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British Dude Punches Movie Theater Staff After Getting Caught Boning During ‘Batman v Superman’

British Dude Punches Movie Theater Staff After Getting Caught Boning During ‘Batman v Superman’

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You could sort of forgive two people deciding to abandon the tragedy that is “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” halfway through and instead just decide to have sex right there in the theater, as one brave couple did on Thursday night. It would be kind of gross and annoying, but deep down you’d understand.

If you were the couple in question, it would also probably be a good idea to realize that if you get caught, maybe you should just quietly leave and not make a whole thing out of it. After all, you really aren’t allowed to do that. Sadly, these two did not see it that way. According to Manchester Police, when the theater staff tried to get the free-spirited lovers to stop, the man punched one of the staff members.

Unsurprisingly, both the man and woman were arrested. They were hit with the extremely British sounding charge of outraging public decency, while the man was also slapped with an assault charge. You know, because of the punching.

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