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British Man Says The African Salmonella He Got In Tunisia Made His Testicle Explode

 

 

Congratulations, Tunisia. You just moved into the top ten on the list of places I’ll never visit.

According to the New York Post, a 59-year-old Bolton man said one of his testicles “exploded” after he contracted African salmonella while he and his wife went on a trip to Tunisia in 2014, and he’s now seeking a boatload of cash in return for his “hell.”

David Worsley said he caught the rare disease that was confined to just his “genital area” while he was on a tour with a company called TUI. He started feeling sick when he got back to the Rui Marco Polo Hotel in Hammamet, but he claims a TUI representative told him he just had sunstroke.

Well, that was far from the case, and what the hell, we’ll just let Worsley’s words prove our point:

“After the holiday, my testicle had swollen to the size of a grapefruit and it was so heavy it was like it was made of glass.vThe pain was so bad I thought I was going to die. When it finally exploded I felt fantastic. It was such a relief.

The doctor said I was highly contagious and that I wasn’t allowed to sleep with my wife. I was walking around holding them all the time, it was so heavy. A few days later, I woke up at about 5am with the most excruciating pain in my left testicle. I could barely move and I was in tears from the agony.

It literally went bang. When the doctor saw it later she said that it was like a volcano exploding. But it was such a relief because the pain had been so bad.

It has definitely affected me psychologically, it’s a big part of being a man that has gone.”

Damn, dude. That will probably be the only time you’ll ever hear a grown man say that one of his balls exploded and it felt “fantastic.”

 

 

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