The Morning After: 17 Awkward Hangover Moments

The Morning After: 17 Awkward Hangover Moments -

 

 

 


18 Times Work Meetings Got Extremely Awkward

18 Times Work Meetings Got Extremely Awkward -

 

 

 


15 Brain Champions Whose Enormous IQs Dwarf Your Puny Intellect

15 Brain Champions Whose Enormous IQs Dwarf Your Puny Intellect

 

 

 


THIS IS NOT THE SIGN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR... 35 AWKWARD SIGNS THAT ARE JUST WRONG

THIS IS NOT THE SIGN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR... 35 AWKWARD SIGNS THAT ARE JUST WRONG

 

 


20 Awkward Dates Servers Were Forced To Watch While They Worked

20 Awkward Dates Servers Were Forced To Watch While They Worked

 

Think back to your worst date, the most uncomfortable dinner you’ve ever had with a stranger. I bet it sucked, but at least you had the option to leave. Your server, however, they had to witness it all and stay there. They have to experience the car crash with you and keep a smile.

So here are some of the horror stories servers had to witness, and boy do they make me thankful I’m out of the restaurant game.

 

 

They sat down and, from the girl’s body language, you could tell she was into him. As the date progressed she closed off, then sat pretty much sideways, then was playing on her phone. The body language shift occurred over maybe 1.5 hours. He didn’t stop talking the entire time.

She did give some nods and “uh huh”‘s in response; even perked up a few times to contribute. But his monologue never stopped.

-TheStankTank

 

There was a couple at my work having drinks, girl went to the toilet, came back and admitted that she’d been sleeping with the guys brother. Apparently glasses were thrown across the room and they both got kicked out.

-Foxjessie

 

Every other week, this couple would come in and order G&Ts and nachos and sit for hours talking about how attracted they were to each other, their sex life, and would joke about sneaking around and what not.

I never thought much of it.

Until one day, I walked into the dining room from the kitchen and saw the lady had already been seated in a booth facing me. Her dude’s bald head was across from her, facing away from me.

I approached the table, about to ask the love birds if they wanted their usual, when the dude turned around and IT WAS A DIFFERENT DUDE. The lady looked at me sheepishly as he mentioned to me it was his WIFE’S birthday and they had never been at my restaurant before lmao.

-ikilldinosaurs

 

Working at a chili’s on Valentine’s Day, the girl gave me her number with her boyfriend in the bathroom, I came back and had to deal with her being sweet to him and nice the rest of the dinner. I did not call or text her, just was weird everytime she’d look me in the eyes following.

-PrinceLemonade

 

A girl brought two tinder dates and played them off each other game show style. They seemed to be unaware this was what would happen. Splitting the bill was hilarious.

-prosperpines

 

We just hired a new sever who was training and I asked her if she had any questions. She was still nervous about greeting tables so I told her she could shadow me and watch what I do. We go over to the couples table and all I hear from the new server is “YOU FUCKING BITCH I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME”

Turns out the guy was her bf on a date with his side chick and he didn’t know she just got a job there. She didn’t get fired for what she said.

-Cigarjpug

 

Date seemed going well, but the guy was nervous and fidgety. He was rocking back on his chair a little as he would talk and eventually flew too close to the sun. Toppled his chair backwards and knocked himself out cold. And peed his pants.

He had to be taken out of the dining room on a stretcher over the span of 20 minutes, while his Tinder date did the honorable thing and immediately went to the bar and ordered shots.

We gave them to her on the house.

-ANPhiK

 

First date, I would estimate college age. They’re eating and the girl says “I’m having a really nice time, but my friend just texted me and asked me if I wanted to hang out, and I said yes, so I actually have to go.”

-youngandstarving

 

 


When I was bartending this guy came into the bar on a week night, average looking guy, late twenties. He sat down and asked for a drink and told me he was nervous because it was his first date in 3 years and they had met on tinder. He arrived 20 minutes before her expected arrival to get rid of some of his nerves….two hours passed and he waited for her with no text or call explaining she would be late.

This woman walks in, walks up to the guy and I’m thinking “wow! She really came! “ . She looks at him and says “Are you Joe?”, the guy replies yes and gets up to properly greet her looking incredibly excited….she says “no thanks…” and just leaves.

What a foul creature. Joe(not his real name) and I proceeded to get way too drunk for a Tuesday. Poor average Joe.

 

 


I had a couple get in a huge fight while I was waiting on them. I tried to stay away from the table towards the end of the meal because the tension was so high. They were regular customers who I would see come in every few weeks, but I had never waited on them myself. At one point, the man gets up and starts walking across the restaurant to leave. The woman stands up and screams across a crowded restaurant, “AND YOU MADE ME STICK MY FINGER UP YOUR ASS!!!”

-_Seventytwo

 

I guess you could call this a couple date. I was working at a wine bar when a married couple sat down on a pretty slow night. I went over the specials and they ordered. Once appetizers came out the man thought it would be a good idea to serve his wife divorce papers. I did my best to avoid that side of the bar. I did bring out tissues for the wife who was breaking down. I ended up boxing up the dinner. The guy paid but I do not envy that ride home.

-ThereandBack22

 

 


Couple came into the restraunt dressed very goth. I wasn’t their server but I was running the cash register just a few feet away. They proclaimed to everyone that they were energy vampires, but not to fear them because they won’t hurt us.

They said they didn’t need our food for sustenance, but enjoyed the tasted. After ordering the meal they then politely asked the waitress if she would stick around for a second so they could feed off of her aura so they could have enough energy for the night. The waitress said ok and gave me a side glance over her shoulder that I knew meant “I better get a good tip for this”…

The couple clasped each other’s hands, closed their eyes, and made sucking sounds for a solid minute before leaning back in the seats and sighing as if they had just had a turkey dinner. The waitress was indeed tipped well for her delicious energy.

-hexiron

 

Idk if this counts, but when I was a waitress at Olive Garden, one of my tables was going over their divorce paperwork. When I greeted the table I asked how everyone was and the woman said, “Terrible! We are getting a divorce.” Like wtf do I say to that?

-kiwikoopa

 

This trashy couple I served were disgusting people to begin with and to top it off the woman was trying to be sneaky and jerk him off under the table.

Unfortunately I saw this happening and just pretended like nothing was happening because I didn’t want to deal with it

-kklolzzz

 

Really little guy, maybe 5 foot 4, 120 pounds comes in with a gigantic woman, probably 6 feet tall and easily 300 pounds. Both tatted the fuck up with piercings to match.

The woman orders her dish and before I get the guy’s order, he says in a sexy voice, “I think you want more than that.” She smirks at him, says, “You know I do,” and orders three more entrees. This was clearly a thing for them. They seemed incredibly happy together and became regulars at my restaurant.

I feel like I played a not insignificant role in this bizarre couple’s eating fetish for like three years.

-significantmundanity

 

 


Served a deaf couple having a fight. They went from both of them signing furiously to her crying and signaling to me for a stack of napkins for, I assumed, her tears. She whips out a pen and starts writing paragraph after paragraph angrily. It was awkward because i kept having to come back to the table since they ordered multiple courses and he was just eating and signing while she was hunched over the table writing away while crying. When they finally left they tipped me pretty well though so I guess it wasn’t too bad?

-midgetT-rex

 

Chiming in late, but one comes to mind. I had a mid 40’s man with a young and attractive mid 20’s woman sitting at the bar. They were engaging in small talk and ordering drinks, nothing out of the ordinary. After possibly 45 mins a lady storms into the bar, and immediately goes up to them. She grabs the man by the shoulder and says “you.. You’re a cunt” and walks out. The man turned to his perceived date and says “yeah, she does that” and then left the room, leaving his date to sit there, staring blankly into oblivion until she left. Odd.

-LSDnoiseparty

 

I work at a dinner theatre, and we usually do proposals where we set up a ‘random draw’ where the ‘winner’ comes up on the stage to win their prize, and are then surprised by their partner who proposes. This one guy wanted to take it further and requested to perform a song — he brought his own music and everything.

We do the fake draw, the woman comes up on stage in front of a room of 400 people, and the music starts to play. Apparently this guy was a little nervous, and he compensated by having a few drinks. So what follows is a slurred performance of a song written by this guy, that seemed to focus on how he was sorry for cheating on this woman with her sister and at the end of it, he gets down on one knee and proposes.

The poor woman was just holding her face the entire time and starts shaking her head and says “No, what’s wrong with you?” She storms off and leaves him and our stage manager on stage to a bunch of murmuring from the audience. The only thing our stage manager can think of to say on mic is “Well, that’s that.”

-AgainstBelief

 

Right in the middle of their dinner (and in the middle of our Friday night dinner rush), this poor guy stands up, taps his wine glass to get everyone’s attention, and then proceeds to tell EVERYONE what a fantastic person his gf is, how much he loves her, and how lucky he is to have her in his life.

The whole time this is happening, she is just sitting there watching him with the most boring look on her face. It was so weird. Kind of like, ‘Yeah, tell me something I don’t know”.

Then poor guy pulls out a ring, gets on one knee and asks her to marry him. She gives him the most disgusted look imaginable and says “THIS is the ring you expect me to say yes to? Are you [stupid]? Could you be any cheaper?” Then she gets up and walks out, leaving the poor guy just kneeling there.

-Penya23

 


Husband and wife fight. Wife cried. Husband got up and threw a pizza slice at her face.

-Agentx6021

 

 

 


11 Employees That Aren't Getting Paid Enough For The Crazy Sh*t At Their Jobs

11 Employees That Aren't Getting Paid Enough For The Crazy Sh*t At Their Jobs

These people need to get out while they still can. No way in hell they're getting paid enough for this crazy kind of BS.


22 Trashy People Who Are The Worst Humanity Has To Offer

22 Trashy People Who Are The Worst Humanity Has To Offer

 

 

 

 


26 Very Public Embarrassing Breakups That You Should Probably Learn From

26 Very Public Embarrassing Breakups That You Should Probably Learn From -

 

It's a harsh fact of life that people break up. Relationships end all of the time, really. Right before the holidays seems to be a popular time to pull the rip cord. You’re saving yourself some Christmas shopping, an uncomfortable New Year’s Eve kiss. . . it’s pragmatic really. But even if it’s summer, people are always getting broken up with. It happens year round and you should know that Facebook is not the place to do it (even if you caught them cheating). It's really one of the worst ways to break up with someone. Go ahead and tell your friends or change your relationship status, but actively telling the person who was nice to you for at least a small amount of time that you no longer want to be with them via Facebook is pretty brutal. Really giving someone this news in any kind of public way is pretty sh*tty.

Here are a some people who are setting a great example for exactly what not to do when breaking up in public in front of the whole world or publicly on Facebook in front of the whole Internet. Families, hearts, and probably a bunch of teddy bears were torn apart in the events listed here. Some of these pictures you may have seen before, but you have haven’t seen ALL of them, so vote the best ones up to the top. Also, please take a moment to look at all these very public/Facebook breakups and note everything you really shouldn’t be doing. Pick these people apart. Dissect their misery and let it be your science. Learn from this.
NOTE: Oh and don’t do the “repetition” part of science where you test if this is really a bad idea. Just do the part where you learn. You know what? It’s not science. These people who broke up with each other over Facebook aren’t your new science. They are your new gospel. DO NOT BREAK UP WITH ANYONE OVER FACEBOOK. Or really in any public way. Be nice.

ONE MORE NOTE: LEARN FROM THIS.


33 Cringey Pics That Will Make You Facepalm

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Glitter Armpits: Awkward Instagram Beauty Trend

Glitter Armpits: Awkward Instagram Beauty Trend -

 

Turns out there’s an internet beauty trend to stick glitter into armpit hair and post selfies on Instagram using #glitterpits tag. What a wonderful world we get to live in!

 


18 Cringeworthy Text Messages People Actually Sent Their Bosses

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Cell phones make our lives easier in a lot of ways — but they also make it way easier to send the wrong message to the wrong person.

These 18 people probably wished they could go back to the days of landlines and answering machines after these text conversations.

https://twitter.com/JessicaaaAwadis/status/1034104160424144896

https://twitter.com/causticbob/status/1032596503024607232

https://twitter.com/Disfordilaudid/status/1032993639935426562

https://twitter.com/AndreaLSims/status/1031567809187377153

https://twitter.com/shellaaayy_/status/1033159734520496134

https://twitter.com/paigehaderly/status/1032231965116780544

https://twitter.com/__lupeee/status/1032052296094572544

https://twitter.com/bangtanomics/status/1033262926340079616

https://twitter.com/mckaylaburgess/status/1032267101271216129

https://twitter.com/TheKeyshaMilana/status/1032398380994125824

https://twitter.com/livjamieson/status/1033912132390281217

https://twitter.com/The_ZachBingham/status/1033124292752498688

https://twitter.com/tdelosreyess/status/1034116167965835265

https://twitter.com/CactiKitten/status/1033792804345077760

https://twitter.com/Og_molli/status/1032618577269088256

https://twitter.com/02julioo/status/1031756642789064704

https://twitter.com/ArcticMeebo/status/1032632159394246658


10 Hot Movie Sex Scenes That Were Incredibly Awkward On Set

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Actors have the often difficult task of making everything they do on film appear believable to an increasingly savvy and cynical audience. We're going to be able to tell if they're "acting" too much, which means everyone on set has to try to capture authentic performances any way they can. ...Which can make things a bit awkward when it comes time to film an intimate love-making scene.

How do you make people believe that these two (or more) characters are really going at it? Especially when the circumstances on set are less than ideal? Because contrary to what viewers might think, those scenes aren't usually performed on a closed set with just the actors and a couple of camera operators who have their backs to the action.

No, usually there are at least a dozen crew members standing around, holding boom mics, adjusting the lighting, and applying makeup between takes. It's a full house. And even the most professional of actors is going to have a hard time performing in a situation like that.

Which usually makes for some interesting behind-the-scenes stories.

 

10. Ryan Reynolds & Olivia Wilde (The Change-Up)

In order to avoid truly bearing it all to the world (and especially to the dozens of workers on the set) for a PG-13 sex scene, it's common for actresses to wear pasties over their breasts. They're usually quite small and only serve to keep the nipples out of plain sight. (Why we've all deemed the nipple to be so important is for another article altogether...)

For her sex scene with Ryan Reynolds in 2011 comedy The Change-Up, Olivia Wilde decided to have a little bit of fun with the tradition, drawing "adorable little smiley faces on them." According to Reynolds, who forgot "every line in the scene" and "from every movie I've ever done," that part was distracting, but it's not the coup de grace on the day.

Apparently those little pasties can be quite flimsy and unreliable some times, as Reynolds found his hands full during filming.

"At some point in the scene she takes my hands and puts them on her breasts. I take my hands away and I look down at my hands and there's two frickin' smiley faces on them and I have no idea what to do."

