“I came down with a really bad cold.”
I took too many tequila shots last night and I literally cannot deal with life right now.
“I’m having a personal emergency.”
I missed last nights episode of Game of Thrones and I have to watch it like now.
“I’m having women’s issues.”
I might actually be dying. Trust me, you don’t want me to come in today.
“My apartment flooded.”
I’m having a pool party and you can’t stop me.
“I’m stuck in traffic.”
I hit snooze six times and I’m not ashamed.
“It’s a religious holiday.”
I’m choosing to embrace my family’s religious views today for the sole purpose of not working.
“I’m having an allergic reaction.”
I have a zit the size of a crater on my face and I can’t be seen in public.
“It’s my grandmother’s 87th birthday.”
I’m going on a last minute trip to Vegas and my plane leaves in an hour.
“I have to leave early for a doctor’s appointment.”
I’m literally so bored.
“I have jury duty.”
I got arrested last night.
“I’m taking a mental health day.”
I’m still drunk.
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