UFC FIGHTER DERRICK LEWIS CATCHES PREGNANT WOMAN SNORTING COCAINE AT ASTROS GAME – SHE’S PARTYING FOR 2 NOW!

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My mother did cocaine almost every day whilst she was pregnant with me and I’m f**king fine you f**king awesome c*nts! WOOOOOOO! Sweating up a storm as I write this for some reason. Need some gum. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the woman was videoed by an Ultimate Fighting Championship fighter who happened to be standing next to her in the crowd. Maybe it’s just crushed up prenatal vitamins. What do you think?

UFC FIGHTER DERRICK LEWIS CATCHES PREGNANT WOMAN SNORTING COCAINE AT ASTROS GAME – SHE’S PARTYING FOR 2 NOW!


8 Children Of Serial Killers

1. The son who unknowingly played a part in his father's crimes

Matthew Ridgway, the son of Green River Killer Gary Ridgway, unwittingly played a part in his father's crimes. The serial killer told investigators he sometimes showed victims the boy's picture or his room to put them at ease before killing them.

The younger Ridgway remembers his father as a relaxed man who never yelled and who took him camping, taught him to play baseball and always showed up for school concerts and soccer practices. However, during the years when father and son were enjoying a seemingly idyllic bond, Gary was terrorizing women and dumping their bodies in deserted areas. In July 1982, he picked up a woman with his son in the car, killed her in a nearby woods, and then told the boy the woman had decided to walk home. Another time, he had sex with the dead body of one of his victims while Matthew slept in his truck about 30 feet away.

Matthew remembered none of this and said his father, who was sentenced to life in prison for killing 48 women between 1982 and 1998, never talked to him about girls, prostitutes or the Green River killings. He never used racial slurs and he rarely ever argued with Matthew's mother, Marsha.

Matthew, who's now married and lives in California, had no idea his father was anything more than a regular dad. Even as late as 2001, Gary Ridgway was still trying to make his son laugh, "like I (was a) kid again." (Source | Photo)

2.  The killer who committed his crimes with his son at his side

Joseph Kallinger murdered three people and tortured four families. He committed these crimes with his 13-year-old son Michael.

The senior Kallinger had a rough life from the very beginning. Soon after birth, he was placed in a foster home after his father abandoned his mother. He was abused by both his foster parents so severely that, at age six, he suffered a hernia inflicted by his foster father. Some of the punishments Kallinger endured included kneeling on jagged rocks, being locked inside closets, consuming excrement, committing self-injury, being burned with irons, being whipped with belts, and being starved.

He married twice and had a total of seven children. He was extremely abusive towards them and often inflicted the same punishments on them that he had suffered at the hands of his foster parents. He was arrested and imprisoned in 1972 on child abuse charges after three of his children went to the police. While in jail, he was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. State psychiatrists recommended that he be supervised when with his family. The children later recanted their allegations, but two years later, Kallinger's son, Joseph, Jr., was drowned by Joseph Sr. and Michael.

In July 1974, father and son went on a six-week crime spree spanning Philadelphia, Baltimore, and New Jersey. They robbed, assaulted, and sexually abused four families. They also murdered three people, gaining entrance to each house by pretending to be salesmen. On January 8, 1975, they committed another robbery/assault in Leonia, New Jersey, killing 21-year-old nurse Maria Fasching, who entered the house to check on a bed-ridden family member.

Police began investigating Kallinger after eyewitness testimony revealed that he and his son had been seen in the area. They were soon arrested on kidnapping, rape and murder charges.

Kallinger was sentenced to life in prison on October 14, 1976. Michael, meanwhile, was judged to be under his father's control and was sentenced to a reformatory. Upon his release at 21, he moved out of state and changed his name.

Joseph Kallinger died of an epileptic seizure on March 26, 1996. (Source | Photo)

3.  The son of Russia's most notorious serial killer who was arrested for attempted murder

In 2009, Yury Odnacheva, the son of Andrei Chikatilo, Russia's most notorious serial killer, was arrested in Ukraine on attempted murder charges.

Odnacheva, then 39, was detained in the city of Kharkov after allegedly stabbing an acquaintance. Police said that the two men were there on business when they took a break and went to the toilet. It was then that Odnacheva, who changed his surname some years ago, pulled out a knife and stabbed his 30-year-old companion in the stomach several times.

The injured man managed to get to his car and drive to a local market, where an ambulance was called. He spent time in the ICU, but quickly responded to treatment and has since recovered.

Odnacheva, who was earlier convicted of theft and extortion, denied the charges, saying that the victim stole his car and then "got into a scrape somewhere."

Chikatilo was executed in 1994 for the murders of 52 people, many of them children. (Source |Photo)

4.  The serial killer's daughter who became an advocate for the relatives of murderers

In 1995, serial killer Keith Jesperson was sentenced to spend the rest of his life in prison. His daughter Melissa Moore, who now has children of her own, still struggles with navigating the traumatic aftermath of her father's sadistic past.

Moore, now 36, is the daughter of the man who became known in the ‘90s as the “Happy Face Killer.” Jesperson earned that moniker for the smiley face drawings he included on his confession letters, in which he bragged about killing eight women in a spree that began in 1990, the same year his divorce from Moore's mother was finalized. The long-haul truck driver carried out the murders over the course of five years and went undetected until he turned himself in.

