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Florida Woman Tells Police She’s A ‘Million Dollar Ho’

Debra Thomes looks like she’s worth about four bucks, but that’s not what she told police during a prostitution sting in Florida earlier this week.

According to The Smoking Gun, the 49-year-old hooker approached an undercover cop in a parked car in Fort Pierce Tuesday night and asked him if he “wanted a date.” Once inside the vehicle, Thomes introduced herself as the “Million Dollar Ho,” but things took a confusing turn when she then offered up “sexual services” for just 40 bucks.

Her final attempt to close the deal? You guessed it: She told the cop that he was going to be her “first one today” and then lifted her dress, exposing her vagina in the process. That was enough for the undercover cop, who called in the troops to arrest Thomes for prostitution.

 

Odds are you’ve already guessed that this wasn’t Thomes’s first run-in with the law, and congratulations, you are absolutely correct. Thomes was convicted on a felony prostitution charge just last month, but that apparently wasn’t enough to dissuade her from jumping right back into the hooker game.

She has also been convicted of criminal mischief, possession of drug paraphernalia, trespass, resisting an officer and exposure of sexual organs, which I believe in the great state of Florida, leaves her just one crime short of a lifetime achievement award.

 

 

 

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