The Garbage Plate Is Every Drunk College Students Favorite Meal

The Garbage Plate Is Every Drunk College Students Favorite Meal

This is any drunk college kids best friend. It is a mixture of meat, carbs, and more carbs piled onto a foam container found in Nick Tahou’s and “hots” food joints all over the Rochester area.


  • 1 -1 12cup cooked macaroni
  • 14cup mayonnaise
  • 2tablespoons diced celery
  • 1tablespoon chopped carrot
  • 14teaspoon salt
  • 14teaspoon pepper
  • 1large potato, baked and cubed
  • 1tablespoon butter
  • 2hamburger patties
  • 2slices cheese
  • mustard
  • horseradish
  • ketchup
  • hot chili sauce (OR SPECIAL SAUCE)
  • 3slices Italian bread
  • chopped onion (optional)
  • refried beans (optional)

  • 1medium onion, chopped
  • 1garlic clove, minced
  • 1tablespoon oil
  • 1lb ground beef
  • 1cup water
  • 12ounces tomato paste
  • 12tablespoon brown sugar
  • 1teaspoon ground black pepper
  • 34teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • 1teaspoon chili powder
  • 12teaspoons paprika
  • 12teaspoon ground cumin
  • 12teaspoon allspice
  • 14teaspoon cinnamon
  • 12teaspoon powdered clove


Looks abominable. Tastes heavenly.
  2. In large skillet fry chopped onion and garlic in oil until soft. Add meat, stirring constantly with fork to keep its texture fine.
  3. Once meat is cooked add water and tomato paste, cook for 10 minutes.
  4. Then add sugar and spices. Cook 30 minutes, adding water if needed.
  6. Mix together the noodles, mayo, celery, seasoning, and carrots and place into a large square foam container (or plate, but not as authentic).
  7. Fry potatoes in butter until very crispy then put next to mac salad on plate.
  8. Place OPTIONAL beans of plate if needed.
  9. Cook hamburger until well done and top with sliced cheese.
  10. Then place burgers ON TOP of the mac salad and home fries.
  11. Mix together about equal parts mustard and horseradish and pour on top of burgers and top with optional onions.
  12. Pour hot sauce or VERY LARGE spoonfuls of special sauce and a HUGE glob of ketchup over burgers (some like to stir everything together so its one huge mess).
  13. Eat with plastic fork, or just use the bread as a spoon and try not to pass out. This should take about an hour to finish.

YUM, every drunk college kids dream food.

One reply on “The Garbage Plate Is Every Drunk College Students Favorite Meal”

that’s a meal for a mildly drunk person since it uses a fork,full blown drunk is cold pizza or 3 corn tortillas for a dry tortilla sandwich”tried that once it was on my bed when I woke up”

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