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Cosmo Has Some Tips On How To Properly Give A ‘Rusty Trombone’

Hey! Whatcha’ doing? Perusing the internet? Pretending to work? Listening to a boring lecture at college? WELL STOP THAT AND CHECK THIS OUT!

In the interest of keeping things kinky, I strongly recommend you read Cosmo’s “How To Properly Give A Rusty Trombone” article, even for just the LOLs. Cosmo published a particularly NSFW guide to the “rusty trombone.”

Their intro gave the lowdown on what exactly we’re dealing with here:

There are two types of people in this world: those who know what a rusty trombone is and those who don’t. If you’re in the second group, congratulations, you’re about to join the first! A rusty trombone is the act of giving a rim job (the “rusty” part) and a hand job (the “trombone” part) at the same time — simultaneously licking your partner’s anus and reaching around to give them an HJ.

So far, so good.

The original tweet was shared thousands of times and ignited the best GIF storm in reply

The Internet at large can’t stop making fun of it:

The guide is an admirably detailed how-to on the matter with 10 step-by-step measures for those who haven’t tried it before.

This particular section turned people’s heads though

The name itself seems to be an issue

A rusty trombone, you say?

And people who actually play the trombone were in the replies defending its honour:

unfair instrumental name abuse here

The rusty trombone was known before, but now it’s taken on a new level of fame

Now we all know

Cosmo, keep up the good work <3

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