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Florida Is The Worst State In The Nation In Every Way, New Rankings Say

Florida ranks dead last when it comes to rating the best states in the nation. Michigan ranks No. 1, the very best state in the union.

Let that sink in for awhile. Michigan, the state that gave us the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock (the poor man’s Ted Nugent), is 49 states better than Florida.

Thrillist’s Definitive and Final Ranking of All 50 States list ranked the states “based on everything.” Specifically, the states’ contributions to America, like inventions, food and drink, “somewhat productive famous people,” and unique physical beauty, among other things.

 

 

Ranking its best states list based partly on “somewhat productive famous people.” Michigan is home to Kid Rock, seen here performing at a SouthCom event in Doral for military service personnel, employees, and contractors in 2015. Our “somewhat productive famous person” Pitbull didn’t help Florida rank above No. 50.

Definitive and Final Ranking of All 50 States list ranked the states “based on everything.” Specifically, the states’ contributions to America, like inventions, food and drink, “somewhat productive famous people,” and unique physical beauty, among other things.

 

 

 

2017 Florida’s Worst Red Light Runners

 

“When putting together a list such as this, there can be some temptation to defy popular expectations, and go against the grain. However, Florida’s awfulness résumé is so staggeringly impressive that it couldn’t go any other way,” Thrillist wrote. “You were born for this. Embrace it.”

By contrast, Michigan, Thrillist rhapsodizes, “has more coastline than any state other than Alaska?”

 

 

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So have you had the desire to go swimming in Michigan — or Alaska lately?

Alaska, by the way, ranked high up at No. 16, touted for “rogue bears and/or Palins” and its salmon. Big deal. We can get salmon from Publix’s frozen food shelf. We have Joe’s Stone Crab in South Beach.

Michigan was also hailed for its “embarrassment of beer riches.” Ah, hell. We’re not embarrassed by the beer riches at Coral Gables’ Titanic Brewery.

Joining Florida in the bowels of the country: Delaware, Ohio, Arizona, Utah and Mississippi.

Just under Michigan as the best of the best: Maine, Kentucky, Wisconsin and Louisiana.

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