It's an awkward moment, but surely there's a respectable dismount that can be achieved in a situation like that. Or, there's the Ryan Reynolds fix:

"I reflexively, like an idiot, just put my hands right back on her breasts."

9. Rosamund Pike & Neil Patrick Harris (Gone Girl)

20th Century Fox

As an actor, your main job is to make people relate to the character onscreen and make them forget about the real person behind the scenes. So whatever your real-life personality, your upbringing, your religion, or your sexuality, all of that has to be stripped away in order to make a believable character. And if you're really good at all of that, you can make things incredibly uncomfortable when it comes time to film the sex scene.

While filming a particularly brutal sex scene in Gone Girl between a "hostage" and her "captor" (watch the movie if you don't understand the need for quotations), Rosamund Pike found it supremely odd to be stripped down to her underwear dry humping a man "who's not your husband...who also has a husband."

It's a testament to Neil Patrick Harris' acting that he was able to elicit that much discomfort from a woman whom he obviously didn't find arousing. Harris was able to move past all of that, but found the detailed instructions given by the director to be more than a little distracting.

"We had to rehearse the sex scene...like every inch of it. 'Then you put your mouth on his dick here, and then this number of thrusts, and then you ejaculate.' He doesn't want a lot of reinterpretation once you start rolling."

8. Henry Cavill & An Unnamed Actress (The Tudors)

BBC

Not a movie but still interesting...

Although nearly every actor that has ever discussed the act of pantomiming sex in front of a production crew calls the practice unsexy and awkward and overly technical and yadda, yadda, yadda...the bottom line is that it's still a couple of nude, objectively attractive people rubbing their flesh together.

As professional as they may be, there are certain things that are just outside a person's control. Henry Cavill (who most will know as "the most boring Superman ever") found that out while he was filming a steamy sex scene for The Tudors, a show that set the tone for the orgy that Game of Thrones would soon become.

For this particular scene, the young lady was straddled atop Cavill, showcasing her "spectacular breasts" and rubbing herself all over him. In what you might generously call a technical gaffe, the actor hadn't rearranged his good bits into a "harmless position," as Cavill calls it.

So he sprouted. Like a beanstalk. In the recounting of it all, Cavill remains awkwardly charming, explaining the aftermath thusly: 'I had to apologize profusely afterward. It's not great when you're in a professional acting environment and somebody gets a boner, is it? No, not acceptable.'

He never mentions the actress by name--either out of tact or because he's simply been involved in too many sex scenes to remember--but suffice it to say this mystery lady probably had some PTSD flashbacks when she saw the outline in his Superman tights.

7. Anna Paquin & Joe Manganiello (True Blood)

True Blood was an HBO series about vampires having sex with humans, and werewolves having sex with werepanthers, and fairies having sex with witches. Everybody was literally having sex with everybody. And there's probably a plot in there somewhere, as well.

So in a show like that, it might be a little awkward if, say, two of the show's principal cast members were married. But that's exactly the case with the two main characters, Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) and Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer).

To up the level of discomfort, Moyer decided that he should not only watch his wife film sex scenes with other men, but he should also direct it. There's one scene between Paquin and Joe Manganiello (who plays a werewolf named Alcide, in case you care) that Moyer thought could use his special touch in the director's seat.

Though Paquin insists that it wasn't weird at all for her to be given prompts from the sidelines by her hubby, it's hard not to picture a little bit of cuckholding voyeurism involved during the scene.

Moyer's description of his director-speak doesn't help:

"There are moments where I'll be watching on a monitor and say, 'Oh, Joe, just move your hand up towards Anna's breast. Good. And can you move your right thumb just a little bit? Great. And then I'll go, 'Babe, babe, enjoy it.' I'm certainly talking to her as 'babe.' 'Darling, go for it.'"

Despite how ridiculously unfortunate it would be to be Manganiello in that circumstance, Paquin prefers having her husband give the instructions rather than having a director who doesn't even feel comfortable saying the word "breast" behind the lens. Still...maybe there's a middle ground?

6. Allison Janney & Michael Lerner (Life During Wartime)

IFC Films

So far, we've learned that Hollywood sex scenes aren't always the glamorous, sensual experiences we might want to believe they are, but hey, at least they're not physically painful. Right? ...Right??

Well, you know those super unrealistic scenes of the guy picking the woman up off the floor and boinking up against the wall? It turns out there are many reasons that doesn't always work so well in real life, not the least of which involves slippery feet on a slick surface.

During a brief scene of unbridled passion between Allison Janney and Michael Lerner (who, it should be noted, is a fairly large fella), the director wanted them to look appropriately sweaty, like they'd been going at it for a while. So they were sprayed down with a mix of glycerine and water to get their bodies glistening.

Unfortunately, a substantial amount dripped onto their feet and the floor, causing the stout actor to drop onto his knees, dragging Janney down on top of him.

She thought it was hilarious:

"He falls on his knees and I can't stop laughing. Todd was trying to get me to stop because I think Michael was really hurt. And I couldn€™t. And the cameraman couldn€™t stop either. But he really hurt his knees. He had to go to the hospital. So that was my first sex scene."

To be fair, they do always say the first time is a little painful...

5. Robert Pattinson & Julianne Moore (Maps To The Stars)

There are many human elements that come into play once we start talking about recreating "the hibbity dibbity." Sweat glands, for instance, can play a big part in taking all the sexy out of a heated scene.

Robert Pattinson knows that better than most. While filming a sex scene with Julianne Moore, his glands started to act a fool, and the sweat started pouring out of him like a leaky hose.

According to Pattinson, this is a pretty common thing for him:

"I sweat like a f*cking crazy person. And I was trying to literally catch drops of sweat to stop them hitting her back! Afterwards she was like 'Are you having a panic attack?' It was so embarrassing.'

First of all, it would be completely reasonable to have a panic attack while getting the opportunity to sex up Julianne Moore, even if it's just for pretend.

Second, isn't it someone's job to keep the stars of a movie looking...not like Rocky Balboa at the end of 15 rounds?

4. Lizzy Caplan & Ryan Kwanten (True Blood)

HBO

Obviously, it seems like no matter how much of a hot shot you are in Hollywood, filming a sex scene can make anyone lose their minds with nervousness. And it's surely all that much worse when you're a newbie who's never "done it" on camera before.

Lizzy Caplan, who can now be considered a real pro at simulated sex after her work on True Blood and Masters of Sex, was so anxiety-ridden before her first onscreen trip to Boomtown that she decided to go all Hemingway with it, downing most of a bottle of Grey Goose before the shoot.

"It was like 7 am in the morning and I was chugging vodka completely naked while a make-up artist I had just met was on her knees in front of me sponging my ass."

After the scene was over, the booze really started kicking in, and Caplan started pointing out which among the crew members popped wood.

According to Caplan, she'd walk right up to people she'd just met earlier that day and say, "You got a boner! You do! You've got one!" Rumor has it she also had to have her stomach pumped because, again, she'd drank almost an entire bottle of vodka in the span of a couple hours.

3. Lizzy Caplan & Michael Sheen (Masters Of Sex)

Showtime

Evidently Lizzy Caplan is destined to have the world's most unfortunate stories when it comes to her debut sex scenes. She proved as much when she stopped by Conan to talk about the first romantic encounter she had on the Showtime drama Masters of Sex. Truly, it's better if you just watch her explain it in the video below, but here are the three main highlights:

Lizzy was scared, even though she'd done it before on True Blood, specifically because she and Sheen were friends at the time. When she begins to place her friend's hand on her breast, she notices they are very clammy and shaky. This makes her feel better for some reason. When they yell "Cut!" Sheen immediately walks over to a garbage can and vomits.

Though she didn't know this at first, it turns out he just had food poisoning.

 

 

2. Gucci Mane Vs. Weed Exhaustion (Spring Breakers)

All right, so we've established that Hollywood sex scenes are typically one of two things: incredibly awkward, or a little too thrilling. But apparently for some directly involved, they can also be a bit of a snore fest.

According to the director of Spring Breakers--the movie starring James Franco as a dreadlocked rapper and wannabe armed robber--the hedonism exuded by the movie didn't exactly exhilarate all of the actors.

Gucci Mane, a rapper who plays Franco's rival drug dealer, had signed up to do what most on set described as "an epic sex scene." They'd brought in a girl with ample enough curves to please Mane's specific tastes (the audition tape involved the girl walking across a room balancing multiple Coke cans on her butt). Everything seemed lined up for a home run. But during the middle of being ridden like a carousel, the director says Mane fell asleep.

Apparently, he went nearly catatonic from the amount of weed he'd smoked that day. (Though the rapper swears it was simply due to his busy touring schedule.) The shoot reportedly lasted about 45 minutes, with Mane only waking up near the end to exclaim "It feels like Mozart's on my d*ck" before promptly passing out again.

So I'm sure that girl hired specifically for Gucci Mane felt really good after that.

 

1. Michelle Williams & Ryan Gosling (Blue Valentine)

Blue Valentine is a real bummer of a movie. After the first act there's nothing happening onscreen that's going to make anyone feel good about life. That's a fact. And that extends to the sex scenes.

During the filming of this super depressing movie, Gosling and Williams both admit that they started relating to each other's characters a little too much and by the end of their time together, they basically considered each other husband and wife for real. Which made for some interesting "trying-not-to-have-sex scenes," as Gosling put it.

They achieved some real intimacy on set and apparently made filming these scenes more than a little messy for everyone involved. And it also became extremely personal and distressing to the actors once their onscreen relationship turned sour. Williams recalls being so anguished after one sex scene that she resorted to sticking her head out of a car window and screaming just so she could get some release.

"We did the sex scenes and it was toxic. Ryan and I had stopped relating to each other as Ryan and Michelle. Those scenes took forever. I had a long drive from set to home each night, and I would roll down all the windows and turn up the music as loud as I could and hang my head out the window like a dog and scream."

 


12 People Share What Happened When A Newborn Baby Was Clearly "Not The Father's"

12 People Share What Happened When A Newborn Baby Was Clearly "Not The Father's"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


53 Pics That Will Make The Cringe Hit The Fan

53 Pics That Will Make The Cringe Hit The Fan

 

 

 


16 Restaurant Employees Share The Most Disastrous Dates They've Ever Witnessed

16 Restaurant Employees Share The Most Disastrous Dates They've Ever Witnessed

 


GET READY FOR AN OLD FASHIONED CRINGE BINGE! 70 CRINGE INDUCING IMAGES

GET READY FOR AN OLD FASHIONED CRINGE BINGE! 70 CRINGE INDUCING IMAGES

 

 


12 Cringe Monsters Who Will Make Your Skin Crawl

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There's nothing worse than encountering someone who is more cringe than human. They will usually make you feel uncomfortable, squirmy and in the worst of cases, a little bit nauseous.

If you spend a lot of time online, then it's almost impossible to avoid reading Cringe Encounters of the Worst Kind. So, if you aren't prepared to get a little twitchy, we recommend you suck it up buttercup, 'cause it's time to face discomfort like an ADULT.

 

 

 


20 Shocking Things People Did To Escape A One Night Stand

20 Shocking Things People Did To Escape A One Night Stand

 

 

 


48 Women Share Most Common Mistakes Guys Make When Flirting

48 Women Share Most Common Mistakes Guys Make When Flirting

 

 

 


15 CELEBRITIES CONFESS THE AWKWARD WAYS THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY

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Losing your virginity should be a magical experience where unicorns dance around your naked bodies and your souls intertwine, uniting you forever. Or you’re a dude and you’re just happy to finally put your dick in something other than a sock. If you’re famous, however, the story of losing your virginity becomes a standard every kid looks up to, for better or worse. These celebs fall into both of those categories.

Angelina Jolie

Her life has been somewhat of a whirlwind lately, but I choose to remember her as the bad ass bitch from Gone in 60 Seconds and Wanted. Apparently the act of losing her virginity wasn’t quite exciting exciting enough for her, so she raised the stakes.

“I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend, I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing.” (OK!, April 2007)

 

Chris Evans

Capt. America, fuck yeah! You just know this super hero did it right, even the first time. He definitely didn’t run home and ask him MOM for pointers.

Well, not exactly, “The first time I had sex, I raced home and was like, ‘Mom, I just had sex! Where’s the clit?'” (Details, May 2012)

 

Megan Fox

Leave it to the gorgeous Megan Fox to be the one who was in love. Boy, that dude REALLYmessed up letting this one get away.

“I’ve had plenty of awkward sex, but that first time was not awkward. I was in love with him and it was nice.” (Cosmopolitan, January 2010)

 

Ansel Elgort

The star of Baby Driver was just a baby himself when he gave it up for the first time. “I was 14. I had no clue what I was doing, and neither did the girl… I didn’t even make the lighting good.” (Elle, February 2015)

 

Krysten Ritter

You probably know her as the hard ass with a nice ass in Jessica Jones, or as the B in Apartment 23. Well, her first time was predictably unpredictable.

“He was a real bad boy. He gave me a school picture that year that said, ‘OK, Krysten, I love you. You give me a boner.’ That’s how we started dating. His name was Damian, but my parents called him ‘Demon.’ Our first time was in his parents’ van before basketball practice. I don’t remember it being very pleasant.” (Playboy, October 2012)

 

 

Shia LeBouf

Just DO IT! As unusual as this dude is, his first time sounds a lot like just about every other dude I know. You know, except for that “not well-endowed” part… PSH! “For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had [had sex] many times in the past. I didn’t tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, ‘Don’t worry, babe. I’m gonna handle it tonight.’ And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie… [It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed… and clearly this wasn’t the move.” (Playboy, May 2009)

 

Jessica Alba

She’s still a virgin of course, shut your pirate hooker mouth! Not just gorgeous, but wholesome and beautiful to boot. So what was her first time like?

“I didn’t really [seriously] go out with any guys until I was 18 and met my ex-fiancé, Michael Weatherly … It just didn’t work out. I was so young, 18, when I started dating him. I was a virgin. I knew I wanted to be in love with the first person I slept with, because for almost everyone I knew, the first experience made them feel like shit. So I wanted to be really careful that he was going to be in love with me and wasn’t just going to leave me.” (Cosmopolitan, October 2005)

I told you, wholesome! No nitty-gritty.

 

Ashton Kutcher

The star of That 70’s Show and various other forgettable eye sores, took it to the woods, literally:

“I was 15. It was out in the woods with a girl I had just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later, I had sex with her again just to show her the first performance was a fluke and I’d gotten better.” (The Frisky, April 2008)

 

Snooki

Sorry… I promise she’ll go away some day. Until then, “I was 14. I mean, in upstate New York there’s really nothing to do up there but experiment. He was a senior, and I thought he liked me but turned out he was just a jerk. So, it was terrible.” (YourTango, April 2013)

 

Macaulay Culkin

If you spend as much time home alone as this kid did, you liable to get into all sorts of shit. Fortunately for the child star, his first time was pretty normal. “I was about 15. It wasn’t gross or weird; we planned it… It was warm and sticky and I thought like, ‘Geez, this is weird. Am I doing it right?’ And also, we listened to the White Album. So there you go. In a nutshell. So yes, that was me, losing my virginity at 15.” (The Anna Faris is Unqualified podcast, March 2018) – No clue where his parents were at the time.

