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Be Careful Not To Get Addicted To Robot Sex In The Future

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Sex robots are going to happen. It’s only a matter of time and we all know it. That being the case, it’s never too early for a good moral panic about our theoretical future mechanical fuck buddies. Joel Snell of Kirkwood college is here to tell us people will get addicted to robot sex and it will definitely be a problem.

“Sexbots would always be available and could never say no, so addictions would be easy to feed” Snell told the Daily Star. “People may become obsessed by their ever-faithful, ever-pleasing sex robot lovers.

OK, the convenience aspect is hard to argue, but surely nothing beats the real thing, right? Wrong! (maybe)

“Robotic sex may become better than human sex. Like many other technologies that have replaced human endeavours, robots could surpass human technique,” Snell, um, warned? Hoped? It’s honestly hard to tell. The point is, like everything else in life, what sex really needed all these years was for the tech industry to come along and fix it.

Snell also points out, “because they would be programmable, sexbots would meet each individual user’s needs.” Just a quick pro-tip: Humans can do that too with this incredible new technology called communication. Try it!

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