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Drunken, Pantsless Cardinals Fan Passed Out In The Bathroom After Downing Too Many $10 Beers

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

That famous Animal House quote couldn’t have been more true than for this St. Louis Cardinals fan who was found in the men’s bathroom at Busch Stadium during last night’s game.

Oh, but he wasn’t just on hammered off his ass, but he was also pantsless—because, you know, that’s what dudes do when they’re obliterated off of expensive ballpark beers.

I’ve had some drunken stories in my day, but whatever this guy can remember about last night will most definitely top anything I’ve experienced. Let’s just hope he made his way out of the ballpark without being too beaten, battered and bruised.

Drink it off, Sport!

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