Moore was a high school student when her mother told her that her father was in jail for murder. She kept his horrible past a secret for years and hid her identity.

When she was 21, she met future husband Sam Moore and finally revealed to him who her father was. Sam said he wasn't concerned. Since then, Moore has decided to share her story with the world. She wrote a book entitled, “Shattered Silence: The Untold Story of a Serial Killer's Daughter" and became an advocate for the relatives of murderers—people like herself who are searching for understanding and comfort from someone who has been through the same experience.

Moore and her husband have decided to keep their distance from Jesperson and haven't seen him in about a decade. However, he continues to send letters that she doesn't read. She said of her father, “I can forgive my dad for being arrested. I can forgive him for not being there (and) not being the dad I wanted, but I cannot forgive the crimes he committed.” (Source | Photo)

5.  The counselor whose father was one half of a serial killing couple

Jenn Carson's father, Michael Carson, along with his second wife, Suzan, were known in the early 1980s as the San Francisco "witch" killers. They are responsible for the murders of three people between 1982 and 1983 in northern California.

"When I was a little girl, my father was a stay-at-home dad," Carson says. "Both of my parents are well-educated, articulate and professional. But my father began to change in his 20s. My mother noticed it and tried to get people to pay attention, but they didn't. After they divorced, we went on the run, moving every six months or so while my mother took low-paying jobs that kept us below the radar."

After her father remarried, he and Suzan got involved with drugs. They supposedly had a "vision" that they should change their last name to Bear, become Muslims and destroy "witches" whom they deemed to be evil.

After their arrest in 1983, they held a news conference confessing to murders including those of Karen Barnes, who was stabbed to death in her home in Haight-Ashbury, Clark Stephens, who was murdered and mutilated in Humboldt County and John Hillyar, who was murdered while hitchhiking in Napa Valley.

A year later, the Carsons were convicted of one murder and sentenced to 25 years to life in prison. Later, they were convicted of two other murders and given an additional 50 years to life. Jenn was just ten years old at the time.

Now in her early 40s, she works as a child and adolescent counselor, often helping children whose parents have been sent to prison. "Like anything traumatic, it either shatters you, or it makes you stronger," says Jenn, who lives in Chandler. "It hasn't been easy. I struggled as a teenager with depression and an eating disorder. But I overcame that. Homicide didn't change my life; it shaped my life." (Source)

6.  The daughter of a serial killer who wants to become a criminologist so she can clear her father's name

The wife and daughter of Russian serial killer Mikhail Popkov believe he is innocent, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Popkov, 51, is a former police officer who tortured and killed 22 women, allegedly because he wanted to "cleanse" the streets of prostitutes, though his victims are not believed to have been sex workers. His nickname—"The Werewolf"—comes from the brutality his rapes and murders. One source who heard evidence at his trial said, "The bodies of many victims were found in strange poses because he raped them in abnormal ways."

The couple's daughter Ekaterina (Katya), 27, a math teacher, insists she is still her "daddy's girl." She said, "For 25 years we were together, hand in hand. We walked together, rode bikes, went to the shops, and he met me from school. We both collect model cars, so we have the same hobby."

Since Popkov's trial, both mother and daughter have left Angarsk—the town where the murders occurred—and have stopped visiting him, but that doesn't mean they are any less devoted to the killer. Ekaterina wants to study criminology in hopes of clearing her father's name.

"I read a book with tips of how investigators catch serial killers, and there were also basic classifications [about murderers]. Daddy doesn't fit any of these classifications—he doesn't look like some maniac." (Source)

7.  The serial killer's daughter who criticized a famous author

In 2014, Kerri Rawson, the daughter of BTK serial killer Dennis Rader, broke the family's nine-year silence after author Stephen King wrote a short story inspired by his crimes, which was turned into a movie called "A Good Marriage.” She was critical of the author's intentions and let him know it online.

The vile nature of her father's crimes shocked Kerri and her family. He murdered two children—10 people all together—and took trophies.

“This was personal,” she said, “in a way that nobody else can understand. I had had enough. I had stayed quiet for all those years after my dad's arrest. Wondering when somebody's going to come knocking on my door with a camera. And all of a sudden this famous writer is talking on television about my family. I just had enough and decided to finally say something and stick up for my mom.”

Rawson received backlash on social media for criticizing King. But, in a way, the experience was cathartic. After nine years of silence, Rawson feels "like I can talk about this openly and not have to hide. Talking about it felt like a huge release, like finally letting the air out of the bag.”

King responded to Rawson's concerns in a polite e-mail to the Associated Press. She needn't worry, he wrote. The character depicting Rader in “A Good Marriage” is a banal little man; the story is really about a brave and determined woman—her mother. (Source | Photo)

8.  The mother and son who murdered four people for financial gain

Kenny Kimes and his mother, con artist Sante Kimes, jointly murdered lawyer Elmer Golmgren, banker Sayed Bilal Ahmed and businessman David Kazdin for financial gain.

Kimes was raised by his half-brother in Hawaii. During that time, his parents, Kenneth, Sr. and Sante, traveled the country committing high-stakes heists. They were also put in jail for slavery after importing girls from the streets of Mexico and keeping them locked up in their homes.

