Florida Woman Grabs Cop’s Crotch And Refuses To Let Go
You could make one hell of a list when it comes to things that you should never do to a police officer. Grabbing his penis and balls and refusing to let go would probably be pretty high on that list.
According to the Crestview News Bulletin, that’s exactly what a 35-year-old Crestview woman did to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy over the weekend, and she now faces battery on a law enforcement officer and simple assault charges because of it.
Police said they responded to the woman’s house after reports of a disturbance, but when they arrived, they found that the house was cluttered with so much shit that they couldn’t enter it safely. The woman was in her bedroom, and as she made her way out, she decided to grab a hammer out of a flower pot for whatever reason.
That was a big no-no.
The officers took the hammer away and placed her in handcuffs, but that didn’t keep her from “cussing, yelling and lunging toward a deputy” before grabbing that deputy’s twig and berries and refusing to let go. Apparently the woman’s grip sucks worse than her life, and the deputy was able to free himself simply by pushing her away.