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YOU CAN NO LONGER WATCH PORN AT MCDONALD’S

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Sorry, guys. You’ll have to find a new way to super-size your penis while you’re dunking your McNuggets from here on out.

According to the New York Post, you will no longer be able to watch two smoking hotties scissor each other while chowing down on a delicious Big Mac at McDonald’s restaurants.

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An internet safety group known as Enough Is Enough has reportedly been pressuring the brass at the Golden Arches to block porn on their wireless networks for two years, and it appears as though McDonald’s has finally caved in.

“We discovered that corporate America is not aware of how some people use their free Wi-Fi,” Enough Is Enough CEO Donna Rice Hughes said.

The good news for guys and girls who can’t enjoy their coffee without smut is that you can still get your perv on at Starbucks. Plus, you could always just use your cellular network to get your fix.

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Of course, you could also think about watching your porn at home like a civilized human being instead of inside a restaurant. Just a thought.

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