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BOSTON MAN GETS SMOKED BY CAR AFTER RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC BUT SOMEHOW WALKS AWAY FROM IT | Chaostrophic
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BOSTON MAN GETS SMOKED BY CAR AFTER RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC BUT SOMEHOW WALKS AWAY FROM IT

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There are a ton of good reasons why parents and other authority figures tell you to wait at a red light, with “traffic is hauling ass in the other directions” being near the top of the list.

But one dude in Boston apparently never got that memo and decided to make a run for it Friday afternoon at a busy intersection in the Mattapan section of town.

The unnamed man didn’t need to run into oncoming traffic to show everybody that he was an absolute moron, as the fact that he was dressed in a winter cap and sweatshirt along with pants hanging below his ass despite the fact that it was 70 degrees at the time had already made that evident.

Nonetheless, he wound up getting smoked by a vehicle belonging to Quest Diagnostics, a company that’s “driven to discover and deliver diagnostic insights and innovations that help to improve human health.” So yeah, you can put that one on the irony list.

Let’s see how that worked out for him:

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