Florida Man Runs Himself Over After Getting Wasted At Strip Club
This guy should not have been driving home. He must have hit the moment in the club where he tossed all his singles, got his lap dance, didn’t pay for the private room so was left sitting in his own stink. Wishing he would have saved that last $50 for something else.
Still with an awkward chubby, he raced home to open up some Pornhub while he still had some fresh material in his spank bank.
Somehow this dude ran himself over and still managed to run away from the Florida police?! Think about how wasted you have to be to not feel the pain of a CRUSHED FUCKING LEG!
The Florida Highway Patrol says they have charged the man who fell out of his pickup truck while leaving a strip club.
The truck ran over the man’s leg before crashing into a home and injuring a woman. Troopers said William Edwards, 28, ran away before they could arrest him, but he was later found and arrested.