 

Khloe Kardashian

Ok, I am stretching the definition of the term “celebrity” here, but whether we like it or not (we don’t), the Kardashians are some of the most visible and reported upon “celebs” in the world. Khloe is the bigger sister, if you need clarification. I think she did things with Lamar Odom. Her story is exactly as much of a train wreck as you’d expect.

“My situation was not a good situation. I was 14 years old and dating an 18-year-old boy, which now I look back and think it’s disgusting, but then I thought I was really cool … Basically, I got pressured into having sex. I wasn’t ready. I barely knew my own body…

“I felt like if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be cool or this guy wouldn’t want to talk to me anymore … I didn’t have sex for the next three years, just because I didn’t feel comfortable with my body and I didn’t feel like I knew myself.” (HLN, December 2012)

 

Daniel Radcliffe

Harry Potter had to learn how to use his wand at some point, right? Surprisingly enough, Radcliffe didn’t fall into the celebrity trap of too soon, too young, like so many other Hollywood stars. In his own words, “I’m one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time … It was with somebody I’d gotten to know well. I’m happy to say I’ve had a lot better sex since then, but it wasn’t as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people’s were – like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge.” Cool story Harry, let’s hear about that friend… (Elle, July 2014)

 

Kim Kardashian

Ok so, this is the Kardashian that made those sex tapes and now she’s married to Kanye West and keeps naming her kids weird ass shit. I think that’s right, at least.
Another celebrity that lives almost her entire life in the eye of millions, and apparently got the “Ok” from mom… “When I did want to have sex the first time I was almost 15 … I was like, ‘I think I’m going to, or I want to,’ and she [Kris] was like, ‘OK, so this is what we’re going to do, we’re going to put you on birth control,’ and she was, like, really open and honest with me.” (The Oprah Winfrey Show, December 2012)

 

Lena Dunham

The mercurial star of HBO’s Girls has never been shy about her sexuality, or anything else, really. This one works equally well as a roommate horror story:

“[My best friend] Audrey headed back to my room hopeful for a sleepover. She was sobbing, and disoriented, and also pretty sure I was alone finishing the cheese, so she flung my door open without knocking. There she found [the guy I was losing my virginity to] Jonah on top of me doing what grownups do. She understood the magnitude of the occasion and through her tears shouted, ‘Mazel tov!’

“I didn’t tell him I was a virgin, just that I hadn’t done it ‘that much.’ It hurt a little more than I’d expected but in a different way, and he was nervous too and he never came. Afterwards we lay there and talked, and I could tell he was a really nice person. I commended myself for making a healthy, albeit hasty, partner choice. I really couldn’t wait to tell my mom.” (Rookie, March 2012)


Ronda Rousey Gets Pissy After Misunderstanding Radio Host’s Question

Ronda Rousey Gets Pissy After Misunderstanding Radio Host’s Question

 

 

Ronda Rousey is annoying. She’s so insufferable sometimes. Now that she’s in the WWE, let’s watch her fail because she has no mic skills or personality.

Normally, I wouldn’t cheer anyone getting ko’d, but her arrogance in general is a turn-off. Glad Holly Holm and Amanda Nunes put her out. You would’ve thought that put some humility in her, but nah.

Rousey appeared on ESPN’s Mike & Trey where Mike Golic asked Rousey about retirement and fighting again.

https://twitter.com/CorkGaines/status/978621523803156481

First off, Rousey is still getting annoyed by people asking if she’s retired.

Golic: Let’s go back and start when you knew from the MMA when you were done there. When you knew in your mind, “I’m not going to fight anymore?”

Rousey: I never said that.

That look on her face. She starts off with a smile that turns into an emotionless, hate-filled stare. Probably loathes being reminded how she’ll never be a champion again and that she doesn’t have the guts or heart to try.

The awkward part is when Golic asks if she’ll fight in the future, but Rousey misundestands.

Golic: Ah, so there is a possibility that you could go back in time?

Rousey: There’s a possibility that I could go back in time? That’s your question to me?

Golic: Go back in time, and fight. Go back in the octagon.

Rousey: I do not have the ability to go back in time, no.

Yes, Rousey thought Golic was asking her about time travel. I get how Rousey could misunderstand the question, but c’mon, context Rousey. All of a sudden Golic is gonna ask about time travel?

Maybe Golic should’ve said “So there is a possibility that you could go back, comma, in time?”

Of course, Rousey being insufferable would’ve said, “Comma? What’s that? I can’t comma.”

Golic: Would you fight again?

Rousey: I don’t know.

Rousey’s an idiot with her dismissive smile at the end, as if Golic asked the dumb question and it wasn’t Rousey who has a complete inability to grasp his question.

Right now, she’s training for her WWE match. WWE put up some edited clips of her four hour training sessions. Thankfully, we don’t have to watch her shadowbox.

Watch at the 0:56 mark. She says, “Those who say I can’t, dare me to be great.” *rolls eyes* Yea ok until you get beat by people better than you, then you go running into another sport.

Also, this woman’s not coming back to fight. UFC won’t have her start fighting the non-contenders which is where she belongs. If she fights the higher ranked fighters, she’ll end up doing the stanky leg again. Which, come to think of it, another serving of humble pie would be good for her.


31 PICS FROM THE DISTURBING WORLD OF CRINGE

31 PICS FROM THE DISTURBING WORLD OF CRINGE

 

 

 

 


33 PEOPLE ASKING FOR WAAAY MORE THAN THEY DESERVE

33 PEOPLE ASKING FOR WAAAY MORE THAN THEY DESERVE -

 

 

 


16 Images That'll Make You Cringe So Hard It Hurts

16 Images That'll Make You Cringe So Hard It Hurts -

 


12 Cringeworthy Idiots Who Will Make You Facepalm

12 Cringeworthy Idiots Who Will Make You Facepalm -

 


13 Guys Share Their Most Awkward Boner Story

13 Guys Share Their Most Awkward Boner Story

 

 

Every guy will experience hundreds of awkward boners in their lifetime, but these 13 people might have us all topped. Next time one pops up, just remember it could've been worse.

1. LtHarbaughsRaichu -- Not a talk any parent looks forward to.

So I must have been young and not fully aware of how my body worked yet I suppose, but I have a very distinct memory of my dad telling me one morning that I should take some time and relax before I come downstairs. Apparently I had a habit of coming straight from bed to breakfast -- morning wood and all. Looking back I have no idea how I wasn't conscious of this...

2. -Words-Words-Words- -- Everyone's just wrestling in oversized parkas.

Freshman year of high school. Wrestling practice. I grabbed a sweatshirt from one of the bigger weight class guys, put it on (it was like a tent on me) and I just got up and left. You don't want to be getting a no reason erection in an all guy catholic high school's wrestling class.

3. nocontroll -- Backpacks, books, whatever you have on you.

Literally any time I was in middle school and class would end. I have no idea why but the random boners always happened about 20 seconds before the bell.

Lots of walking with my backpack in front of my waist.

4. CypherCam -- I'm fine, kinda mesmerized by the ceiling tiles atm.

Similar situation here. German class in 9th grade. We were taking a test and I was the first one to finish it. Teacher notices me sitting at my desk with my pencil down and just staring into the distance.

"You can bring your test to my desk if you're done, Cypher."

"I'm fine. I'll wait."

5. Uchigatan -- Now he automatically gets boners any time he's around a racetrack.

I used to get a boner in the bath back before I knew what it was, and I raced hotwheels up and down my dick

Those were awkward times.

6. magnitude-of-light -- Turns out ugly crying is his fetish.

Not a guy, but one time I had a really stressful day of work (when I used to work customer service). Been yelled at, degraded, threatened for nearly ten hours straight, my whole body hurt from exhaustion. I went home and ugly cried on my boyfriend's lap. A minute later his penis poked me in the face through his sweatpants. He looked so horrified and frozen I burst out laughing. We both had a good laugh over it!

7. thudly -- Those are some sexy-ass saws, tho.

I sat down at my computer one day to have a good wank. Had my pants down around my ankles, had a clean-up towel on hand. But a couple of minutes in, my dad called and asked me to look something up for him on Google. So I told him I'd call him back in 2 minutes. I minimized the porn and opened a new browser window.

That's when my roommate walked in, and saw me sitting there apparently jerking off to a menu of circular saws. It was tough to explain.

8. jewzak -- Holy boners.

I have NO idea why this happened, and I imagine I'm gonna get some weird comments, but as a teenager I would get one almost EVERY time my family pulled into church.

I would always take a while to get out of the car and say something like "oh my Bible is in the trunk" or something so I could do the old waistband trick before walking in.

9. Timpano_Drops -- 'My penis turned to metal' is the funniest sentence you will read all day.

Got my first boner (while awake at least) at my 10th birthday. Don't know what the reason was, but sometimes dicks don't need a reason. Got upset when I couldn't push it back in and started crying. When my grandma asked why I was crying I proclaimed to her (and everyone there) "my penis turned to metal". Luckily, it's only talked about at every single family gathering we have had after that, so the shame is limited.

10. Love2build108 -- Yep, that qualifies as most awkward.

As a pall bearer in my grandfather's funeral

11. oniiesu -- Embrace the boner.

Fell asleep in gym class waiting for the teacher to show up and take attendance. Woke up a few minutes later to some laughing and discovered my dick was tenting proudly in my gym shorts. Tucked it under my waistband and went back to sleep. Nothing ever came of it until senior year when someone asked "aren't you the guy who got a boner in gym and played it off like it was nothing? That was impressive."

Just goes to show kids, if an embarrassing situation comes up, just own it and move on.

12. iScoopPoop -- I have so many questions about this kid.

Not mine but in middle-school there was this super weird kid in class who was always doing random bizzaro things. He used to draw anime girls but only their feet, walked around in a neck brace for no reason, and carried a buttlerfly net with him everywhere. Super weird guy. Anyway, during a class presentation, he wore his PE shorts and proudly displayed his erection to the whole class. He did the presentation as if this normal. Everyone was gossiping about it at school for years afterwards.

13. OFraggy -- Yeah, pretty much.

high school. all four years.


12 Women Share the Worst "Nice Guy" Experiences They've Had

12 Women Share the Worst "Nice Guy" Experiences They've Had -

 

We all know the Nice Guy™ trope: the dude who treated a woman with basic human decency and now feels entitled to a blowjob, or at the very least a close up picture of her feet (I mean he DID hold the door open for you, harlot).

We also all know that these guys are not so nice or charming, or anything they describe themselves as while they tip their fedora.

The only thing their owed is this callout post dedicated to their man-child tendencies.


1. lostmysoultothedevil goes on an unexpected coffee date:

I forgot my wallet while standing in line at the cafe. I ordered and realized my wallet missing so I said I'll just zip out to my car and pay when I got back...I was parked right outside. This guy behind me says he'll pay for my drink and I tried insisting I would pay but he pulled out cash and paid before I could really do anything.

I said Thank you and chatted while waiting for my drink. I was on my way somewhere so as I'm leaving he leaves too and asks if he can have my number. I was honest and said I was on my way to see my boyfriend. This guy just fucking snaps, grabs my coffee, throws it across the street and tells me I'm leading him on and I'm a fucking bitch and then he storms off.

I iust went to my car and got my wallet and bought my own coffee. The owner saw the whole thing and told me he's now banned from the cafe. Apparently he'd done similar shit with other women and this was the last straw.

2. cactoidjane totally lead someone on:

First guy I ever dated; we were ~15. I told him I was still figuring things out and wanted to take things slow. He showed up with a dozen roses on our second date. I told him it was too much, and I was uncomfortable, but he refused to take them back. We hung out a few times, but I just wasn't that into him. I said didn't want to keep dating; we should just be friends. He said okay but then gave me a "goodbye" book that he'd hidden jewelry inside, and he refused to take that back, too. If he texted, I kept things friendly and jokey, never saying anything romantic. I tried to avoid him and even sent him a crappy poem as only teen me could write to tell him to forget about me because I liked someone else (which was true).

Sometime later, it's prom season. He asks another girl, then finds out I haven't been asked yet, so he offers to dump her for me. I say it won't be fair to her and refuse. (I also really don't want to go with him, but I'm too scared to say this to his face.) He's super pissed at prom because I went with a guy he hated (and that guy turned out later to be a jerk, but oh well. Still wouldn't have driven me into my first date's arms).

Years later, when we are both in college, I go home for a reunion. A girl asks me, "Hey, cactoidjane, first date used to talk to me about you. I always wondered, why were you leading him on?"

3. ruggpea should get a tattoo:

Story time: Nice guy had a huge crush on our mutual friend but the feelings weren't returned. They never dated, this is important to the story. He was still interested and still is. I managed to get dragged into this as both sides were talking to me about the situation.

Recently, our friend got a very small tattoo on her arm and nice guy freaks out. "What is that thing on your arm? Is it temporary? Are you going to keep it? I'm sorry I can't deal with this now"

Friend is confused and upset. They end up talking again and he says "either remove it or I won't be your friend anymore. I can't be friends with anyone who has body art. I'll even give you money towards it, just consider what I said"

Friend then talks to me about it, I try to get nice guy to change his mind but he says he won't budge. She makes peace with her decision that they'll won't be friends anymore, which he then turns around and is shocked she chose to keep the tattoo and kept saying "this is the only thing I'll ask you to do" then realised she didn't want to be friends with him anymore. He then changed his mind and decided he still wanted to be friends cos blackmailing her to remove the tattoo didn't work. He honestly believed that she'd remove the tattoo for him. He now blames me for this mess and demanded I fix it. Naturally, I ghosted and haven't bothered with him since.

Tl;dr. Nice guy has a huge crush on a girl. Girl doesn't feel the same. Girl gets tattoo. He demands she removes it or he'll stop being her friend. She keeps the tattoo. I got dragged into it and now me and the girl no longer talk to him and he blames me for the whole situation.

4. dictatorAngel and the not-so-secret admirer:

The worst "Nice Guys" are the ones who don't give up. It's one thing to turn someone down and have them back off, but I've had some people who refuse to give up. I think a lot assume that they will eventually win you over like some kind of rom com but it's usually just creepy.

A guy who lived in my dorm my freshman year of college professed that he loved me one day because it was killing him seeing me get close with another one of our friends. I let him down but he continued to pursue me for the next 6 months. He wrote me poems and would play me songs that reminded him of me, and would tell me I'm beautiful and perfect in Italian (a language we share) when other people were present. He even told me that he didn't know if he could live without me and mind of threatened to harm himself if we didn't date.

