An English mother decided to make her daughter’s 18th birthday celebration a memorable one by buying her $460 worth of cocaine.
Whoooooooooo nostril party!
Like any awesome mom, Nicola Austen took her party-planning seriously and even divvied up the 5.65 grams of powder into 12 individual goodie bags. She also rented a limo and intended to share the snow with her daughter on a crazy night out on the town.
According to Complex Austen didn’t see what all the fuss was about, really. (Emphasis mine.)
“It’s all been blown out of proportion,” Austen reportedly told local journalists. “I’ve had enough. It isn’t exactly the scoop of the century, is it? It was a party!”
Despite the copious amounts of nose candy being discovered by buzz-killing drug dogs Austen was spared jail time and given a nine month suspended sentence so she could take care of her young son.
Remember kids: Stay in school and don’t do drugs no matter how supportive your family is.
Cool Mom Buys Daughter 12 bags Of COCAINE For 18th Birthday Party