After his father had died, Kenny embarked on a vicious crime spree with his mother that included the three murders. Mother and son also murdered 83-year-old socialite Irene Silverman in her Upper East Side New York apartment in July 1998. Posing as renters, they gained access to her residence, intending to tell servants that Silverman had sold Sante the apartment before leaving on a long European vacation.

The Kimes' were arrested in New York on an unrelated warrant for passing a bad check and found were carrying Silverman's passport. They were tried and convicted of murder in 2000—Sante was sentenced to 120 years, and Kenny received 125. (Source)

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Teen Threatens To Shoot Up School After Students Refuse To Send Nude Pics

In Pocatello, Idaho, a 15-year-old boy is in custody for allegedly threatening to shoot up his high school after female students refused to send him nude photos.

The unnamed student sent Highland High School into temporary lockdown Wednesday after he allegedly sent threatening text messages that surfaced on social media. According to KIDK, the student was arrested on charges of threatening violence at a school and telephone harassment. The local Fox News affiliate posted screenshots of the student’s incriminating texts:

The texts laid out the student’s alleged plan of shooting  female students before killing himself in the school weight room. The student receiving the texts tried to talk the suspect out of it.

“This,” the friend texted, “over freaking nudes? Dude.”

“Some kid who was having attention problems with specifically the cheerleaders didn’t get nudes,” another student, Isaac Gomez, told KPVI. “He was asking for some inappropriate things.”

The suspect apparently has a history of disturbing behavior, especially when it comes to using social media. The teen was known to harass female students via Twitter and make racist remarks, even threats against President Obama.

Although little is known about the boy’s mental state, this incident is another example of how internalized misogyny and male entitlement regarding sex with women can rear its head in horrifying and alarming ways. Teen girls suffering violence or threats of violence after rejecting a boy’s example is, sadly, nothing new. In 2014, 16-year-old Maren Sanchez was stabbed to death by a classmate after turning down his prom invitation.

Suspect who caused school lockdown is in custody

Update 10/08/15 6:10 p.m.: The Pocatello/Chubbuck School District and Pocatello Police Department worked in partnership to investigate a threat of harm to a student or students. The threat was posted on social media and was reported to school officials this morning.

The District and Police Department have completed their investigation. A suspect is in custody and is being held in the juvenile detention center.

 

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Teen Threatens To Shoot Up School After Students Refuse To Send Nude Pics


Dad Builds His Son A Dinosaur!

"After taking my kids to see the movie Jurassic Park my son mentioned how cool it would be to ride a dinosaur.. I couldn't agree more.. So I built this Drill powered 10ft tall 15ft long mechanical T- Rex..."

Dad Builds His Son A Dinosaur!


25 Parents Whose Baby Naming Privileges Should Be Revoked

Oh no, the other kids aren't ever going to pick on these poor suckers in school. Nope, never.

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American Kids Tried Dinners From Around The World And Their Reactions Were Next Level

American kids try dinners from around the world. You guessed it: The kids were ~very~ opinionated.

Kicking things off with Hawaii… Most were pretty eager to dive right in, especially this enthusiastic little guy.

Kicking things off with Hawaii... Most were pretty eager to dive right in, especially this enthusiastic little guy.

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On to Colombia…and BARFING. Guess he wasn’t a fan of the pork belly.

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And Russia just caught all kinda feelings from this guy.

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This brother and sister duo were NOT too fond of Spain’s offering…

…because let’s face it: No child wants to eat a bunny rabbit.

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At least Israel got the kiddos ~really~ jazzed. And LETTUCE was a hit! LETTUCE WAS A HIT, Y’ALL!

At least Israel got the kiddos ~really~ jazzed. And LETTUCE was a hit! LETTUCE WAS A HIT, Y'ALL!

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Off to China…where things got a little fishy:

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And this cutie-pie was so over it.

And this cutie-pie was so over it.

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But when in doubt, just feed them eyeballs!

But when in doubt, just feed them eyeballs!

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10 INSANE Banned Childrens Toys - If You Eat A Toy, You Should Get Banned

 

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How about KEEP OUT OF REACH OF DUMB KIDS sign?

I still find the Magnetix in odd metal places every couple years. Attached to the underside of my bed, underside of the old fridge...I personally owned (they were for my kids) a few of these toys. Did anyone else?

10 INSANE Banned Childrens Toys - If You Eat A Toy, You Should Get Banned


10 Weirdest Stories Of Parents Who Forgot Their Children

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The mother who forgot her baby strapped in a car seat in a shopping cart

If you've ever shopped online, you've probably received a friendly reminder that your shopping cart is empty. A two-month-old baby from Gilbert, Arizona probably should have worn a sign to remind its mom to make sure her shopping cart was empty.

Two hairstylists found the baby in the cart, still strapped in the car seat. Miranda Asadoorian was working in her salon when a customer asked her about a baby in a shopping cart outside her door in 100° heat.

