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Couple Puts On Unitards And Attempt Cosmo’s Craziest Sex Positions To See How Legit They Really Are

 

I’ve never actually thumbed through the pages of Cosmopolitan magazine at any point in my life, but since the time I learned to read I can recall seeing Cosmo headlines at the grocery store checkout aisle saying things like ’30 sex tips to spice it up’, ’25 summer sex positions’, and all sorts of shit like that. It’s their thing, Cosmo writers come up with the most asinine sex positions imaginable and they put those positions in their magazine, thusly trucking readers into looking like idiots while attempting painful sex positions around the house.

Well in their jump from the magazine to YouTube Cosmo got a couple to put on beige unitards and attempt the ‘craziest sex positions’ to ever grace the pages of Cosmo. They’ve rolled out two videos, ‘Around The House Sex Positions’ and ‘Shower Sex Positions’, getting the couple to attempt both while wearing their unitards. These videos are everything you’d hoped they would be and more. First up let’s watch the ‘craziest shower sex positions’ from Cosmo:

Need some more? Here’s ‘Around the House Sex Positions Attempted by Real People’ because you know you want to watch it:

Apparently the Cosmopolitan magazine has been around since 1886 (it’s been a woman’s magazine since 1965), which kind of makes it even more sad that they’re still rolling out the same dog and pony show of the past four or so decades. I guess you’re supposed to stick with what works, and sex positions clearly works for Cosmo. Still though, I can’t help but wonder how cumbersome it must be for the Cosmo staff to keep pumping out fake sex position articles over and over and over and over…

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