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Boyfriend Writes Essay On Why He Should Get A Blowjob

Boyfriend Writes Essay On Why He Should Get A Blowjob

Young romance. Texting during biology, hanging out behind the school, writing essays on why you should get oral sex. Wait, what? A girl posted a screenshot of a conversation with ‘Man Candy’ in which she demands that he writes a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement in MLA format on why she should suck his dick.

That’s very specific. What if it didn’t conform to MLA standards (which I totally had to Google and is Modern Language Association)? What if the argument isn’t compelling? The future of oral sex is hanging on this essay, Man Candy.

And he’s on it. He’s keen to write the essay. And to be fair to Man Candy, it’s actually very good. His arguments for why he should get a blow job is that it’s good for his health, intimacy between him and his girlfriend, it will boost her self-esteem and be reciprocated by him. It’s also fairly well written and if there’s anything sexier than a smart guy, then I have not come across it.

The girl points out that she and Man Candy have been dating for a year and are in a relationship. So please, guys, don’t hand out essays to every or any girl you meet unless she specifically demands one, ok?

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One reply on “Boyfriend Writes Essay On Why He Should Get A Blowjob”

I might be an oddity. Yes, you knew that already but I mean in oral pleasure terms. Really dislike receiving but love giving.

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