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‘Genius’ Bill Gates Didn’t Have a Pre-Nup

Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing, which shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to anyone. If you’d spent 27 years not being satisfied sexually by an 85lb software engineer’s tiny penis, you’d probably be eyeing the Scrooge McDuckian pile of money you had amassed and planning your retirement to Cunnilingus Island, too.

What was surprising to me is that TMZ reports the couple did not have a prenup.

One reply on “‘Genius’ Bill Gates Didn’t Have a Pre-Nup”

He loved her. She was his soulmate. He gave himself entirely to her and now she doesn’t need him anymore.

I have a prenupt.

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