Even when I started dating someone else this behavior continued until he decided there was another girl he was in love with.

It gets kind of scary when people confuse obsession for love.

5. HarbingerofGloom has a close call:

A self-proclaimed "Nice Guy" asked me out in high school. We had never spoken once or even sat next to each other (we shared one class, but he was on the other side of the room). He asked me out, I said I wasn't allowed to date, he kept persisting and telling me that we could sneak around. I told him I was not interested in dating him or anybody else and that I just wanted to focus on school. He flipped my desk over and told me I was a bitch and I should have said "yes" because he'd treat me well. You know, because he was so nice he just flipped my desk over for saying "no" to him.

He drove past my house for a while. I think he followed my school bus in his car. The drive-bys continued for a few weeks. And hang up calls. Finally he left me alone for about a month. He stalked 2 girls after me, pulled a knife on one. Her dad was the sheriff. Police found a few knives and a hit list in his locker with dozens of girls' names on it and I was #3. He went away for a while, but came back towards the end of the year (I don't know how this was even allowed, but it was over 20 years ago). The school told us girls to avoid being alone in the halls and to avoid him. That was it. I was going home sick one day between classes and was getting my things from my locker and he popped out of nowhere and asked me if I was sick, I said I was and to please leave me alone, and he said "Good, I hope you die!" and slammed my locker door on me. The tiny, elderly school secretary heard him and came to my rescue and chased him off. After that he was booted from our shared class, but allowed to finish the school year.

6. opxum goes on a pity date:

I've had multiple run ins with Nice Guys™️ but one that really stands out to me happened when I was in my early teens.

I started talking to him because his seat was across from mines in class, and he was easy to talk to. After about a week, he sent me multiple long Facebook poems about how I'm the most beautiful Asian girl he's ever met, and how meeting me has changed his life. Not through a PM - but posted on my wall. At the time, I knew that shit was wrong on multiple levels but didn't really know WHY, so I kind of ignored how creepy it was altogether.

I shot him a PM and told him in the best way I could that I didn't feel that way about him, but I thought the poems were lovely and appreciated it. He flipped out on me, accusing me of using him and leading him on which actually guilted me into going on a date with him because I really did feel awful. The date was awkward, I couldn't get into it, or him. We barely talked and he would barely even look me in the eye!

I told him the same night I didn't think we could be more than friends and... the next day he spread rumours about how I sucked his dick on the date. When I STILL wouldn't date him after those rumours had spread, he basically went on a Facebook rampage about how women are sluts that pass on nice guys like him constantly.

Yeah. Fun times.

7. PrincessWhiffleball has had a few bad encounters:

There's levels of nice guys, so I have a lot of different stories.

The most draining have been guys who just unload all of their emotional baggage because they don't know who else/don't have anyone else to tell those problems to. Then they get mad when you turn them down, "how can you do that after everything I've told you??" But they're also the guys who never even bothered asking how I was.

Then, there's the guys that yell sexually explicit and offensive things at you in public when you turn them down.

Absolute worst situation though was when I was abroad, getting a cab home at the end of a party, when a stranger hopped into the cab with me saying he lived close by. Told the driver his address, and laughed at me when I argued back saying to go to my house first. Then got out of the cab at my house, tried coming in, finally got scared off by my host dog. He had the nerve to ask if he was bugging me, yeah dude, go away now.

8. george-bonanza shuts a guy down and up:

I'm a barista. I had a regular ask me out a while back. He's kind of a creepy guy who has a reputation for being a "starer" and likes to try to make small talk with the women there even when they're obviously busy doing their fucking jobs. I try to avoid talking to him as much as I can but he seems mostly harmless.

When I rejected him, he went on this tirade about how all women are shallow and I only turned him down because he's fat. Note that I'm engaged and wear a ring, so he was barking up the wrong tree in the first place. I basically told him that he was the shallow one because he only asked me out because he thinks I'm pretty, given that I'm not even nice to him. Shut him up. ?

ETA: this blew up unexpectedly- I want to make it clear that by "starer" I mean that he stares at everyone's tits in a very obvious and inappropriate way. Also small talk is usually appreciated! But if I'm rushing around trying to get my work done I don't want to hear about the weather for the millionth time. Especially since when other customers have to wait, they get angry at me, not you. ?

 

9. greffedufois dodged a bullet:

Probably a guy I was talking to online for a bit. We met in person and watched some movies, it was okay. Eventually he asks about my history, and I hadn't yet had sex so I said that I wasn't ready for it yet.

Later on he tells me that if we start dating (after one date) he'll deserve and expect sex from me. I told him fuck right off.

Can happily say I'm now married to a actual nice guy, who'd never act like that much of an entitled creepy ass.

10. ratchnad gets stalked:

I had a class with a guy.

We worked on a project together in my first year of uni, and he confided in me about some of his issues and I felt really bad for him.

He sat beside me in class and started messaging me every day, and it was honestly exhausting. I told him I had issues of my own so I wasn't the best person to talk to, and he should seek out a counsellor, etc.

Over the next few years he started coming up to me more in person in common areas of the campus. I'd politely tell him I had stuff to do and I'd rather work alone, so he'd sit beside me silently until I'd leave. I found him following me around campus on multiple occasions too. I started to realize I should probably limit messaging him back even if it was to tell him "leave me alone" so I wasn't giving him something to hold on to. So, I started outright ignoring his daily hellos as much as it made me feel bad.

About a year later in the year 4 class we took together he kept turning around and staring at me I swear every 30 seconds. He did it so much that other people in the class started asking me about it. Then one day we were supposed to get up and pitch an idea for a video. He gets up there, pitches his idea then PULLS UP AN IMAGE OF MY FACE and says "I want ratchnad to play the lead part" as he clicks through a couple more slides of pictures of me stolen off Facebook.

I was mortified. I'm a very quiet and shy student so I had no idea what to do, I just slunk down in my seat and prayed no one looked at me. After that a good guy friend of mine talked to the guy and told him how uncomfortable he was making me. He seemed to get the message after that- probably because it was another guy saying it.

He never got outright aggressive but his behaviour was definitely upsetting to me. I even started to get scared he was following me home so I never listened to music on the bus or on my walk. I did on multiple instances tell him that I didn't want to talk, he was making me uncomfortable, I had a boyfriend etc. but I should have just been mean to send a clear message. I definitely could have handled it better, but I didn't want to be rude to him because he was clearly troubled.

11. petshopboi is a stuck-up prude:

This guy on Tinder asked for nudes (after we had talked for a bit), I said no and asked him if this tactic he used to try to get me to send him had ever worked and he sent me like an essay on how I was the worst person on the planet and something about how I thought I was better than him. Let's just say I deleted Tinder that night.

12. Have_you_read_it can't take a friggin' compliment:

When I get complimented, and I say thanks, and they continue the compliments but they gradually get creepier. Finally, when I tell them I'm uncomfortable with those comments because I have a bf (but in reality its because they're freaking the hell out of me) they get all defensive saying that they just like giving a compliment where a compliment is due and I'm ungrateful.

 

 

 

 

 


11 Hilariously Awkward Pics That Still Haunt People Today

11 Hilariously Awkward Pics That Still Haunt People Today

 

 

 


13 Sad Cringes That'll Make You Cry a Single Dramatic Tear

13 Sad Cringes That'll Make You Cry a Single Dramatic Tear

 

 


13 Events That Should Never Be Spoken Of Ever Again

13 Events That Should Never Be Spoken Of Ever Again

“Mine happened a couple years back. I was just minding my own business, going about my day, when i get a text from my dad. Of course, i read it since its from my dad. The text reads:

Can there be slaveplay in tonights entertainment? I need you.

Me and my sister once found a whip in their cupboard so its easy to put two and two together.

Five minuttes later, the most sincere: Oops. i have ever seen pops up on my screen. I never responded to that text and i have never brought it up, but we both know it happened.” – QwepEUW

 

“I was drinking Vodka, and I had this guy pal that I was trying to bang…but he refused to bang a drunk girl while he was sober. I grabbed my phone and started looking for some action…no such luck. I eventually passed out and went to sleep.

When I woke up the next morning, I read the texts I’d sent in absolute horror…

Me: what r u doin?

G: Getting ready 4 bed, u?

Me: Drunk, topless, and looking for some fun.

G: Lol, good luck! I’m going to bed.

G happened to be my boss who just started a few weeks ago…at the time Facebook would merge your friends contact info into your address book. I never spoke of it again, and had a difficult time looking him in the eye.” – LadyPhoenix74

 

“So I am in high school and got trashed at a party. Some how I made it home. In the middle of the night I drunkenly wander into my parents bedroom, sit on my Dad’s hamper and take a good, long piss. My dad woke up in the middle of it and pushed me back into my room. I wake up in the morning and go to the living room and see dad. He starts cracking up and told me what happened. Said we won’t tell anyone and to go upstairs and clean out his hamper. Ended up having to buy him a new hamper. My mom never said anything about it so I have no idea if she knew.

My dad passed away about 10 years ago. Since that time my mom told me a story about my dad getting drunk one night shortly after they were married and she woke up in the middle of the night to see him peeing in his hamper.

Apparently, I am totally my father’s daughter. And have still never told anyone about it.” – spicycrabroll13

 

 

“Out of the blue my cousin (m) sends me a Facebook message asking me(f) if I had ever had any sexual dreams or thoughts about another family member. Which then snowballed into him trying to question me thoroughly about my sex life and asking to see my boobs.

I told him it was kinda(really) awkward because he was my cousin. He tried to justify it by saying since we are like 4th cousins(we’re not, we’re 2nd cousins) it doesn’t matter(it does, cause it’s gross). He kept apologizing for making it awkward but he just wouldn’t STFU about it. I finally convinced him that it was gross and that we should never speak of it again.

I deleted the Facebook message but not before I took screenshots in case he tried to do some stupid shit.

Saw him yesterday at a family thing with his wife and he refused to make eye contact.

Pure coincidence that I also live in Alabama.” – LolaLovesPeaches

 

 

“I was on a road trip with a buddy. We were heading to a three day music fest in Tennessee. We drove through the night, and were making good time. He was driving, and asked me to take the wheel for a second.
I did.

He grabbed a Gatorade bottle, unzipped, and started pissing in the bottle. I was a bit uncomfortable with my hand 6 inches above his exposed dick, but we were going 75 mph and his foot was on the gas. We had more pressing concerns, is my point.

He finishes up, and in one swift motion, rolls down the window, and lifts the Gatorade bottle toward the window to dump it.

“Wait what are you do-”
Imagine a full bottle of warm piss filling up the entire interior of a car like a fine aerosol spray in a split second.
That’s what 75 mph wind blowing inward does to a bottle of liquid trying to go outward. I learned that the hard way.

Of COURSE it got in my mouth. But that wasn’t the worst of it. It was clogging my ears like I had been swimming. It was stinging my eyes. It went so far up my nose that I sneezed it out.

Twice.

We looked at each other, dripping piss.

All I could say was “damn it. God damn it dude.”
He turned on the AC after a time. Piss droplets blew out onto us. It was dripping on us from the ceiling of the car.
We rode for a long time in silence.
Do you know what a person, and the interior of a car covered in piss smell like after being in 103 degree heat for three days, and no means to wash up?
I do.
…I do.” – Zsuth

 

 

“Not so much we never spoke of it again, but I’ve never spoken of it.

In college, skipped the day to play some CoD. Got bored and decided to take matters into my own hands. My dorm room was on top floor (4th) and the window blinds were open.

As I was furiously taking out my frustrations, a window washer came up to the window on a suspended scaffold. We locked eyes for a second and he left my window unwashed and slowly went back down.” – Reddiddlyit

 

 

HP” Warning: Graphic story

Years ago my girlfriend and I snuck off to a bathroom to fuck after everyone passed out at a house party. We were young, she was fun, and she wanted it in her butt. You got it, champ.

I was sitting on the closed toilet, and she was basically doing the stand-up reverse cowgirl thing. Felt great.

At some point one of our drunk friends woke up to piss and came bursting into the bathroom. She jumps up in shock causing an extremely fast, and unexpected pull-out.

Poop. EVERYWHERE

The next morning the same drunk friend comes stumbling out of the bathroom after having passed out from his drunken midnight piss.

“Guys… I got really drunk last night and I think I might have shit on the floor in the bathroom…”

Damn right you did. Apology accepted, go clean that up.” – InternetKidsAreMean

 

 

“When my best buddy and I were still in high school we decided to go up an old mountain road and do some underage drinking in his car. We were up there for a while and all of a sudden we see head lights behind us. Fearing it was a cop we hid the beer and my friend looks over to me and says “Just follow my lead.” Turns out it was a cop. We rolled down the windows and he asked what we were up to this late at night up in the mountains. I’m sitting in the passenger seat freaking out hoping he can’t smell any of the beer.

My friend looks over at the cop and in the calmest voice says, “It’s our two year anniversary tonight and we were trying to get away from everything. . .” He then reaches over, picks up my hand and kisses the back of it. The cop looked at us for another few seconds and told us to have a nice and safe night. Just another couple of boys enjoying themselves up in the mountains at 1am.” – Sgt_Walberg

 

 

“My college room-mate and I were in Italy, and we were lost at a small town train station where there’s no English and no one spoke English at all. The way the train station is set up is that we have to take stairs underground, and take stairs back up to cross the platform.

We were trying to figure out which train to take, and ended up going back and forth since we barely understood any Italian. After a few trips going up and down, we decided to just cross back and forth across the tracks.

This was wayyyyy before smart phones, so we were in the middle of the tracks while I used a compass to figure out which direction Florence was. Then we realized it was noisier than usual, looked up, and saw a train coming.

In panic, we ran in front of the train to the platform across instead of backwards to safety.

Realized we nearly won Darwin Awards. We agreed not to tell anyone about how dumb we were.” – eraser_dust

 

 

 

“Drunk and high back in high school:
Me and my buddy for some reason, decided it would be a fun idea to steal the lawn chairs on someone’s porch, and then sit on them in the middle of the street and masturbate. We haven’t spoken of it since.” – gloveshack

 

 

“Growing up, we were poor, and as a teen I didn’t really have access to porn or what not, but I was quite a writer.
So I would write exotic fiction as a….release, in a spiral. Well, one day after writing a particularly sordid story, i kinda ‘came to’ and realized I shouldn’t leave that stuff around. I went to the kitchen, intendING to throw the spiral away, set it down, got a drink, the phone rang, I answered. And left the spiral in the kitchen, forgotten.
An hour later my mother comes to me with the spiral and “questions”.
I won’t get into it but she described how a lot of my stories……wouldn’t really ever happen and were a bit extreme. She threw it away and it never came back up” – KMApok

 

“My dad found out how to stream videos from his phone to the TV, he’s testing it out and 16 year old me asks to have a go, I scroll randomly through all these untitled videos he has in his phone and click on one. The dirtiest filthiest gangbang porn pops up on the TV in front of both of us and I just had him the phone and walk out, never spoke about this since.” – rootednewt

Yep, never again.

