Dude Breaks Into Five Guys, Cooks Some Burgers, Leaves

Dude Breaks Into Five Guys, Cooks Some Burgers, Leaves

Police are on the lookout for a burglar who robbed a Five Guys Burgers and Fries back in March. He didn’t steal any money or equipment. He just cooked himself some food and stole a few bottles of water.

According to the police description, the burglar got inside by following a delivery man. He stayed behind after the delivery man left, “rummaged through the establishment, cooked food, and stole bottled water before leaving the restaurant.”

As you can see in the surveillance footage, he also very clearly has a phone conversation while cooking.

The DC Police are asking for information anyone may have on the suspect but to be perfectly frank, and I’m not usually the type to condone criminal activity, mom and/or the government, but maybe let this one go? It seems like a victim-less crime. How much could Five Guys have possibly lost in profits here? It looks like he made one burger and I can’t imagine the bottled water is going to set them back too much. He didn’t even bother making fries, so it’s not like they lost out on any of that pricey peanut oil (no, I do not know how much peanut oil costs).

Dude earned the burger. I say let him have it.

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