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GENITAL JOUSTING! The Game About Penises And, Well…. Penetration

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GENITAL JOUSTING, A REAL VIDEOGAME ABOUT PENISES FIGHTING EACH OTHER

I’m gonna let that sink in for a while….

A videogame that has you and your friends play as mutant penis-butt creatures trying to penetrate one another.

In Genital Jousting, the goal is to get your dick wet. You are thrown into an orgy with 4-8 other penis-butts (all decked out in outfits ranging from a muscle shirt to a tuxedo) who also have the same goal. The challenge: penis-butts might be potent sexual beings, but their motor skills aren’t great (understandably, since the closest thing to eyes they have is their libido). When successful penetration does occur, however, both sexed parties receive points.

The team explains: “A lot of the early design decisions involved drawings of penises, figuring out things like ball to shaft ratio, butthole attraction force, and the weight of balls needed to make penetration take just the right amount of challenge.” Eight hours and several buttholes later, the autonomous penis-butt monster was born.
Release set for April 2016….

GENITAL JOUSTING! The Game About Penises And, Well…. Penetration

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