Don’t Kick Dildos! What Is This? This Is How You Royally F*ck Up
Another dildo-related, TV incident. When are people going to learn?
Let’s see how many fun quips can be made about this unfortunate incident.
- “Hi, insurance company person. I’d like to make a claim on a damaged television. Um. Is kicking a dildo into a TV covered?”
- That TV is fucked.
- This TV has had this big of a dick on the screen since they watched a Justin Bieber music video.
- This girl did give a flying fuck.
- She should have seen that dick coming.
- Fantastic kick though. The Dolphins should sign her up to be their kicker.
- Stop dicking around.
- Talk about getting the shaft.
- This TV takes a pounding.
- That’s one repair bill that will be hard to swallow.
- What a dick move.
- That was nuts!
- The idea that a stand is the safest method to showcase your TV is a phallusy.
- Play with rubber dicks and you’re bound to get fucked.
- Instead of dildo, she should dildon’t.
- Didn’t their mother ever warn them to never kick balls in the house?
- The one time in your entire life that you need to get cock blocked and it doesn’t happen.
Add your jokes to the comment section!