Police later found the mom and her two other kids shopping at a nearby grocery store. She told cops she forgot to put the infant in the car when she was leaving. It took her about 40 minutes to figure out she was missing someone or something. Cops won't charge her, though. Apparently, "no harm, no foul" is the motto of the state of Arizona. (Source)

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The family who drove 90 miles before realizing they left their toddler at a rest stop

In August 2015, a family on their way to a vacation spot in the south of France drove 93 miles before discovering they had left their three-year-old daughter behind at a rest stop along the way.

Other rest stop patrons found the toddler. The helpful strangers waited with the girl for her parents to return. When nobody came to get her, they called the police. Authorities then broadcast an alert on the radio, hoping to reach the child's parents.

They were in luck. 45 minutes later, the parents heard the alert regarding their daughter. They contacted police and immediately drove back to the rest stop.

The family was reunited about two hours later. (Source)

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The baby who floated out to sea in an inflatable toy after her sunbathing parents forgot about her

In July 2015, a 10-month-old baby floated nearly a mile out to sea after her parents completely forgot she was still in the water. Little Melda Ilgin was left all alone in an inflatable raft while the rest of her family sunbathed on a beach in Turkey. By the time they realized what had happened, it was already too late to swim out and rescue the little girl. The strong ocean current had swept her far, far away.

This family's forgetfulness almost led to tragedy. Thankfully, the Turkish Coast Guard was dispatched and plucked her from the waves. Melda's parents were extremely lucky the raft did not capsize or get sucked under by the current. (Source)

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The parents who forgot their 4-year-old at the airport

In 2008, the staff at Ben Gurion Airport in Israel found a four-year-old girl alone in a duty-free shop after her parents accidentally left without her. They had boarded a flight to Paris with just four of their five children.

The girl's parents were sitting in different parts of the aircraft and did not realize their mistake until the captain informed them after take off. Thankfully, the little girl was able to give her name to officials, and an adult later accompanied her on the next flight to Paris.

The ultra-Orthodox family, who were emigrating to France, were late for their flight and carrying a large amount of luggage. Each parent thought the girl was with the other, but she was instead wandering around the airport's duty-free area in tears. (Source)

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The father who boarded a train and forgot his daughter in the parking lot

The father who boarded a train and forgot his daughter in the parking lot

On May 13, 2015, a father in Massachusetts made a frantic 911 call to report he accidentally left his baby in his car after he boarded a train. He told the dispatcher he forgot his 1-year-old daughter in the back seat of his car, which was parked at the train station in the town of Quincy, Massachusetts.

“I left my 1-year-old baby in my SUV by accident this morning,” the frantic father said to the dispatcher. “I am on my way back to the station now.”

Quincy officials found the car in the parking lot and rescued the baby. The little girl had been locked inside for about 35 minutes. Quincy Police Capt. John Dougan said the child was unharmed, and the man would not be charged.

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The drunk dad who forgot he left his 3-year-old daughter at Subway until the following day

The drunk dad who forgot he left his 3-year-old daughter at Subway until the following day

A Long Island dad got so drunk that he left his 3-year-old daughter in a Subway sandwich shop in Harlem during a Saturday night binge. He didn't realize it until the next morning when the child's mother asked him where their little girl was.

Stanley Frederique, 34, a nurse's assistant from Elmont, abandoned his daughter, Nataleigh, in the fast-food eatery on Saint Nicholas Avenue at around 11:30 p.m. The little girl, wearing a blue polka-dot dress and pink leggings, was spotted on surveillance video happily skipping on the sidewalk outside the shop. She holding her father's hand just moments before he brought her inside, where he bought her a turkey sub—and headed for the door.

Witnesses said the panicked child tried to run after him, but he screamed at her to stay. After about 20 minutes, the youngster caught the attention of a customer, Michaela Warnsley, who happens to be a child welfare worker. “I asked her, 'Where's your mommy and daddy?' and she pointed to the [street] corner,'' Warnsley said. He then walked the child to a police station.

Her father realized what he'd done only after he called the child's mother, Marleana Neeper, who asked him where their daughter was. He had no idea. He went to police and claimed he had simply lost his little girl, but he was charged with child abandonment and reckless endangerment. (Source)

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The mom who drove off with her baby on her car roof

19-year-old Catalina Clouser from Phoenix, Arizona, was arrested in 2012 for leaving her 2-month-old child on top of her car while under the influence of marijuana. She drove for 12 miles with her baby on the roof of her car. By the time she realized what had happened, the baby had already toppled off. Thankfully, he was found in his baby seat unharmed. Clouser was sentenced to 16 months probation and three months of deferred jail time. (Source)

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The man who was robbed at gunpoint and ran away, leaving his 3-year-old daughter behind

People say you can never know how you are going to react to a stressful situation. This dad's actions during a robbery certainly won't win him any awards for "Father of the Year."

In the video below, a man was robbed at gunpoint near what appears to be his home. He is walking with his 3-year-old daughter at his side. Before he can unlock the door, he is approached by the alleged gunman. Even though the criminal does not point the gun directly at him, it is clearly visible in his right hand.

It also appears that the robber had a little help from an accomplice, who was waiting for him outside of the fenced-in area. He also steps in to confront the man.

The victim ran away the first chance that he got. However, instead of picking up his daughter and running with her (or finding some other way to protect her), he left her behind. The men initially gave chase but decided to get inside the home instead. They tried to open the door but soon realized that it was locked and headed away from it. The footage ends there.