 


20 People Reveal The Rudest Things Relatives Said To Them At A Family Function

20 People Reveal The Rudest Things Relatives Said To Them At A Family Function

 

 

 


21 Of The Weirdest Niche Dating Sites

21 Of The Weirdest Niche Dating Sites

 

Whether or not you want to admit it, you have at least one online dating profile right now, and if you’re reading this, it’s probably not going well. Even if you can meet someone on catch-all dating sites like OKCupid or Tinder, there’s no guarantee that you’re actually going to be compatible with the creep you meet online. That’s why you’ve got to go deeper into the Internet to find your soul mate. Put on your e-glasses and check out some of the weirdest dating sites online. And before you ask, yes, they’re full of sexy singles that want to meet you.

We don’t know who said "opposites attract," but that’s usually just when you’re talking about magnets. In the dating world, meeting an opposite is a complete drag. Especially if whatever you’re into isn’t considered "normal," or "sanitary." If you live your life on the fringes of society, finding love can be a Sisyphean task. That’s why you need to dive deep into the dark underbelly of the web and find someone who wants to talk about horses with you until the sun comes up. If you find your main squeeze through this list of the weirdest niche dating sites, please don’t invite us to the wedding.

Vote on the niche dating site that you think is the weirdest, and if you know of other hookup sites that are way too specific, tell us about them in the comments.


16 Most Awkward TV Cameos Ever, Ranked

16 Most Awkward TV Cameos Ever, Ranked

The best TV and movie cameos are the ones you don’t expect – when a celebrity comes in to perform a role that’s either opposite of what they’re known for or is on a show that doesn’t seem to fit them. The celebrity could enhance the TV show or movie – or they could make viewers cringe.

For the most part, casting directors make good choices when looking for guest stars to include as cameos. Often, roles are written for specific celebrities in hopes that celebrity says yes. Usually, they do. Cameos, especially in television, sometime occur because a celebrity is a huge fan of the show and they want to be on it. Other times, it’s to coincide the air date with a star’s upcoming event or release, like a movie or album.

You always want your favorite star to perform well in a cameo, particularly when you might feel they’re out of their league. Like a comedian in a dramatic role, or a known serious actor performing a small role in an action movie. No one wants to see a cameo and ask, “Why did they do that?” But it happens.

This list contains odd, strange, and inappropriate cameos that may make you wonder, “What were they thinking?” Here’s 15 Most Inappropriate TV Cameos Ever, Ranked.

16. ED SHEERAN ON GAME OF THRONES

In the season 7 premiere of Game of Thrones, Ed Sheeran had a cameo worth remembering not for his star power, but for how clumsy his presence was. Sheeran played a soldier who was the main singer in a group of conveniently amazing singing soldiers. He sings a folk song, and Arya Stark is entranced by the beautiful music.

The showrunners of Game of Thrones knew that the actress who plays Arya, Maisie Williams, was a big fan of Sheeran so they cast him to surprise Maisie. The scene involves Arya riding through the Riverlands and accidentally encountering Sheeran and his men. He doesn’t have much of a role in the few minutes he’s on screen, but when Arya tells him she likes the song he’s singing, Sheeran says, “It’s a new one.“

During the week after he did his cameo, he temporarily deleted his Twitter account, most likely due to the amounts of criticism he received for appearing in the show.

15. PARIS HILTON ON SUPERNATURAL

Paris Hilton is a well-known model, reality star, and businesswoman who’s won various awards for acting, including the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress of the Decade in 2010. One of her odd cameos included the season 5 episode of Supernatural, “Fallen Idols.” Hilton plays Leshii, a demonic creature that takes the form of Paris Hilton.

Former Executive Producer Sera Gamble states they wrote the role for her and were shocked she wanted to do it. Supernatural often shows it has a comedy side to it, and Hilton agreeing to the role “speaks volumes about her sense of humor.”

Hilton has never been known for her acting chops, and it’s evident as she delivers her lines and sharpens knives in her scene on Supernatural. The humor of the scene is clear: she says, “this will be huge,“ a nod to her first signing as a model with the Trump Model Management, and mentions she’s been “eating a lot of fast food lately,“ which is a dig on her Burger King commercials.

14. SNOOP DOG ON 90210

Snoop Dogg is no stranger to TV and movies, having played himself in the films Old School and Pitch Perfect 2 and televisions shows Las Vegas and Just Shoot Me. In 2011, Snoop Dogg appeared in an episode of the CW’s 90210 called “Blue Naomi.” Once again, he played himself.

In the episode, the character Dixon rolls up in his Ferrari to a parking spot, gets out, and happens to notice Snoop Dogg leaning against the nearby building. The meeting is happenstance, as Dixon feels it may help with his newly-formed company Shirazi Studios 2.0.

Dixon raps some of Dogg’s lyrics, which annoys the artist at first, then delights him, then annoys him. Snoop Dogg seems to just be in the episode to spout his nonsense vernacular while promoting his new single. He offers Dixon a listen to the single, and he and Snoop cruise the coast as Snoop raps along to the single. The scene barely moved the plot along, and a teen soap cameo hardly gelled with Snoop’s cool rapper persona.

13. BRISTOL PALIN ON THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER

Bristol Palin took her first acting role in The Secret Life of the American Teenager, which is about a teen who becomes pregnant and has a son. The show emphasizes how being a teenage mother affects Amy, her family, and her friends. Bristol plays herself in the episode as a friend to the main character at a concert for teen mothers.

Best known for being the daughter of former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Bristol – a teen mother herself-  has pledged her support of abstinence until marriage. She once went on The Oprah Show after having her son Tripp to voice her staunch pledge to abstain from sex until she gets married. She also told Good Morning America “Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only foolproof way to prevent pregnancy.”

Because Palin has gone through many of the issues The Secret Life of the American Teenager portrays, her addition to the show was timely. However, Bristol’s cardboard performance probably took away from the message.

12. BRITNEY SPEARS ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

 

With cameos in the original Will & GraceGlee, and Kenen & Kel, Britney Spears’s oddest one came on How I Met Your Mother. While most guest stars from the music industry play themselves in cameos, Spears took on the role of Abby, a receptionist for a dermatologist Ted Mosby is trying to date. The cameo aired during the same time that Spears was having a well-publicized breakdown, which gives the whole thing an air of desperation.

In the episode, “Ten Sessions,” Ted uses Abby by being nice to her since he thinks this will show the dermatologist a good side of him. Unfortunately, Abby falls for Ted, becoming flirty and obnoxiously head-over-heels for the architect. At the end of the episode, Abby tells Barney that Ted just played with her emotions, then they go have sex.

Neil Patrick Harris – who played Barney Stinson – felt the cameo was unnecessary as “our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed,” he said during the break between tapings.

11. STEPHEN HAWKING ON THE BIG BANG THEORY

 

Stephen Hawking had done cameos before his appearance on The Big Bang Theory. He appeared in a skit in The Conan O’Brien Show where he calls Jim Carrey, who was a guest that night. He also appeared briefly in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where he was a hologram during a poker game. He played himself for the hologram.

Starting with season 5, in the episode “The Hawking Excitation,” Hawking began a run of cameos in The Big Bang Theory – the most notable being that season 5 episode, which was his first appearnce, though he was mentioned in the show’s premiere episode.

Hawking hires Howard Wolowitz to provide maintenance on his wheelchair. Sheldon finds out and is obsessed with meeting Hawking through Wolowitz. During the episode, Wolowitz does an impression of Hawking, though the actor – Simon Helberg – had been uncomfortable doing so at first. Near the end of the episode, when Hawking catches an error in Sheldon’s paper, he says, “It was quite a boner.“ What?!

10. JUSTIN BIEBER ON CSI

 

Justin Bieber was in two episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation’s eleventh season. In both episodes, Bieber played a serial bomber named Jason McCann. In the first episode, McCann protects his brother from the law because Bieber is sort of playing a familiar role: an angsty teenage bad boy with a swoopy haircut.

In the second episode Bieber was in – season 11, episode 15 – he reprised his role of Jason McCann who still hated authority and the government and is ultimately killed at the end of the episode in a wave of gunfire. His death scene was just as stiff as dialogue, and Bieber probably didn’t convince a lot of people he could do dramatic roles. He should stick with making music and roles that he can pull off, like his cameo in Zoolander 2.

9. LARRY DAVID ON HANNAH MONTANA

 

Larry David is best known as the creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. But in Hannah Montana’s second season, David made a little cameo. He was the first celebrity to appear as himself on the show, and it was a weird one. And we’re talking about Larry David here.

In the episode, David is waiting for a table at a busy and trendy restaurant. He tries to facilitate the process by saying it’s each of his daughter’s birthday (two girls are with him.) Then, Hannah walks in and is given a table immediately. One daughter points out her cranky dad’s TV credits, but the host simply doesn’t care.

Larry David’s cameo is probably the most random one on this list. The minute-and-a-half scene showcases David’s humor, but the only thing worth hearing is the reference to “Uncle Jerry.” Why was this cranky comedy king even appearing on a kids’ show?

8. JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME ON FRIENDS

 

The episode of Friends called “The One After the Superbowl” had many guest stars, including Brooke Shields and Julia Roberts. Jean-Claude Van Damme played himself, a huge action star filming a movie in the neighborhood.

When Monica and Rachel first see him, Monica is overcome, afraid to go talk to him despite Rachel’s encouragement. Instead, Rachel goes and speaks to Van Damme, who awkwardly flirts with Rachel. Rachel tries to make the point its Monica who thinks he’s cute, but Van Damme kept “asking and asking and asking“ Rachel out.

Van Damme has a few more scenes in the episode, but even for playing himself, it’s hard to tell if he’s being serious, trying to be funny, or portraying himself in a tongue-in-cheek manner. If it’s the latter, it was excellent practice for his new Amazon series, JVCD, premiering in December 2017.

7. MICHELLE OBAMA ON ICARLY

 

Former First Lady Michelle Obama is adored for her impeccable dress, poise, and fun style of dancing. Mrs. Obama also did a cameo with good intentions and odd payoff on the show iCarly.

Michelle was promoting her Joining Forces program, which raises awareness for the need to support military families. The episode she appears in, “iMeet the First Lady” has her visit Carly because Carly can’t come to grips about her dad being continuously deployed overseas.

Mrs. Obama explains in seriously how important it is for Carly to understand what her dad is doing, then goes on to praise Carly’s friends for supporting Carly. Then she participates in the iCarly segment “random dancing” with the show’s characters.

The cameo’s sole purpose was to promote and reach a new audience with Michelle’s Joining Forces program, but the serious subject matter is awkwardly out of sync with the “random dancing” nature of a kids’ show.

6. PAUL ANKA ON GIRLMORE GIRLS

 

It was bound to happen on Gilmore Girls. With a dog named Paul Anka, you would expect the real Paul Anka to appear on the show at some point. And it did happen in the season 6 episode called “The Real Paul Anka”.

Lorelei calls her daughter Rory and describes to her a dream she had the night before. In the dream, Lorelei encounters various moments where her dog Paul Anka is replaced with the real Paul Anka and vice versa. The real Paul Anka eventually approaches the dog in the street, and a blinding white flash overtakes the dream. Lorelei wakes up and doesn’t know how the dream ends or what happens after that.

Paul Anka had a few lines in the dream, but otherwise it was him in strange situations with a large grin on his face. If anything, fans should be upset that the real Paul Anka’s storyline wasn’t resolved.

5. JIM ABBOTT ON BOY MEETS WORLD

 

Jim Abbott was a pitcher for 10 seasons for various MLB teams, including the California Angels and New York Yankees. He was born without a right hand, but that didn’t stop him from winning several pitching awards and throwing a no-hitter in 1993 while pitching for the Yankees.

Sometimes, cameos are meant to be inspirational, as was the purpose when Jim Abbott was called up to Boy Meets World to guest star in the first season episode, “Class Preunion.” In the episode, Mr. Feeny tells Cory that Cory’s dream of being a Major Leaguer is impossible. Cory’s dad sends Jim Abbott “63 telegrams“ because Abbott went through a similar situation.

The obvious message is “never give up on your dreams,” but with Abbott’s near-monotone voice and unenthusiastic attitude – probably due to lack of on-screen experience – it’s a wonder Cory was still encouraged. Abbott has stated that he thought he was only going to say hello to the kids on set, but received lines when he got there, to his surprise.

4. BOY GEORGE ON THE A-TEAM

 

Did you ever ponder if Boy George, the iconic singer of Culture Club, could pull of an action role? The answer is not really. In season 4 of The A-Team, Boy George guest starred in the episode called “Cowboy George”. He played himself.

In the episode, Face makes a deal with the owner of the country dance hall “Floor’em” and is set to take all profits from the performance of Cowboy George. Buy Face inadvertently books Boy George. The entire plot is confusing and includes a bank robbery, the A-Team being framed for killing the sheriff, and a crowd of rowdy oil workers who just want a concert.

Throughout the episode, Boy George kicks in a door and drives the memorable GMC van to help the A-Team escape, but that’s all he really brings to his role. The end of the episode has Boy George and Culture Club performing “Karma Chameleon” for the “Floor’em” crowd. The singing he can do, the acting not so much.

3. THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS ON GILLIGAN’S ISLAND

 

The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan’s Island is the final movie in the Gilligan’s Island movie trilogy that brought back the cast of the original sitcom for a third time. Unlike most TV or movie cameos, the Harlem Globetrotters’s presence is vital to the movie.

The Globetrotters’s plane makes an emergency landing on the Castaways’ island (owned by Gilligan and other friends), which is the resort from the previous movie. A rival of Thurston Howell, J.J. Pierson, is swindling Gilligan into signing over everything to him, but when Pierson is found out, he proposes a basketball game between the Globetrotters and his own team, the New Invincibles. If the Globetrotters win, Pierson will forget the fraudulent contract.

The skills the movie shows viewers is what the Globetrotters do best: play basketball. Nothing more, nothing less. The 1981 Globetrotter team played themselves and had a few non-basketball scenes, but to make a movie with their name in the title was a strange decision.

2. CHER ON WILL AND GRACE

 

Cher has been in movies and TV since 1965, sometimes playing herself. In roles where she played a character, she’s won a Golden Globe and an Academy Award and has been nominated for a variety of other awards.

