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Florida Prostitute Offers Cop A Blowjob In Exchange For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell

Florida never disappoints. And when I say Florida never disappoints, I of course mean it never disappoints in stories chockful of absurdity, depravity, and immorality. Today’s WTF Florida story comes to us from Jacksonville where a prostitute approached an undercover police officer and offered him oral sex in exchange for tacos.

Buffy Suzanne Bryan was arrested when she offered to suck off a cop if he bought her two soft tacos from Taco Bell. The 47-year-old sex worker valued her skilled services at a total of a whopping $2.14. She didn’t even ask for a drink to wash the tacos and pubes down. She should really join the “Fight for $15” movement.

Like how does that play out? If you’re the sex worker do you ask for the tacos before or after the blowie? You gotta get the tacos first right? Or do you receive the cream of some young guy after tacos so that you can imagine that you have a taco supreme?

The city-wide prostitution string caught five women ranging in age from 31 to 48. The other four cases, saw the women ask for the conventional payment of cash instead of tacos.

In case you’re wondering what two soft tacos from Taco Bell gets you these days, Buffy Suzanne Bryan is the lovely lady at top left. Two tacos doesn’t get you what it once did. Fucking inflation

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