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The shoplifting moms who got away with nearly $500 in goods and left their children behind

They grabbed everything but their kids. Two accused thieves are on the lam after they walked off with a shopping cart loaded with $476 worth of food and other goods from a Florida supermarket. However, they left a pair of 11-year-old girls behind.

Jessica Barker, 31, and Kristen Grodetz, 25, both from Lee County, have yet to turn themselves in to police or pick up their children, even after the Osceola County Sheriff's Office called one of the women to come get her kids.

Both Barker and Grodetz were confronted by an employee at a Publix supermarket near Disney World in Celebration, Florida. They left with the goods and a 3-year-old child. "They just walked out and said they would be back, but never returned," Osceola County Sheriff's spokeswoman Twis Lizasuain said.

When cops called one of the women using a phone number provided by the two girls left behind, the alleged shoplifter said she'd come back to get the children but never did. They are being cared by the Department of Children and Family Services. (Source)

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The mother who forgot her infant in the midst of a donut crawl

When embarking on a quest, one must often make sacrifices. For one San Diego woman, that quest was for a perfect donut, and the sacrifice was a baby.

A mother went with her cousin and her 5-month-old baby to Golden Donut in San Diego. When she learned the shop did not have the donut she was on the hunt for, she headed to another donut shop with her cousin. The women left empty-handed, with no donuts and no baby.

The forgetful mom accidentally left the child in her car seat on a table when she exited the restaurant. “I thought she took the baby,” said the store employee. “And then a customer told me, ‘Oh the baby (is) on the table.' And then I look(ed) around. She was already gone.”

As the mother headed to Yum Yum Donuts in Spring Valley, a Golden Donut employee called 911. In the meantime, the hungry mom realized she was down a baby once she reached the second shop. She immediately called Golden Donut to make sure her kid was OK.

The two women rushed back, and authorities reunited the frantic mother with her baby. She told officers she and her cousin got confused about who was watching the infant at the first store. Police said the mother was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol. She was not arrested or cited. (Source)

10 Weirdest Stories Of Parents Who Forgot Their Children

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WORST PARENTS EVER? - TODDLER STANDING ON A 8TH FLOOR WINDOW - THIS IS HOW FEARLESS RUSSIAN DAREDEVILS ARE BORN!

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The incident took place in the town of Miass in the Chelyabinsk Region in the Russian Urals, according to reports from social media. The toddler stares fearlessly from the window to the ground and teeters there perilously. At one moment it looks that he is going to fall, but luckily he remained on his feet and decided to go back inside. The incident was witnessed by residents in the neighbouring building, who immediately called the police. As it took nearly 15 minutes for officers to get to the scene, they didn’t actually see the toddler’s death-defying stunt.

WORST PARENTS EVER? - TODDLER STANDING ON A 8TH FLOOR WINDOW - THIS IS HOW FEARLESS RUSSIAN DAREDEVILS ARE BORN!


Thanks To Pornography, Kids These Days Are ‘The Most Depraved Of Anyone In Human History’

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While everyone constantly rags on you for being a drain on society, and not yet understanding the important things in life, and generally being moody and bitchy, you all now have something you can hang your flat-brimmed hats on.

Y’all are the biggest perverts in all of human history. More freaky than the French in the 1700s, dirty than the Mongols who fucked all over the steppes of Asia, naughtier than even your parents who … yea, they liked to get down.

And it’s all thanks to the wonders of pornography! In an article by The Economist dubbing you guys ‘Generation XXX,’ it hands you the title of most perverted ever. Humans have been around for two million years! That’s something to be proud of.

Because of smartphones, tablets and laptops, hardcore material can be accessed privately by anyone. The result is that many teenagers today have seen a greater number and variety of sex acts than the most debauched Mughal emperor managed in a lifetime.

The Mughal’s wrote the book on sex. Quite literally. The Karma Sutra. Nowadays though, the average 14-year-old’s brain puts that encyclopedia to shame.

Porn’s influence was evident in [teens] understanding of sex more generally. The researchers asked them to name all the sexual practices they knew of. They listed many porn tropes, such as threesomes and gang bangs, and some scatological and extremely violent acts made notorious by particular clips and films.

Yum. But fret not, freaky youngins. Every generation has been grosser than the previous.

Ever since Palaeolithic humans worked out how to paint and carve, new media have been used for sexually explicit representations. Some of the earliest photographs and films depicted disrobing or nude women.

Humanity. All about that V, all the damn time. The problem is, even a cartoon series can’t show a dude hand jabbing a clitoris repeatedly the way most porn does, and some are afraid that for all your knowledge, you kids won’t know how to fuck.

The sharpest fears concern teenagers, now likely to see a vast amount of pornography long before becoming sexually active. Will they fail to understand how unrealistic it is? What are the pneumatic female stars and ever-ready, freakishly endowed male ones doing to their viewers’ body images and self-esteem?

Prove ’em wrong teens. Do it like adults.

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Thanks To Pornography, Kids These Days Are ‘The Most Depraved Of Anyone In Human History’


18 Unintentionally Inappropriate Children's Items

Hey, sometimes things accidentally look like other things. But sometimes, those other things scar children for the rest of their lives. #FAIL. How these suggestive products for kids got approved and manufactured defies all logic. (Let’s hope at least a few of these designers got fired). Sit back and uncomfortably enjoy these inappropriate items for children!

