties with the same panty color. A job well done gets you a funny cheering such as “Dat Ass!” or “Juicy!” If only I got such motivational remarks in life.
Look at those booties go.
Booty Crush is released today to everyone, and you can take a stab at it here.