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Cheeky Student Ends Up Taking The Teacher To School

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Ever have one of those moments where you think of the perfect thing to say, but it’s way too late to say it? I have those moments all the time, which is why this joke speaks to me so much. This is the story of a student who’s way too smart for a teacher to handle and who makes that teacher continuously eat their words. It’s a simple story of a battle of wits, wherein one combatant was dangerously unarmed…

A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: “A swan shan’t be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,” answered the student with a smile.

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The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student at the exams.

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At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question…

“You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness,” the teacher posited, “which bag do you choose?”

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“The gold,” replies the student.
“Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I’d choose cleverness, because that’s more important than money.”

“Everyone would choose what they don’t have,” says the student.

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The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “ass” on the student’s paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:

“Excuse me sir, you did sign my paper, but you forgot to give my grade!”

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5 replies on “Cheeky Student Ends Up Taking The Teacher To School”

That doesn’t really make sense. In this ‘story’ isn’t it the student who is teaching the teacher humility? Whereas is it was Humility 101 would the roles not be reversed?

What course would have

“You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness,” the teacher posited, “which bag do you choose?”

as a final question on a final exam? Trump U maybe?

A marine was taking a university class when the liberal atheist professor said something smart about God and the marine said something even smarter. Then punched him in the face. true story.

Surely, the Trump U final exam is writing your name on a blank cheque?

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