In the Will & Grace episode, “Gypsies, Tramps and Weed”, from 2000, Cher played herself in competition with Jack. It’s Will’s birthday, and Jack bought Will a Cher doll, which Jack really wanted. Throughout the episode Jack annoys everyone by talking to the doll. In a restaurant, Cher tells Jack she thinks it weird he talks to her doll like that.

However, Jack thinks Cher is a drag queen and at the end of the episode, Cher and Jack have quick sing-off with the song “If I Could Turn Back Time.” Of course, Cher is Cher, and Jack is Jack as he over-enunciates each word, making fun of Cher. Especially the last one, which sounds like “Toooime.”

1. BILLY CRYSTAL AND ROBIN WILLIAMS ON FRIENDS

 

Another Friends cameo that takes a weird journey is actually two cameos. Billy Crystal and Robin Williams graced the show with their back-and-forth banter. In the episode, “The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion”, Crystal and Williams play the characters of Tim and Tomas respectively.

Tomas and Tim wiggle their way onto the couch with the rest of the Friends cast in the Central Perk coffee shop. Tomas is distraught, confiding in his friend Tim that he suspects his wife is sleeping with her gynecologist because “he has access.“ Tim admits that he’s the one sleeping with Tomas’s wife. And they leave the coffee shop as Tomas yells at Tim.

While the two were funny, it seemed like Crystal and Williams happened to be walking by the set and were asked to provide further comedy relief. It had no bearing on the plot, the other characters, or the show itself. Someone must have told them go inside, get a cup of coffee, and improvise for three minutes.

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22 Times Celebrities Shut Their Interviewers Down - It's Not Pretty

22 Times Celebrities Shut Their Interviewers Down - It's Not Pretty

Celebrities have to do so much press, and not all of it is fun. Especially when the person interviewing them is essentially a tool, asking inappropriate questions or making rude comments. There are few things quite as fun to watch as when an interview goes awry and the interviewer gets owned hard by the interviewee. For example, Megyn Kelly recently asked feminist icon Jane Fonda about her plastic surgery while Fonda was on her show to promote a film. It wasn't the smoothest move.

Along those lines, here are 23 of our favorites times that celebrities of all types (musicians, actors, athletes) get fed up and shut down their interviewers.

1. Rihanna isn't interested in talking about her personal life during a press junket to promote a movie.

2. Gordon Ramsay gets irate when an interviewer orders a steak well-done and then calls it "rubbery."

3. Ariana Grande is not here for your sexist questions.

4. Andy Murray reminds a reporter that women exist.

5. Scarlett Johannson is totally over talking about her underwear.

6. Taurean Prince gives a great explanation of how the other team scored more rebounds.

7. Tom Hardy doesn't see the need to talk about his sexuality in interviews.

8. Mila Kunis sticks up for Justin Timberlake in a Russian interview.

9. Jonah Hill asks if anyone has any questions "that are smart."

10. Amy Schumer doesn't appreciate being called "skanky."

11. Jim Everett is not a fan of being called Chris Everett. Like, REALLY not a fan.

12. Serena Williams tells it like it is. And for the love of God, stop telling women to smile more.

13. English film director and restaurant critic Michael Winner calls host Richard Littlejohn an "arsehole." He's not wrong.

14. Hey, Marshawn Lynch is just there so he doesn't get fined.

15. Robert Downey Jr. storms out of an interview with Krishnan Guru-Murthy, a man so good at annoying celebrities that the next clip includes him, too.

16. Quentin Tarantino shuts Krishnan Guru-Murthy's butt down.

17. Carl Hart, Ph.D. takes on Bill O'Reilly and proves him wrong, wrong, wrong.

18. Elizabeth Smart really doesn't appreciate being asked about her kidnapping by Nancy Grace.

19. Jerry Seinfeld can't believe Larry King thought Seinfeld was canceled.

20. Boxer Bernard Hopkins decimates commentator Larry Merchant without ever throwing a punch.

21. Russell Brand goes hard on MSNBC (skip ahead to about the 4 minute mark to see him get going).

22. Nick Cave makes Billy Corgan look like the fool he is.


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Sex Memes Even More Awkward Than Sex

Sex Memes Even More Awkward Than Sex

 

 

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https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/773192426165002240

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/692151601478397952

 


13 Terrifying First Date Horror Stories

13 Terrifying First Date Horror Stories

Though a totally normal part of finding a partner, there’s something about the residue that disappointing first dates leave behind that have a way of sticking with you. And not just for a week or a hot second, but for years to come, even when you’ve found the love of your life, and someone asks about your old dating life. Even if your date wasn’t technically a monster, didn’t come disguised in a costume or brought way more tricks than treats, love horror stories are frightful.

From those who weren’t anything like they advertised them online and those who moved way too fast to ones who took their dates to sketchy locations without much of an explanation, I warn you these stories will get your heart racing — and not in a good way:

1. When It Was On National Television

In 2004, I was on Match and connected with this girl and asked her out. She told me she was being followed around for a show about dating and would it be OK if cameras came around? Sure. We meet up at the time and you could just tell that right off that the chemistry wasn't there. But no, we have cameras around all night so had to go through with it. Anyway, after drinks, we head to Slate where they have a dinner table set up for us. Problem is, I was a broke actor so I was not planning on dinner, nor could afford it. So I informed her that she would have to grab this check. I only ordered an app as I wasn't planning on eating anyway. Needless to say, she wasn't happy. I'm at least trying but she was just shut down. Even worse, the editing just used me saying weird punchlines without the jokes so I looked unhinged. One of which, specifically, had me mooing and laughing maniacally as it was a ‘Mad Cow’ joke. Shortly after that the date ended and we both hustled off.
When the air date came, I didn't tell anyone, because, why would I? I almost got away with it. Someone at the hedge fund that I was working at saw it that night and hijacked the IT department the next day and told them their only job was to find it, rip, it and disseminate it throughout the office. They found it, and man, since I knew what was coming, it was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. The whole office gathered around and it was horrible. Nothing I could do. They all loved the mooing bit. A couple years later I was in a car that was stopped at a light and saw her crossing the street. All my friends in the car had seen the show and as we drove away I leaned out of the window and did my mooing/maniacal laugh out the window to her. Felt like I got my mini revenge.” -Hunt

2. When Your Joke Went Wrong

“I once had a first date with a woman named Sima (see’-ma) who smoked incessantly, even throughout dinner. As passive aggressively as possible, I eventually just said ‘Is it OK if I call you Emphysema?’ She was insulted and the date ended there with no further communication.” -Steve

3. When Things Moved Way, Way Too Fast

“The problem was that the date was on January 1, and everything was closed for the New Year. So when I went to pick [my date] up, she suggested we just hang out at her house. Her mother started treating me like I was the future son-in-law. She took several pictures of us the moment I walked in. Her brother (who looked to be maybe 13 or 14) just glared at me from the top of the stairs. ‘Don't worry," her mother reassured me, ‘he'll warm up to you.’”
The inside of the house looked like it had been decorated by a Smithsonian curator who had been fired for stealing random items. Turns out, her mom fancied herself as an artist. Animal skins, license plates, farming implements, coins forming the shape of palm trees, you name it. It was beyond eclectic. I was quickly ushered upstairs (by the mom) to watch a video my date had made for school... in sixth grade. The TV was wrapped in a zebra skin.
There were two couches. I sat down on one, next to my date. The mom plopped down on the other, and just grinned at us throughout the entire 20 minutes of awkward history class presentation. The brother sat down next to me, apparently warming up to me. Five minutes in, my date picked up my arm and put it around her, cuddling up to me. A little forward of her, but I was OK with it. Then her brother did the exact same thing with me. The mother just continued to beam at the three of us, with my arms around both of her kids. I've never felt more awkward in my entire life.
After the video, my date suggested we play pool in the basement, just the two of us. Things were going fine until she cornered me, trying to kiss me. Fortunately, her mom called downstairs that she had cinnamon rolls ready for us, so I was saved. Or so I thought. When I got upstairs, I was handed a cinnamon roll and told I should go meet my date's father, who sat in semi-darkness at the end of a long dining room table. I kid you not, he was cleaning his gun, wearing his DEA jacket. His first question was where I had met his daughter. Fortunately, I answered his questions correctly, since we had met through a religious function. Apparently he deemed me a nice enough guy not to kill on sight.
After all that, I just wanted the night to end. I politely explained that I had better be on my way, since it would take me an hour to get home. My date walked me to my car. I conveniently placed the car door between her and I, so the best she could get was a good-bye half hug. I drove two minutes down the road, parked, and screamed for a solid minute.” -Dave

4. When Your Date Thinks Murdering Is A Good Idea

“First time meeting this guy off Tinder. He doesn't look the same as his photos and shows up in a black shirt covered in cat hair. We discover we have absolutely nothing in common — different food tastes, working out all the time versus. almost never at a gym, introverted versus. extroverted, etc. He spills mustard on his shirt, and I try to be polite and not pay attention. He talks about how he smokes weed and says it's for his glaucoma. I sympathetically respond — glaucoma is a serious issue! He then laughs and says he was just kidding. Joking about serious diseases — cool? He starts telling me about how advanced medicine is becoming, and how we should cure all the diseases.

I asked how he thinks we should handle the overpopulation if that were to happen. He says murder the bottom 1/3 of people! ‘We already have SAT testing for academics; we could just develop testing to see who isn't contributing enough to deserve to live.’ On top of everything he spits when he laughs. I don't even want to be funny just to make him stop with the spitting. I'm very confused and disturbed by the entire experience. It was an absolute disaster! -Victoria

5. When He Made Her Sit Outside In The Rain

“A guy took me to a good restaurant in Asheville, NC. Then afterwards wanted to hang out. We went to a local beer place called Jack of the Wood. I don't drink, so he offered to get me a soda. I am also claustrophobic and don't like being around too many people — this night the place was at max. He went outside to smoke — I don't like being around smoke in general. He told me to come with him. It started raining and he thought it was sweet for us to sit outside. I was getting soaked. He then tells me all about the drugs he's used and can't believe I don't like to drink or smoke. Needless to say no second date.” -Emily

6. When He Suggests Marriage

“I met him at an event and completely forgot about it — then saw his number in my phone book, no name next to it, and thought it belonged to someone else. So I texted, we started talking and I was mystified about who he was, but he convinced me to meet him at a bar nearby. I still did not remember him upon seeing him, and we spent the next hour arguing. He thought my ‘issues’ would be solved if I married him, and I thought that his total inability to imprint on my consciousness probably meant that we were not a good match.” -Lena

7. When Everything Smelled

“I had one first date where all I remember is that we somehow ended up sitting on his front porch, which smelled horribly of pee, for almost the entire time. I didn't want to go into his house, for obvious reasons, but the yard smelled even worse. The question is, why did I go to his house in the first place? Not like me at all. Probably my dog had something to do with it. That was one of a few terrible dates I met on OKC.” -Lucy

8. When Everything Was Just A Big, Big ‘No, No, No’

“We went to a movie where he then opened up his jacket and revealed what appeared to be an entire mini bar in his coat to mix with his soda. [He] then actually asked if we could sneak into another movie after the first one. I stormed out and he had the nerve to pull out a condom and ask me if we were going to ‘at least have sex tonight.’" -Heather

9. When He Was Obsessed With Eminem

“Blind date .... All he did was talk about how awesome Marshall Mathers aka Eminem was for 2 HOURS and no rap music compared. Nothing else was discussed.” -Kelly

10. When He Ditched Her For His Ex

"I met a guy online who looked nothing like his picture (shocker, I know). I figured I would give it a shot but as he was arriving, he called me because he didn't have cash for parking, so I told him to pull up to where I was and I would cover him until he could pay me back. He bragged about his nice car (which wasn't nice...at all. I know, another shocker). Then we headed to a club where his cousin was spinning and he wound up seeing his ex there and ditched me." -Jessica

11. When She Watched Him Bowl

"He invited me bowling but when we got there it turned out that he meant to watch him and his bowling league bowl. So I sat there for an hour while he and his friends drank and bowled and then he was very confused why I didn't want to go home with him afterwards." -Jade

12. When The Guy Got Drunk And Left Her Purse

"It was a second date with a guy on Tinder. Things were going great until we switched bars and he had his friend (who, tbh, was really really good looking) join us — they kept ordering shot after shot. I went to the bathroom and came back and *I wasn't ACTIVELY looking* but he left his phone in front of my seat, and I looked and saw that he had been taking pictures of our waitresses and sending them to people in texts... By this point, the alcohol caught up with me and I got up to go to the bathroom again. I came back, both guys were gone, and so was my purse (I always carry my purse with me but I was an idiot and left it at the table — I didn't think they would leave though and i told them where i was going.)

Thankfully, I made friends with a girl in the bathroom who found my purse (someone turned it in at the bar) and I got an Uber and went home. Guy kept calling me over and over... The next night, asked if 'coming over to my place was out of the question or no...' I had a horrible time and deleted his number. Boy bye." -Cassandra

13. When He Had To Stop At Rehearsal Quickly

“A guy told me he had to stop by a film rehearsal before dinner and asked if I minded to tag along for a quick 20 minutes — it was in a sketchy basement, I'm pretty sure it was softcore porn just by listening to the script reading, and the creepy cameraman asked if I wanted the part of the ‘sexy demon genie who sleeps with most of the main characters before violently killing them.’ I was pretty sure I was living through the first scene of the Lifetime movie that would be based on my murder.” -Victoria

19 People Share The Most Awkward Things That’ve Happened While They Were Getting It On

19 People Share The Most Awkward Things That’ve Happened While They Were Getting It On

Who knew that probably the best recreational activity known to man could generate THE most unpleasant and cringe-worthy experiences. I’m sure you’ve had some of your own so I scored through the interwebs to bring you only the best of the best. Let’s all feel better together.

1.

I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and says “yes hun…oh God sorry”…that’s how I found out I have the same name as my boyfriend’s mom.

2.

I hooked up with the guy I’ve been seeing. Apparently, he doesn’t believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn’t realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said “I love you. I want you to have my child.” It had been our second date.

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3.

While licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn’t have referred to her breasts as pancakes.

4.

The first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said.

5.

I was having sex with my husband when the pores on his forehead triggered my trypanophobia. We had to stop before I had a panic attack.

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6.

I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been “left behind”. I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore.

7.

Things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and I. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered: “God help me for what I’m about to do.” Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly.

8.

I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, “Who’s my baby?” I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, “You.”

9.

I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.

10.

I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It’s hard for me to get it up, and I can’t orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, “Yeah, you should stop now, I’m numb.”

11.

I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, “I know this is going to kill the mood… but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now”

12.

I thought I’d spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair.

13.

My girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower until I slipped and fell backward into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat.

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14.

I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor.

15.

I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend’s panties with my teeth. I didn’t expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked.

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16.

I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, “You’re still here?

17.

I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, “Just what the pussy ordered” as he entered me.

18.

I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend.

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19.