Wreck-It Ralph Undies

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Twister Costume for Kids

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Buzz Lightyear Cup

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Wall-Climbing Rock

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Camp for ADHD

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Library Acronym

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Massaging Pen for "Temples" found in a children’s book store

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Clothing Display

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Children’s Book (when you see it)

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Inflatable Slide

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Bubble Toy

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ET Finger

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Play-Doh Icing Maker

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Playground

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Which one was your favorite inappropriate children's toy? Let me know on Twitter or in the comments below!

 

18 Unintentionally Inappropriate Children's Items

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8 FORMER CHILD STARS WHO HIT ROCK BOTTOM

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8 FORMER CHILD STARS WHO HIT ROCK BOTTOM


7 CELEB KIDS WHO ARE ALREADY SCREWING UP THEIR LIVES

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Dad Starts Campaign To Find Driver Who Hit Son, Turns Out It Was Him

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A distraught father returned home from dropping off his kids at school to find that a his 15-month-old son of the victim of a hit-and-run.

The upset and angry dad took to Facebook in an effort to find the guilty party. All he needed was a mirror.

Jamie Ellison, a father-of-four from Gloucester, accidentally reversed over his 15-month-old son AJ while driving his daughters to school on Friday, the Mirror reports.

He completed the trip without realising the incident had occurred, and returned home to find authorities treating his son’s injuries.

Mr Ellison then launched a Facebook campaign to find what he assumed was a hit-and-run driver.

“I beg anyone who was on Hester’s Way Road between 8:30 and 8:40….doing school runs or catching a bus… to please call the police and help find who did this to my little man,” he wrote.

After the cops reviewed camera footage, they broke the news to Ellison he was the guilty one. He immediately fessed up on Facebook and explained that he’ll never been able to get over the awful mistake and the “guilt with be with him forever.”

Upon reviewing CCTV, however, local police realized the driver was Ellison.

 

Luckily, the kid is going to be fine.

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Dad Starts Campaign To Find Driver Who Hit Son, Turns Out It Was Him


Small Terrorist Attack - Now That's What You Call A Bomb

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Improvised Excrement Device. The only thing that could've made it better would've been for the guy to slip and fall.

Small Terrorist Attack - Now That's What You Call A Bomb


Desnuda Brings Topless Toddler To Times Square - Sparks Outrage

Remember those topless ladies in Times Square that some basic bitches (including supposedly cool mayor Bill de Blasio) got mad at for corrupting children with the sight of the female torso? How could you forget? Well, now one desnuda is back in the news-a for yet another child-related crime…this time against her own spawn.

According to the New York Daily News, a painted lady named Maria Diaz drew the ire of the police and scolds alike when she brought her toddler daughter to work with her all dressed up like a mini-me in a black tutu and body paint. They held up an “N” and a “Y” but nobody was into it. Eventually, a police officer approached and told her to put a top on the child, which she did.

An off-brand Batman named José Escalona-Martinez filmed the encounter on his iPhone. “Nobody wanted to take any pictures [with them],” he told the New York Post. “Everyone was like, ‘What the hell is this?’” How is anyone supposed to objectify her if they know she’s a mom? Other people made veiled references to pedophiles. “That’s disgusting,” one sour puss tourist told the Daily News. “A mother should have better judgment than to do that to the kid … who knows what someone could have done.” That kid was totally asking to be kidnapped, right?

Street performer Maria Diaz holds with her infant daughter the letters N and Y for New York, as pedestrians observe them in Times Square, New York September 14, 2015.

On the one hand, it’s fucked up that a police officer would force a tiny child to put on a shirt, because that implies her pre-pubescent baby chest is somehow sexual. On the other, desnudas stake their livelihood on the continued sexualization of the female breast. So dressing your kid up like one is about as appropriate as when that mom on Toddlers and Tiaras dressed her kid up like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

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In any case, the kid put a shirt on, and the pedophiles slunk back to their caves to stop being attracted to children until the next time someone dresses their kid inappropriately. If prude-in-chief de Blasio would just set up some sort of free daycare for the desnudas, this could all be avoided in the future.

Desnuda Brings Topless Toddler To Times Square - Sparks Outrage

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Jacked Five Year Old Brings It With Push Ups 100 Times More Baller Than That Weak Shit You Got

Damn, yo. This is five-year-old Claudio Stroe, and he brings it. Way more than you do. Stroe visits Shup City while balancing on four glass bottles. When’s the last time you even did one push up? Three weeks ago?

Jacked Five Year Old Brings It With Push Ups 100 Times More Baller Than That Weak Shit You Got


This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep At School In Holland...

Perhaps it wasn't his first day of teaching.
But certainly his last.

This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep At School In Holland...


22 Smart-Ass Test Answers That Were Totally Not What The Teacher Was Looking For

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School started, which means tests are about to become a part of our lives once again. Ugh to all of it. I'm not even in school anymore and this time of year still stresses me out. Well, one way I deal with that stress is by being a smart-ass, and apparently the following people deal the same way! Answering like a smart-ass is definitely a time-honored tradition. What's the worst that can happen? (Detention, I guess.) But it is possible you get credit for your smart-ass answer if it's clever and your teacher is cool. Here's hoping some of the following kids were just that lucky!

