This Chap’s Penis Is So Big It’s Ruined His Life
Poor poor poor guy. We’ve all been there…too many girls flocking to you because you have such a big dick. I really feel for him.
Can you imagine having a debilitatingly large penis that means girls are just using you for sex?…I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
This guy, well-known locally, was so troubled by his massive member that he wrote a heartfelt letter to the Sun‘s agony aunt Deidre Sanders.
The anonymous 23-year-old chap has serious concerns over his loneliness after his ‘asset’ has stopped anyone settling down with him.
His cock has cursed him, and his ‘biggest fear is that I will end up alone, once all these girls have had their day and moved on to have families with other men.’
He told Deidre about the last girl he met at the gym might have been ‘the one’ so he took it slow, but even though he had wooed her on a few dates, she took off after they had sex.
I am so insecure that I have looked into penis reductions.
I am unsure whether or not I’ll ever find love while my manhood remains so big.
Yes that’s right, he’s looked into penis reduction…this has got to be serious.
The well-endowed romantic used to think his size was an asset but he now worries ‘if it will wreck my life forever’.
I’m thinking of starting a GoFundMe page for this PHD, so watch this space and dig deep in those pockets guys.