While in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn’t stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall.


People Revealed The Most Outrageous Reasons They Got Fired - Some Of Them Deserved It

People Revealed The Most Outrageous Reasons They Got Fired - Some Of Them Deserved It

Chances are you’re going to get fired someday. It may be because of something you did, or just downsizing. It doesn’t matter! So you might as well read these ridiculous terminations stories from redditors while you’re still on the clock.

1. Over at the dollar store, there's so much money it's just magically appearing, and Terboh had to clean up that horrible, horrible situation.

Worked as a cashier at a store were things are generally a dollar.You only get 3 chances per year to be off on your register by $2.00, positive or negative. Was on my 3rd strike in December, at this point promoted to assistant manager, found an extra $20 in my drawer when I counted it down at the end of the night. Recounted a few times, still there. Ended up recording it, rather than taking the $20 off camera. Got fired for it.

TL;DR: I got fired for not stealing $20.

2. TheCrazyCatLady_ was fired for not being a camel.

I used to work for a large discounted designer type shop. It was the middle of summer, and I worked in the warehouse tagging clothes. After a week, I get in and there are no cups at the water machine, and we're not allowed to bring in bottles. I report that there aren't any cups. A couple hours later, still no cups. At lunch, it's so busy you can't sit down whilst you eat. After being on my feet for about 6 hours, I fainted. Got sent home in a taxi, and as I'm getting in it, the manager tells me not to come back.

3. The big mistake that teddybear11127 made after getting fired was not putting that cone on her owner's head, like a unicorn.

I was a McDonald's manager and was already on thin ice for being lazy. So one of my friends comes in and orders a soft serve, so I make it the biggest fucking ice cream you've ever seen probably like 10 swirls and as I hand it over the owner of the store walks in...

4. So what's rumsfeldish supposed to do? Not slap hams? You gotta slap the hams.

Worked at a grocery store. Always slapped the hams when I walked passed. Management saw video told me to stop. I couldn't help it.

Nobody can resist hams.

5. User brineydeepbrineydeep lost his job to pay for another job (a boob job).

In college I worked for a small video production company for about three years. One day, with no warning, my boss calls me into his office, sits me down and proceeds to tell me that I was too skilled for the work I was doing and that he preferred quantity over quality. I was fired on the spot. Two weeks later my old co-worker told me that he over heard my former bosses wife state that that the money the company was saving by firing me was going to pay for her new boob job.

6. I,f like Dan_the_moto_man, you aren't quite sure if you got fired or not, you probably got fired. And also screwed over.

Not quite fired, but I lost my job when the small company (3 employees) I worked for went out of business. I had seen this coming for a while, so it wasn't much of a surprise.

I was surprised two weeks later when I saw the two guys I had worked with driving around in the company truck (with a new logo, but doing the same thing). Yeah, they told me they closed for business, and then opened back up a couple weeks later doing the same thing, just without me anymore.

7. Once goatonaboat started in with the night pizza, then everybody was going to want the night pizza, and you can't have that.

I worked at a backpacker lodge outside of my home country, for the two weeks I had the job it was great. Then I got fired for allowing some guests that had just come in at 4am to eat pizza in the sitting area. I was meant to unlock and set up the dining hall, which would've taken fucking forever at that time, and these guests were jetlagged and hungry. They didn't make any mess, but my boss came storming in and fired me on the spot.

8. Sounds like that conniving harpy Ann Landers was behind your firing, delightfuldylan.

One day I was feeling extra lazy at work so I sat down at the table in the break room and started reading 'Dear, Abby' in our newspaper. My boss walked by, saw me, and told me to go do something, I thought it'd be witty so I said "but I'm reading Dear Abby!!!"

He fired me on the spot.

9. Dawn_of_the_Dave was terminated just for being too impressionable.

I worked in the same building as an animal testing company. On my first day there was a protest outside and we were told not to speak to or engage with the protestors in any way. I don't know what happened but as I was coming back from lunch I got all swept up in the moment and accidentally joined the protest. They even gave me a placard and a cool hat. Apparently the conversation with the boss inside went like this "Has anyone seen Dave? (looks out of window) never mind...”

10. User inkykinky took their work home with them, much to their chagrin. (Chagrin means "diarrhea.")

I got fired from a café after I stayed home with severe food poisoning. I got the food poisoning by eating food at the café.

Don't be so dramatic.

11. Those books are for you and you only, green072410. Books are not meant to be shared. They're a single-use product, like a water bottle, or a diaper.

Years ago, I worked at Hastings (for those that don't know-Hastings is a book/movie/music store, they sell new & used items). I got fired for "misuse of the employee discount"-I admitted to Loss Prevention that I bought a book that both my mom & I wanted to read.

12. It makes sense why this person's account was deleted, because there's an army of greasy-faced kids and their parents on his tail.

I'm late to the party here but I was fired from Chuck E Cheese's for dressing up as Chuck and entering the main dining hall...without the head on. Needless to say, a lot of childhoods were ruined.

13. The customer service job maddkid53 held down was a great job, except for all of the customers.

I was fired from Kohl's for writing inappropriate comments on my void slips. When a customer does something stupid like wanting to add items after the sale has been completed, you have to void the sale, go back, and do it all over again. Super annoying. So on the void slip I would put the reason for the void at "fucking customer decided not to buy a shirt after they'd already bought it" or "stupid old lady wanted to add a candy bar after she'd already paid for everything."

I was pulled into the office one day, made to read all my slips out loud, and was terminated immediately.

14. For this story from Faith_in_Cheese to make sense, remember that 1) chips are what Australians call fries, and 2) they apparently cost thousands of dollars there.

Working at Red Rooster (Australian fast food) I was previously told that you could eat all the chips you want, as long as the customers couldn't see you. Fast forward a few months.

I get called in to the office, and it was basically explained to me very seriously that I had been caught on camera, STEALING FOUR SEPARATE CHIPS OVER A PERIOD OF A MONTH. Was basically given the option of quitting then and there or being fired.

Admit it. You'd lose your job for fries too.

15. _SPAM_, if burger chains are nothing else, they're a bastion of proper fashion.

I worked at Whataburger, a fast food restaurant chain, and was fired, on my first day in two hours, for not wearing black socks. I thought it was a joke, until the manager actually told me to go home.

​16. Miggy_Wiggy is still the same old G, but they were not responsible for that old G.

I once worked for canadian tire, at this particular canadian tire there was an elevator between the lower and upper level of the warehouse, this elevator is filled with profanity and graffiti up the wahzoo, one day my manager starts acting strangely around me, and then a few hours later they call me into the office and pull out a piece of paper from when they first hired me, they said "this G here when you wrote your name looks similar to the G used here in this new graffiti we found, now i know you're still young but you have to understand that this is unacceptable behaviour blah blah blah...."

17. This story from Top_Wop will confirm every soul-killing suspicion you ever had about what it's like to work in a car dealership.

Worked for a car dealership in the finance department. The place that finances your car, tries to sell you life insurance on the loan, useless warranties, etc. The owner calls me into his office and tells me "Top_Wop, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, but I'm gonna let you go. I love your work. Your paper work is the best I've ever seen. You dot all the i's, cross all the t's and do a great job. But you don't have that killer instinct. You know what I mean. Basically, you don't or won't screw people. And we all know you have to do that in this business". So I got fired for not being a prick. Go figure.

18. Why didn't you think positive, scisorkick? What's wrong with you? Sad about getting laid off?

Our store was going out of business and I was "Too negative about the store closing"

Turn that frown upside down! BTW you're fired.

 


16 Awkward Actor Interviews That Are Too Cringeworthy To Watch

16 Awkward Actor Interviews That Are Too Cringeworthy To Watch

 

Hollywood makes all possible accommodations to be certain that actors are usually shown in their best light. Red carpets, late-night and daytime talk shows, press junkets, promotional tours… The opportunities are endless for actors to promote their projects and themselves.

It takes a lot of physical and mental endurance to withstand a movie’s promotional tour. Blockbusters usually have worldwide premieres in different parts of the planet (which means lots of traveling), journalists are trying to make an impression with actors they don’t often see through a language barrier (which makes for strange interactions), and it is admittedly very hard to look excited while trying to find new ways to answer the same questions.

So it is not surprising that, even when everything seems right and the posed questions are not even that difficult to answer, some actors star to stray off of their charming personas, making for very uncomfortable moments that are sometimes hilarious but always awkward. The hours are long, the questions are repetitive, and the jetlag is real – actors are bound to “lose it” every now and then.

Get ready to blush. These are 16 Awkward Actor Interviews That Are Too Cringeworthy To Watch.

16. TOM CRUISE VS. MATT LAUER

A lot was going on with Tom Cruise in June of 2005. To hash it all out, the actor went to NBC’s Today Show to have a sit-down interview with Matt Lauer and talk about his marriage to Katie Holmes, his involvement with Scientology, and his new movie War of the Worlds, directed by Steven Spielberg.

Because Matt Lauer is a journalist, after giving ample space for War of the Worlds to be promoted, he decided to poke Tom Cruise with delicate questions about the actor’s views on mental health. The conversation quickly spun out of control and became extremely awkward as Cruise began to lecture Lauer in regards to his views on chemical imbalances and the use of drugs as supplements to treating those issues.

Twelve years later, Matt Lauer stated during an interview with Watch What Happens Live’s Andy Cohen that he likes Tom Cruise and that the two of them have a good relationship.

15. CARA DELEVIGNE FOR PAPER TOWNS

This Good Day Sacramento interview with Cara Delevigne to promote Paper Towns already started on the wrong foot as the host called the actress “Carla.”

Cara – not Carla – was clearly not as excited as the Good Day Sacramento hosts to have a spirited chat about her work in Paper Towns at 8:48 in the morning. The actress was also clearly thrown off by the first question posed to her, in which she was asked if she had even read the John Green novel that inspired the film. Conversely, it seems like Cara’s low daytime energy and sarcastic humor were irritating the hosts.

After a series of silly questions and sarcastic answers, the hosts called out Cara Delevigne for not being excited, which prompted the actress to jokingly defend herself, only to be called out again. It all went downhill there as the hosts suggested that she should drink a Red Bull and implied that she was best known for a cameo in a Taylor Swift music video. Cara’s team decided to just cut off the transmission.

14. THE FANTASTIC FOUR CAST

2015’s Fantastic Four was surrounded by production drama before and after its release, so it probably shouldn’t come as a surprise that the film’s promotional tour was also filled with awkward interviews and problematic moments.

The worst one of all happened in August of 2015, as Atlanta, GA radio personality Southside Steve interviewed Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, and Jamie Bell, and started out by questioning how it was possible for Michael – an African-American actor – and Kate – a Caucasian actress – to be portraying the Fantastic Four siblings Johnny and Sue Storm.

This matter had already been explained exhaustively by the production team behind 2015’s Fantastic Four: in this film the characters were adopted siblings. The question felt out of place not only because of the interviewer’s tone of voice, but also because it had been answered time and time again before.

13. SAD AFFLECK

Arguably the most well-known interview in the entire promotional campaign for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the “Sad Affleck” moment came from an otherwise harmless question posed by Yahoo Movies reporter Tom Butler.

Actors Ben Affleck (who played Batman) and Henry Cavill (who played Superman) sat down with Yahoo for one more interview about DCEU’s Batman v Superman and had probably been asked a million times that day about the mixed reviews the film was getting.

But while Cavill kept his cool and answered the question one more time, Affleck chose to just look down and remain quiet, creating one of the biggest memes of the summer of 2016 and yielding a series of videos zooming into the actor’s face while playing tragic songs in the background.

12. BAD AFFLECK

While the “Sad Affleck” moment was later explained as a misunderstanding, this 2004 Ben Affleck interview to promote the film Jersey Girl was just inexplicably awkward.

As Affleck sat down with Canadian TV host Anne-Marie Losique to promote his new movie, the reporter ended up on his lap for the entire duration – all five minutes – while the actor smelled her neck, hugged her waist, mimicked her accent, and complimented her physique.

Whether she was indeed interested or just nervous enough to not screw up an interview with an A-list actor, Anne-Marie Losique is seen seemingly reciprocating Ben Affleck’s advancements, which turned this interview into just five minutes of us watching them flirt with one another. Jersey Girl went on to make $36 million against a $35 million budget.

11. JESSE EISENBERG IS NOT AMUSED

Either Jesse Eisenberg enjoys flirting in an aggressively sarcastic way, or he was just flat-out fed up with interviewer Romina Puga, host of a show called Say My Name. One way or another, this Now You See Me interview is unbearably awkward.

It all starts as Romina Puga calls Morgan Freeman by just his last name, to which Jesse Eisenberg sarcastically replies: “Freeman? Are you on a baseball team with him?” The actor later comes back to it, saying, “don’t call Morgan Freeman ‘Freeman’ like you’re in a little league softball team with him.” He also says that Romina is “the Carrot Top of interviewers” meaning that she is “horrible.”

The interviewer later asks for Eisenberg to do a magic trick, and while he complies, he doesn’t seem very interested in entertaining her or even getting the trick right. What a mess of an interview!

10. MILA KUNIS IN RUSSIAN

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis – who, by the way, is Ukrainian – went to Moscow, Russia on behalf of Sony Pictures to conduct a press conference for their latest film at the time, 2011’s Friends With Benefits. And it was all perfectly normal until a Russian reporter decided to ask Timberlake, who is better known as a musician, why he is now in a movie.

“Well, what would you rather have him do?” replies Mila Kunis, in fluent Russian, not even giving Justin Timberlake a chance to catch up to the interaction through the translation going on inside his ear piece. The actress later adds, “What kind of question is that? Why are YOU here?” and the room erupts with laughter and applause.

The cringe-worthy and hilarious moment ends with Timberlake pointing to Kunis and naming the actress his bodyguard.

9. SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS NOT LAURENCE FISHBURNE

Not all actors are willing to stay quiet or graciously let interviewers off the hook for making a mistake.

During a 2014 interview with Samuel L. Jackson, KTLA reporter Sam Rubin started out by asking the actor about his Super Bowl commercial, which at the time made it obvious that he had just confused Jackson with actor Laurence Fishburne, who had done a The Matrix-inspired advertisement for a car manufacturer.

Samuel L. Jackson was not pleased, and while he did talk Robocop – the film he was there to promote – he did not let Sam Rubin off the hook, repeating several times that he was not Laurence Fishburne and that it was absurd for a Hollywood reporter to make such a problematic mistake.

The interaction became one of the most awkward interviews in the history of entertainment media.

8. ROBERT PATTINSON HAS NO TIME

It is very widely reported that, by the second movie, Robert Pattinson was just about done with the Twilight franchise, and kept doing it solely for the money and exposure.

In an interview to promote The Twilight Saga: New Moon – the second film in the franchise – with Ryan Seacrest, Robert Pattinson went in with a publicist who seemed impatient from the very moment they walked in, mouthing that the actor only had time for two questions.

