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DUH OF THE DAY – Raccoon Bites The Hand That Feeds It

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A man was living his life when he decided to approach a group of loitering raccoons, who frankly looked like they were up to no good. They were inexplicably hanging out with a cat for one thing. Remember, urban campers: Wild animals that aren’t afraid of you are soft-bellied moochers at best and rabid maniacs at worst.

To make a short story even shorter: The guy tries to feed the trash panda and the ungrateful beast swaggers out and decides to feast on a piece of his hand instead.

Lesson learned. Trust no one. Love nothing.

 

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