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British Couple Arrested For Getting Caught Having Sex In The Dumbest Spot Possible By Schoolchildren

British Couple Arrested For Getting Caught Having Sex In The Dumbest Spot Possible By Schoolchildren

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37-year-old Peter Walker had just been released from prison and picked up by his girlfriend, 26-year-old Samantha Truslove, when they decided that no, they couldn’t wait to have sex until they got home, they had to do it RIGHT NOW!

Now in some cases this isn’t a problem – if you’re driving through a remote forest or someplace that gets very little foot traffic then you can most likely pull off to the side of the road, stick it in, pull it out and be good for now. Except Samantha and Peter weren’t in their own car – no, they were on a bus.

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And before you give credit where it’s not due, no: the bus was not empty and they even managed to get caught by a bunch of schoolchildren who were also riding with them:

A court heard they were caught in the act by three schoolchildren, aged just 8 and 9, as the bus went through Cradley Heath, West Mids.

Truslove, from Dudley, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and breaching an ASBO when she appeared before magistrates yesterday.

… District judge Wilkinson told him: “You left prison on January 6 knowing that if you committed an offence you would go back to prison.

“You didn’t even wait until you got home to commit an offence.

“You went straight out and consumed alcohol, had sexual intercourse in full sight of all people wondering by including children.”(via)

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Classy. The first thing you do upon being released from prison is to go right ahead and do something that’ll get you and your girlfriend thrown BACK into prison. Where is the logic here? Am I missing something? Does this guy just have a bitch of a girlfriend he can’t get rid of who makes him so mad he WANTS to go back to jail? Or are these two just so stupid that they can’t figure out what consequences their actions will inevitably give them?

In the end, Samantha was jailed for 28 weeks whereas Peter only got 17. Not that it’ll even matter though – who wants to place bets on how long it takes them to be arrested again after they get out this time? Anyone? Anyone?

[H/T Mirror]

British Couple Arrested For Getting Caught Having Sex In The Dumbest Spot Possible By Schoolchildren

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