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Brooklyn Residents Are Mad At This Giant Dick Made From Christmas Lights

Williamsburg, Brooklyn, residents are up in arms. No, it’s not because an influx of affluent residents and developers are turning the once affordable and eclectic artists’ hub into a glass playground of condos for hedge fund managers. They’re pissed because the resident of a luxury building created a giant phallic symbol out of Christmas lights. According to DNAinfo, the display went up last weekend, and neighbors have been clutching their pearls ever since.

“I don’t think it’s right for a family-friendly neighborhood,” neighbor and new mom Alyson Redinger told the local news site. “Are you 18? How old are you? It makes me mad.”

You know what makes me mad? The fact that I can’t afford to live in my old neighborhood anymore. But, please, keep bitching at the guy who arranged his Christmas lights to look vaguely like a penis.

DNAinfo managed to track down the roommate of the guy who hung up the Christmas lights on the top floor of 65 Ainslie Street and the unnamed resident dismissed the display as the obvious frattish joke that it is.

“He was pretty disappointed,” the building’s maintenance worker told an angry resident. “He didn’t know what to tell his grandkids.”

He could just explain to his grandkids what a penis is. There’s a good chance one of them has one.

Truth be told, this display is pretty lazy compared to the restaurant owner who adorned his establishment with a statue of a particularly well-hung bull.

 

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Brooklyn Residents Are Mad At This Giant Dick Made From Christmas Lights

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