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22 Smart-Ass Test Answers That Were Totally Not What The Teacher Was Looking For

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18 Animals Being Total Dicks To Children

Unless you're brand new to the internet (and also life), you know that animals are sometimes jerks. When it happens to tiny humans? It's kind of hilarious. Without further ado, animals being buttholes to kids:

1) If something HAD to sit on my face, I'd want it to be this guy.

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2) This dog, contrary to popular dog-lore, hates balls.

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3) Llama / alpaca thing doesn't know how to pace himself.

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4) This cat has vowed to end the laughter and joy of all children.

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5) GOTTA RUN, I'M LATE FOR WORK.........FORGOT MY KEYS.

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6) What's more disturbing: this giraffe that enjoys feeding upon the supple flesh of infants, or this mom that's WAY too cool with it?

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7) Casual monkey

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8) These jerk huskies mocking a baby who's simply trying his best

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9) This dolphin who probably just wanted a friend

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10) In retrospect, the parents who took this picture instead of helping thier crying child are probably bigger dicks than the cat.

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11) This goat hates... spools

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12) That's what you get for trying to pick up litter; a monkey-kick right in the mouth

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13) The kid's being more good natured about this than I would. You take my grilled cheese, you get punched in the snout.

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14) Another #hero dog saving a child from the dangers of the internet

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15) The most adorable lil drop-kick ever

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16) The most adorable lil drop kick ever part 2: the spinal injury!

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17) This kid does not get how awesome this is.

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18) This one neither

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To end on a nice note, here's a kid who TOTALLY gets how awesome it is.

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18 Animals Being Total Dicks To Children

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Epic Synchronized Air Swimming Performance - 5th Grade Talent Show

5th graders at Porter Elementary perform a synchronized swimming act during a talent show. *Happiness ensues.

Epic Synchronized Air Swimming Performance - 5th Grade Talent Show


THE 21 WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAMES OF ALL TIME

Celebrities get away with a lot of things you and I can’t. Like drag racing down a residential street. Or bringing a gun to the airport. Or wearing meat as clothing.

Another thing: giving their children names that would, were their parents not famous, absolutely ensure a solid decade of bullying. And while calling your kids Apple and Lyric Roads may seem a little silly, these 21 names demonstrate just how detached from reality famous parents can be.

21. Blue Angel (The Edge)

Paparazzi be damned, The Edge had no idea what harassment was until he started getting calls from Navy recruiters.

20. Blue Ivy (Beyoncé Knowles & Jay-Z)

Pretty sure this was both a horrible-smelling fragrance from J-Lo and a 2am “feature” on Skinamax.

19. Destry (Steven Spielberg)

Easy there Lewis Carroll, this isn’t even a word.

18. Free (Barbara Hershey & David Carradine)

STOP ASKING ME FOR CHOCOLATE BARS!!!!!

17. Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)

This kid gives up her lunch money without even being asked. OR... she patrols the cafeteria and makes sure other kids get their money back after getting bullied.

16. Rumer Willis (Bruce Willis & Demi Moore)

No, no. It’s actually true. This is spelled with an “o.”

15. Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Stefani)

You know you’ve fallen off the Hollywood A-list when you gotta name your kid after a restaurant just to get a table.

14. Diezel (Toni Braxton)

We hope he grows up to dance ballet.

13. Moroccan Scott (Mariah Carey)

Sounds like he was the North African guy in a fraternity with four other dudes also named Scott.

12. Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell)

Just begging for a nasty case of listeria/herpes.

11. Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz)

Will go on to start an old-school, hip-hop group with underground DJ Brooklyn Baloo.

10. Cash Van (Dave Haywood)

Just a waaaaay creepier version of Cash Cab. You don’t wanna know what happens after you answer that third question wrong.

9. Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)

Poor kid’s first outfit was a TSA onesie.

8. Royalty (Chris Brown)

Sadly, in America, the offspring of a model and a pop star is more or less what passes for royalty. Nia Guzman, underrated social commentator.

7. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

You tried to incorporate your name into something regal. What you got is a name that sounds like Tony Montana addressing the Queen of England.

6. Royal Reign (Lil Kim)

Disappointed to learn this wasn’t Shawn Kemp's 25th kid. Remember, he was the Reign Man.

5. Kyd (David Duchovny)

Thank you, David, for making life THAT much easier for crusty old boxing coaches.

4. North West (Kimye)

Only the greatest creative mind of our generation could name his child after... a defunct airline! Or a direction, that's true too. Go ahead and bet the GNP of Bolivia that his next one is named South.

3. FiFi Trixibelle (Bob Geldof & Paula Yates)

Bob and Paula were really hoping she’d be a Pomeranian.

2. Diva Thin Muffin (Frank Zappa)

Shout out to Frank Zappa for coming up with the worst collection of baby names in celebrity history (raise up Dweezil and Moon Unit), but naming a girl Diva makes it hard to convince anybody she’s... sorry... down to Earth.

