Brilliant Bill Burr Eviscerates Those Roundtable Chick Talk Shows For Their Blatant Hypocrisy


Sometimes you need a good talking to from an old school, no-nonsense, tell-it-like-it-is, non-PC bro like Bill Burr. The uproarious comedian is fair, but speaks his mind even if his point is not particularly politically correct. In this particular rant taken from his always entertaining Monday morning Podcast, the boisterous Burr takes on the hens on The Talk, a roundtable discussion talk show comprised of and targeting women. Basically, it is a carbon copy of The View. On this particular episode of The Talk (Which is a couple years old), the panel is discussing Catherine Kieu, a woman who drugged her husband, then cut off his penis and threw it in the garbage disposal.

Now before the story is introduced, you can hear the females snickering because they already know about the “hilarious” story of a man having his dick cut off.

“I do think it’s quite fabulous,” says Sharon Osbourne. Which I respect her opinion on the subject because she cut off Ozzy Osbourne’s dick off years ago.

Here are the hysterically funny details about this gruesome mutilation:

Kieu was accused of drugging her husband, cutting off his penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife, and putting it in a garbage disposal to prevent reattachment on July 11, 2011. Kieu called the police after the incident. When they arrived her husband was in bed, bleeding and tied down. He had emergency surgery at UC Irvine Medical Center, and was released, but did not have his penis reattached. He is able to urinate, but unable to have sexual intercourse. He stated at trial that as a result of the assault and permanent injury to his genitalia, he felt as if he had been murdered.

The responding police had not determined a clear motive for Kieu’s actions, but Kieu’s husband filed for divorce in May 2011, and the couple remained together in their Garden Grove condominium. KTLA reported that they were married December 29, 2009, and had been married 16 months. Kieu was charged with false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated mayhem, poisoning, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, and spousal abuse. She was held in an Orange County, California jail on a $1 million bond.

She was found guilty on April 29, 2013, of both torture and aggravated mayhem. She was sentenced on June 28, 2013, and received life in prison with the possibility of parole after seven years.


Sharon then paints a picture of the man’s butchered penis whirling around the garbage disposal.


She says the attacker should have just thrown the dismembered penis in the dog bowl. One of the panelists facetiously asks, “Why does the dog have to suffer?” Then Sharon completes her joke with the punchline of, “Chewin’ on an old bone.”

Sharon states that the barbaric maiming would be justified. She doesn’t say what a man would have to do to deserve having his penis sliced off and thrown into a garbage disposal, but that it could be justified. Osbourne defends the woman chopping off a guy’s dong by saying “It depends on the reason why she did it.” This particular gentleman will never have sex for the rest of his life because he wanted a divorce after a paltry 16 months.

Burr equates this type of deranged “reasoning” to the disturbing ritual practiced in the Middle East and Africa where they cut off the external female genitalia, which is known as female genital mutilation or female circumcision. They don’t perform this sadistic act for health reasons, but rather to control women’s sexuality, and so women don’t enjoy having sex.

The comic states that because of “that type of shit, that I don’t feel that I am misogynistic. I think that I am just like women. I trash women the way they trash guys.”

Burr didn’t dig up some random cable show or podcast, The Talk appears on CBS at 2:00 p.m. EST, just in time for the kids to come home and hear about this comical story of torture.

I am not offended by the women making jokes about an evil and unwanted castration. I do not want anyone to lose their jobs or sponsors. I just want everyone to see the hypocrisy because as Billy boy cleverly questions, “Do you think that if a guy mutilated a woman in any shape or form, that four guys on a pregame NFL show would be making fun of it?” These would be the same exact women who would be lambasting a man for any speck of anti-women rhetoric or anything remotely resembling misogyny.

I don’t care if you make jokes. Fuck, I’ll make one right now: “How do we know Catherine Kieu’s husband wasn’t tried by a jury of his peers? Because it was a hung jury.” But I also don’t get offended and call for people to lose their jobs when people are expressing their freedom of speech covered under the First Amendment. Just don’t be hypocritical when the opposite sex does the exact same thing and you get “offended.”

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