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The Dyson Ballblade Is a Revolutionary Machine For Men Who Want Their Package Handled With Care

 

Guys don’t really give much attention to their package as much as women do, so some folks decided it was time we changed all that.

Introducing a revolutionary machine that gives our balls a chance to feel pampered. The Dyson Ballblade is the best drying machine for a man’s balls out there, giving them a clean and fresh feeling straight out of the shower.

This funny ad spoof was featured during Conan’s monologue and showed in graphic detail how this machine can blow dry a man’s crotch area like it needs that much attention.

Shut up and take my money!

 

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