1. Tu (Rob Morrow)

Dooming your child to a lifetime of procrastination. "Just do it... Tu Morrow. No, I mean NOW, not tomorrow, Tu Morrow. Dammit."

THE 21 WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAMES OF ALL TIME

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Teacher Pleads Guilty To Sodomizing Student

A former Missouri public school teacher pleaded guilty on Tuesday to sex crimes involving a 16-year-old female student.

According to the Springfield News-Leader, Johnna Feazell, 47, who until recently taught 8th grade and coached sports in Marshfield, Missouri, had known the victim since she was a pre-teen and was something of a mentor to her:

The victim told an investigator that she had had a “mother/daughter” type relationship with Feazell since she was in seventh grade and frequently went to sporting events and other activities with her.

The girl’s parents sensed something was up this past October when they found a strange cell phone on their daughter with only Feazell’s number in it. Which does seem suspicious.

 

Marshfield parent Alissa Johnson spoke Monday night and shared with KY3 News the e-mail she wrote to the Junior High principal and the superintendent in early October last year.  

It includes a picture of Johnna Feazell standing at the board in a classroom, marker in hand, next to the sentences "In the mornings I drink coffee.  Tuesday, I will kiss all the men."

According to court documents, the teacher had “deviate sexual intercourse” with the teen in October, which is old timey legalese for any type of sex that does not involve a penis going into a vagina. The documents state that she started “enticing” the victim as early as October 2013, and when she realized the law was closing in on her, she tried to cover her tracks:

Feazell later told another teenager to destroy a cell phone the teacher used and “all evidence,” court documents say.

She was already disciplined once in June of 2013 by the school for “inappropriate conduct” with the student and ordered not to contact her.

Feazall pleaded guilty Tuesday to “felony charges of statutory sodomy and sexual contact with a student.” She also pleaded guilty to “felony charges of tampering with physical evidence and tampering with a witness.”

Other writings that appear to be on the same board and in the same handwriting say, "I want to go home, however my addiction won't allow me."  And another that says, "I want to go home, but I can't because my meth is still brewing."

This should be a nice thought experiment for all the sick jerks and simple trolls who comment “where were these teachers when I was in school?” whenever a female teacher bangs a male student. If it’s not okay for an adult to bang a girl child entrusted to their care, there is no way it’s okay to bang a boy, or any other gender for that matter. There are so many people to have sex with who are not your teenage students. That these people know that and still choose the teens is evidence of some screwed up power thing playing out in their heads.

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HOW EASILY CAN A GROWN MAN LURE UNDERAGE TEEN GIRLS INTO MEETING HIM?!

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These parents have their worst nightmare come true when a grown man poses as an underage boy to lure them away from their parents. Luckily the parents were behind the setup the whole way through.

It's actually very scary that things like this actually happen.   These kind of experiments bring awareness to everyone with children.

This experiment video was based off a real life event that happened around July 29, 2015.  Tim LeBlanc happened to be up around 2 a.m. Monday morning and noticed his 12-year-old daughter was gone, and her bedroom window open.

HOW EASILY CAN A GROWN MAN LURE UNDERAGE TEEN GIRLS INTO MEETING HIM?!


SCHOOL BULLY TRIES TO SUCKER PUNCH SITTING STUDENT - KARMA KICKS HIS ASS

Before the internet, seeing a bully get instant justice was like seeing a f**ken unicorn. These days, we can watch bullies get destroyed on a daily basis. Let’s just take a moment and be thankful for that before enjoying this incredible video.

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MEANWHILE IN TAEKWONDO CLASS… 3-YEAR-OLD BRUCE WEE TRIES TO BREAK BOARD

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A cute kid does everything he can to try and break a training board while taking a test to earn his white belt in Taekwondo at the Peak Taekwondo and Fitness Center in Temecula, California. Teaching discipline, perseverance, respect, honour, patience and how to win internet points all in one video. Aya!

MEANWHILE IN TAEKWONDO CLASS… 3-YEAR-OLD BRUCE WEE TRIES TO BREAK BOARD

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Michael Keaton Discusses Mr. Rogers

There will never be another man like Mr. Rogers.

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13 REMINDERS THAT YOUR FIRST TIME IS ALWAYS SPECIAL

There are a lot of monumental first time events in one's life, and some are easier to remember than others. But the people below will never forget because they have these wonderful pictures to illustrate exactly how their first time doing something went.

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13 REMINDERS THAT YOUR FIRST TIME IS ALWAYS SPECIAL

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31 Things Everyone Who Grew Up In Britain Will Understand

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31 Things Everyone Who Grew Up In Britain Will Understand

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8 MOVIE SCENES THAT GAVE US NIGHTMARES AS KIDS

 

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Worst Tantrum Ever Thrown - Hissy Fit Critical Mass Achieved - Time For An Ass Whoopin?

What would you do if this was your child?

Worst Tantrum Ever Thrown - Hissy Fit Critical Mass Achieved - Time For An Ass Whoopin?


CAUGHT RED HANDED - DRINKING AND DRIVING

This little girl couldn't care less about the situation — but her dad handles it in an epic way.


KIDS' FOOTBALL GAME TAKES WEIRD TURN

The music definitely 'sets the mood'... shouldn't someone throw a flag on that play?