As Ryan Seacrest decided to ask a third question (and to make it worse, it was about Pattinson’s co-star Kristen Stewart), the actor’s publicist just flat-out shut down the interview and created an extremely awkward situation for everyone involved. Robert Pattinson walked out as gracefully as he could, but Seacrest made his feelings loud and clear.

7. ROBERT DOWNEY JR. WALKS OUT

Channel 4 reporter Krishnan Guru-Murthy has a history of pissing off A-list Hollywood talent with existential and sociological questions during interviews that are simply meant to promote a film.

One of those cases happened with actor Robert Downey Jr. in 2015 during a press tour for Marvel Studios’ Avengers: Age of Ultron, in which the actor reprised his role as Iron Man. Guru-Murthy was trying to compare the character of Tony Stark to RDJ himself, drawing a parallel by saying that both of them had become more likable personalities with time.

This conversation eventually brought up RDJ’s issues of the past (drug abuse, incarceration, and all), which made the actor extremely uneasy since the purpose of the interview was to simply promote the new Avengers film.

To be fair, a clearly uncomfortable Robert Downey Jr. sat there and deflected the reporter’s questions for about four minutes, but the actor eventually decided that he had heard enough and awkwardly walked out of the interview before its 7-minute mark.

6. VIN DIESEL HITS ON REPORTER

It is anyone’s guess whether Vin Diesel was 100% sober in this xXx: Return of Xander Cage interview in Brazil with YouTuber Carol Moreira, but the fact of the matter is that the actor seemed to be clearly infatuated with the interviewer – to the point that he couldn’t focus on simply answering the questions in a professional manner.

The interview becomes incredibly awkward when one comes to the realization that Carol is just being nice to an extremely famous actor, trying very hard to get back on topic and at the same time not further Vin Diesel’s advances. This interaction made huge headlines in Brazil, both among people defending Carol and people criticizing her for taking Diesel’s flirtation too seriously.

An older interview of Carol Moreira with actor Jason Momoa – DCEU’s Aquaman – resurfaced after this Vin Diesel controversy. In it, the interviewer humorously sits on Momoa’s lap as a Game of Thrones joke in regards to “sitting on the Iron Throne.”

5. QUENTIN TARANTINO GETS REALLY UPSET

The other infamous interview with Channel 4’s Krishnan Guru-Murthy was in 2013, as the reporter sat down with Quentin Tarantino to talk about Django Unchained.

Once again, Guru-Murthy was not satisfied with simply talking about Tarantino’s career and Django Unchained by itself, and started to press the director to talk about his views in regards to world violence (as a general concept) and the responsibility cinema has to it.

Much like Robert Downey Jr., Tarantino felt like his points of view about the subject at hand had already been explored time and time again. He got very angry as Krishnan Guru-Murthy kept pushing him to talk about things he was trying to move on from.

“I’m shutting your butt down!” an angry Quentin Tarantino said to Krishnan Guru-Murthy. It’s so awkward!

4. WHAT IS WRONG WITH JOAQUIN PHOENIX?

Joaquin Phoenix went to David Letterman – who was still host of CBS’ Late Show – in 2009 to promote his most work, the film Two Lovers. All perfectly normal – except that when the actor walked out, he sported a huge beard and sunglasses, and acted as if he had completely lost his mind or was under the influence.

After nearly nine minutes of Phoenix saying the strangest things – such as claiming he was quitting acting to focus on hip hop – and awkwardly reacting to the room’s laughter and applause, Letterman decided to let the actor off the hook and graciously ended the interview.

It was later discovered that Joaquin Phoenix had not gone crazy, but was simply method acting for his role in Casey Affleck’s 2010 mockumentary I’m Still Here, in which Phoenix played an alternative version of himself.

3. CHARLIE SHEEN IS BI-WINNING

Charlie Sheen’s infamous 2011 Good Morning America interview – in which he was theoretically trying to prove that his exit from Two and a Half Men had nothing to do with his drug problems and outlandish behavior – will probably not be forgotten anytime soon.

This interview famously introduced to popular culture the terms “bi-winning” and “tiger blood,” and was just the first of a series of bizarrely awkward moments from Charlie Sheen in 2011. The interview later aired with another segment in which the actor introduced two women he was in a relationship with, whom he called his “goddesses”.

Sadly, these awkward and funny interviews resulted in a career landslide for Charlie Sheen. Things got even more personal in 2015, as the actor went to the Today Show to reveal that he had contracted HIV.

2. MORGAN FREEMAN TAKES NAPS

The Now You See Me press tour was undoubtedly full of memorably awkward moments.

In an interview with Q13 Fox, actors Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman were supposed to promote their new movie, Now You See Me… but it turns out that only Michael Caine spoke. Why? Well, it seems like Morgan Freeman was very sleepy – it was early in the morning, after all! – and decided to take power naps between questions.

Morgan Freeman was clearly not just resting his sight. At times, his head even fell to his chest, which is a pretty affirmative sign that one is falling asleep. Thankfully, Now You See Me did just fine without Freeman’s endorsement, and it even spun a sequel three years later (with Morgan Freeman in the cast!).

1. TOM HARDY’S SEXUALITY IS NOT UP FOR QUESTIONING

In a press junket for the 2015 film Legend, a reporter from an LGBTQ publication decided to ask Tom Hardy if he thought that it was hard for celebrities to talk about their sexualities, mentioning an interview from Attitude Magazinewith actor that prompted this reporter to think that Hardy’s sexuality was “ambiguous.”

Tom Hardy did not waste any time shutting down this line of questioning. The interaction becomes so awkward that the reporter just says “thank you” and stops talking altogether. To be fair, the actor has never seemed too fond of doing interviews, so it’s not surprising that he didn’t waste much time shutting down a problematic question as it was posed to him.

After the interaction was done, the press junket moved on by completely dismissing the awkward question that Tom Hardy had just brushed off.


People Share The 'Silliest Reasons' They Had To Stop In The Middle Of Sex

People Share The 'Silliest Reasons' They Had To Stop In The Middle Of Sex

 

There's probably no worse time to say "hold on one minute please!" than mid-coitus. Interrupted sexual situations almost always give way to awkwardness and hilarity. Which might be why user Checks_Gone_Wild recently posed this question to the fornicators of Reddit: What's the silliest reason you've had to stop in the middle of having sex?

Redditors came through with a range of scenarios even more awkward and bizarre than you could possibly imagine, and here are our favorites. So buckle up, folks. It's going to be an arousing, and frustrating, ride.

1. Blame it on the cock-cock-cock-cock-cock-cockatiel, c/o Prisons:

My boyfriends pet cockatiel started to sing 'Happy and you know it' and wolf whistle.. while watching us.

2. Coffeeandscribe might never have sex, or noodles, again:

We had been going at it for awhile so my legs were pretty tired. I told my boyfriend while we we're switching positions that my legs made me feel like a noodle, and in his sexiest, not at all trying to be funny voice, he goes: "yeah? Well you're a tight little noodle". He was furious with himself for saying it after I couldn't stop laughing long enough to continue.

3. Pour some sugar on sarahdactyl1026's BF:

My diabetic boyfriends blood sugar dropped. He just stopped and yelled "JUICE!!!"

Edit: To the butt hurt, he was laughing throughout the entire ordeal. I want you to try and not laugh when your partner screams "Juice" as he's about to climax.

4. TheManicMonocle committed to the look:

I thought it would be funny to wear my prescription monocle to bed and she didn't notice till halfway through

5. BMoreBeowulf and the Holy Sex Fail:

My wife and I were going doggy style and I kind of swept her legs out so we were doing it with her on her stomach. She immediately yelled out "remooove the suppoooorts" a la the witch weighing scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It took us 30 minutes before we started again because we were laughing so hard.

6. thehamslammer came down with a case of the clapper:

I have a clapper light and the sound of balls on butt cheek turned the bedside lamp on... we promptly resumed after some hysterics.

7. captainmagictrousers didn't end up getting his wood pecked:

She left her music on "shuffle all", which worked fine, until the Woody Woodpecker theme song came on.

8. And on his farm were two strangers doing it, E-I-E-I-Ohhh, c/o ColdBeef:

The farmer who's field we were parked in showed up and we had to make a run for it.

9. The-Spaceman didn't cometh:

She was on top going cowgirl when all of the sudden she stops and looks down at me with a concerned look on her face. I immediately asked what was wrong very much concerned I had hurt her or she had hurt herself. She says "I have to fart." So I told her to do it. It vibrated my balls. We couldn't continue because we were laughing too much.

10. ProfessaK wasn't about to let a "bang!" stop his banging:

A tree (big branch?) fell onto a car in our street. Admittedly I kept going but she wanted to see what was going on

11. A three-way even a guy would turn down, via Brewsleroy:

Wife was pregnant, baby kicked me in the stomach. She thought it was hilarious, me not so much.

12. derekmaelstrom was feeling the burn:

It started to burn....really bad. Turns out my boyfriend at the time hadn't washed his hands after we had made jalapeno poppers earlier that night. It was an inferno down there.

13. ispeakdatruf speaks da truf, does not have a wife:

I lived in a 2-story house, which was quite old. It had piped steam heating, and one of the issues was that when the heat came on, the pipes expanded(?), causing a weird knocking sound, as if someone was walking in high heels. My bedroom was in the lower floor, and the living room (and entrance) above.

One night I had a girl that I had recently met over and it was her first time at my place. It was late, we were getting frisky, then started doing it. She was on top, riding away. I was having a good time, to say the least. Unbeknownst to me, the heat had come on. So suddenly the knocking starts, and she gets this horrified look on her face, hastily gets up and starts getting dressed. I was so used to the knocking that it didn't even register anymore.

So I'm like, "what happened? What did I do??"

And she replied, "Your wife is here! I heard her walk in upstairs!!"

And I'm like.. what wife? I live alone!

Soon it dawned on me what had happened, and we both had a good laugh.

14. ffemtinpa couldn't do it, buddy:

Wife finished and was waiting for me to finish. Heat of the moment and close to finishing she looks at me and says "you can do it buddy." That was the end of it and was like a deflated balloon how fast it went down. Still joke about it.....outside of the bedroom of course.

15. spaghatta111 learned a hard lesson the soft way:

We knocked over an open bottle of red wine and it started spilling on the white carpet.

He stops and starts scrubbing it

"OH SHIT! MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME!"

He was 30 years old. Apparently it was his dad's house

16. holabola0000 got slammed but not in the fun way:

Was in her bed for the first time. The sides of her bed frame rose up and were on the same level as the bed. Flash to love making, I'm half standing going to town, when I reposition my foot on the covers. Turns out that was actually the frame, and I slip, fall off the bed and slam my head on the wall.

I didn't get a nut, but I did get a concussion.

17. This one is not for the squeamish:

Her dog kept trying to lick my butthole.

In conclusion: never have sex, people. Just don't even bother.


19 Times Matching With Someone On Tinder Got Awkward

19 Times Matching With Someone On Tinder Got Awkward

 

 


36 OF THE MOST AWKWARD LOOKING WEAPONS

36 OF THE MOST AWKWARD LOOKING WEAPONS


16 Of The Most Awkward Things Witnessed In A School Classroom

16 Of The Most Awkward Things Witnessed In A School Classroom

Schools are jam-packed with awkward situations, but these ones might take the cake.


Parents Read Their Daughters’ Tinder Messages Aloud And It Got Awkward Very Quickly

Parents Read Their Daughters’ Tinder Messages Aloud And It Got Awkward Very Quickly

 

The video below features a bunch of gals letting their parents read some of the messages they have received. Let’s just say that one of the messages includes a line about balls dragging across a face. You know, friendly conversation.

Check out the awkward video below.

Shoutout to that dad who has the best delivery when he says, “P.S. your butt is hot. I like that.” Man, that dude is incredible.

Now plenty of people have suggested a video be made where parents read the Tinder messages that their son has sent out — now that would be one video where mom and dad would be pretty damn shocked.  And probably disgusted.


16 All Too Awkward Moments Immortalized By The Internet

16 All Too Awkward Moments Immortalized By The Internet

 

Awkwardness usually strikes at the worst of times in the most public of places. Sometimes a situation can be so awkward that it even makes those who witness it uncomfortable. Being adorably awkward is an underrated talent that only a few can accomplish. Typically, what is intended to be quirky and cute comes off as completely unacceptable and extremely invasive. Trust me, I know this firsthand. But the worst of all awkward things is when the cringiness is captured on the internet for all of humanity to witness until the end of time. I present to you, the winners of the Most Awkward Awards.

1. Reading the post before commenting would be a good idea.

viareddit / SandyJ8

2. Getting called out on your fake beard has got to be rock bottom.

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3. As anyone who has ever taken public transit can testify, this is awkward AF.

viaImgur / fiveevif

4. Baby or lasagna? Is there really a big difference?

viareddit / EggDunk
I feel bad for the sucker in #7.

5. CONTEXT, PEOPLE.

viareddit / Ask_Threadit

6. I don't know if it gets any worse than assisting someone in blocking you.

viareddit / ender278

7. Trust me honey, ain't nobody crazy enough to go near this poor fellow while you're still in the picture.

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8. I did not see that coming.

viareddit / Belle-de-Jour
#12 is just blatant favoritism.

9. Well, that backfired.

viareddit / totf_joe

10. Chill out.

viaImgur

11. Try getting a date after this ad runs.

viareddit / tr_morrison

12. Apparently, Uncle Bobby has a favorite.

viareddit / UnfairCat
#15 takes hover hands to another level of awkward.

13. He's really keeping tabs on that profile.

viareddit

14. If you need to make your prom photo poses a little more awkward, add a chicken.

15. Those hands are hovering so hard.

In case you were wondering, THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS!

viaImgur

16. That joke is funny, but probably not to that guy.

viaInstagram / @ayynacho

15 Controversial Indie Movies with Disturbing Incest Plots

15 Controversial Indie Movies with Disturbing Incest Plots

Incest is a touchy subject, one not typically addressed in mainstream cinema. Independent films, however, tend to explore more gritty subject matter and shed light on a world not typically seen in Hollywood films, in large part because the financing for these films isn't tied to shareholder interests. This is, perhaps, why we see incest in independent cinema far more often than in studio productions.

The movies about incest on this list, minus two with unsimulated sex, aren't as obscene or sexually explicit as incest in the foreign film circuit. French and South Korean provocateurs, for example, working outside the puritanical constraints of the MPAA rating system, produce depictions of incest in films like Moebius and Ma Mere that might make you squirm. In American indie films with incest, the act tends to happen behind closed doors, letting the viewer fill in the blanks with their own imagination.

 


AWKWARD MOMENTS ON LIVE TV

AWKWARD MOMENTS ON LIVE TV

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