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Canadian Teacher Allegedly Asks Student, ‘Why Don’t You Lick Me Where I Fart?’

Canadian Teacher Allegedly Asks Student, ‘Why Don’t You Lick Me Where I Fart?’

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An Ontario high school teacher has been suspended without pay amid allegations that she used some colorful language with her students. Dunnville Secondary School English teacher Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson stands accused to asking a student, “Why don’t you lick me where I fart?”

If that sounds extreme, Green-Johnson is a repeat offender when it comes to appearing in front of disciplinary review boards. She was suspended for 30 days for alleged incidents in 2015 that included telling a student to “grow some balls” and calling another student a “bloody pedophile.”

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Admittedly, I’m curious about the exchange that led to Green-Johnson calling a student a pedo, but still, the point that it’s inappropriate in a classroom setting stands.

She also reportedly issued a female student the devastating burn that she “looked like a frumpy old lady today.”

Ice motherfucking cold.

If Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson finally gets axed from the teaching profession, maybe she has a future as an insult comic.

That being said, at least she didn’t have sex with any of her students.

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One reply on “Canadian Teacher Allegedly Asks Student, ‘Why Don’t You Lick Me Where I Fart?’”

“That being said, at least she didn’t have sex with any of her students.”

Today’s bar is set low.

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