Soccer –we’ve finally found something we can both enjoy. For years I’ve been saying that I’d rather watch my parents having sex than a soccer game and you’ve called me a mental midget who doesn’t have the brain capacity to understand its beauty. But now we can both put down our swords and just take in this wonderful piece of soccer gold. Reminds me of that time London Donovans scored that point against the other team that time back when. We all remember where we were. Love that guy.
Drunk Playing Dizzy Soccer Drills Extremely Improbable Shot, Gets Celebratory Beer Shower