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Dude On Tinder Goes Full Tomi Lahren In Tinder Profile, Might Be The Least Chill Dude Ever

Guys, meet Gary. He’s 22. And at the spritely young age of 22 — when you can afford to fuck up and have an entire life ahead of you — he’s bitter. He’s bitter about Tinder. Apparently he’s having a hard time getting anywhere with his Tinder matches. Gary also seems like he really enjoys Tomi Lahren videos, calling his potential matches “special snowflakes” in his profile.

Gary is frustrated. Gary lacks chill. Gary is never going to get laid. Don’t be Gary.

…But if you like sushi or golf after enjoying Tinder’s “smorgasbord of cock”, ladies, throw him that right swipe.

https://twitter.com/VanguardVivian/status/821848574581415936

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