This video was passed along by a coworker and it’s a tale about a man, his hog and just not giving a fuck.
Here’s her first hand account of Dr. Love Handles and his day at the beach:
So we’re at the beach in Santa Monica – always a super busy place…the strand runs right alongside it so there constantly cyclists, runners, tourists, etc. We’re at the volleyball courts that are right next to the bike path and showers and all that, and off in the distance we see a fat naked old dude by the water. Just chillin, hands behind his head, taking in the scene. I thought, ok that’s weird, but it’s kind gloomy out and there aren’t a TON of people by the water and it’s about 4pm so whatever.
Then he starts walking toward us, completely nude, clothes in hand. Walks right by our court toward the showers. People are staring but he don’t give a fuhhh. He heads right on over to the showers which are located right in front of the pathway with everyone walking by. Not to mention there’s a little cafe located right there.
He showers for, seriously, 15 minutes (apparently water conservation isn’t on his radar — not like CA is in a drought or anything). After he’s done he starts putting his shorts back on, realizes he’s still too wet to get his clothes on, so takes a seat by the pathway and waits for his bare ass to get dry before putting his clothing back on.
When I left he was still sitting there.
He might still be there or he’s in the middle of a threesome with two willing beach babes. Neither would shock me.
Fat, Naked Guy Showering Off On Busy Public Beach Is A Lesson In ‘Zero Fucks Given’