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This Cleveland Cavs Dancer Videobombed The Hell Out Of Stephen A. Smith

 

 

My biggest fear before seeing this video was snakes. Snakes are fucking terrifying and serve no purpose besides haunting my dreams. If you see a snake, choke the life out of it. For me. But my fear of snakes has been bumped down on the list, and being thrust into a dance-off with this dude in a crowded club with my crush looking on may take the cake. My body cannot move like this. No training or practice can teach me to be this smooth. If I was forced in the center of the dance circle after this dude just wet the panties of every chick at the club, I’d probably just do the Macarena before faking a seizure. Half of life is recognizing your weaknesses and avoiding situations that’ll expose them. That’s why I wear a bathing suit in the locker room showers.

Stephen A. does not seem happy that someone is stealing his shine.

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